I often like to relieve boredom by masturbating

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True or false?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
True (male)	36
False (male)	9
True (female)	7
False (female)	2

― Image: electrostimulation applied on a penis (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 May 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

True (howler monkey)
True (oranguatang)
False (howler monkey)
False (oranguatang)

― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Thursday, 27 May 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

False (male)

You could have safely left this option off.

― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Thursday, 27 May 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

lol yea pretty much

― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Thursday, 27 May 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 27 May 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

I voted that option.

― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Thursday, 27 May 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

do you cry when you relieve boredom by masturbating?

― dud rock (crüt), Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

crying while masturbating seems like it would be WAAAAAAAY too much release going on all at once, like during orgasm all of your bones would liquefy due to the buildup of pressure and shoot out of your pores

― Image: electrostimulation applied on a penis (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

You know it feels like that sometimes.

― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

depending on company, obvz

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

Dinner party guest bored? Then masturbate them!

― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

Someone once referred to it as the thinking man's way to pass the time, but I can't remember who.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

'wanking man's way to pass the time" surely?

― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

I don't know how I managed to have exactly the right display name for this poll

― Image: electrostimulation applied on a penis (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 May 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

masturbation applied to a penis

― django weingart (samosa gibreel), Thursday, 27 May 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

HI DERE prefers to masturbate with electric probes

― dud rock (crüt), Thursday, 27 May 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

you misspelled "pubes"

― Image: electrostimulation applied on a penis (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 May 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

On my knees, help me baby,
Tell me, what can I do, electric pubes.

― dud rock (crüt), Thursday, 27 May 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

True. Also true - even when jacking it not in the cards, sometimes it's just nice to look at boobs.

― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Thursday, 27 May 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

i wouldn't say that i like to relieve boredom by masturbating, but more that it's an inevitable by product of boredom -- maybe that's the same thing tho

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 May 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

I like to relieve boredom by terrifying the crap out of myself.

― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Thursday, 27 May 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

If I ain't a postin', you know I'ma roastin'

― PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 27 May 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

so if the other common way to relieve boredom is browsing ILX, then for at least some of the times people on this board like to ___________________ and ____________________ at the same time

― Face Book (dyao), Thursday, 27 May 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

terrible

― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Friday, 28 May 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

not necessarily............................

― harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

i mean xpost

― harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ the lawyer in you

― Face Book (dyao), Friday, 28 May 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

; )

― harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

the only way I can sb someone is if I click the mouse over the sb link with my balls

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 28 May 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

a lol'd a knowing bitter lol of times gone by

― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 28 May 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)

just to add to that,

contrary to marvel canon this was actually the way magneto removed wolverine's adamantium skeleton, he didn't actually have to use any of his powers at all

― Face Book (dyao), Friday, 28 May 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but did he make him cry while masturbating or masturbate while crying, and which would have been the more impressive feat

― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 May 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)

key question- what happens when wolverine gets a boner?

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

xp he showed him pictures of jean grey scantily clad and told him "see that bulge? she's a man."

― Face Book (dyao), Friday, 28 May 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

True.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 28 May 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

Crying while masturbating? Your lives are closer to the Bad Lieutenant's than my own.

― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Friday, 28 May 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)

the only way I can sb someone is if I click the mouse over the sb link with my balls

So that's like a telepresence teabagging?

― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Friday, 28 May 2010 09:35 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

i like how the no results sort of imply that peeps are waiting until life is at fever pitch and then spontaneously jerking it

― apparently not the band, but the lifestyle (jjjusten), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

"We've got to get this plane to a runway!" *masturbates furiously*

― apparently not the band, but the lifestyle (jjjusten), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

True (female) = Best song on "Sticky Fingers"

― PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

4:1 vs. 3.5:1

― All small bassoons have at one time or another been called fagottino (crüt), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 23:26 (fifteen years ago)

I masturbate to relieve sexual tension, loneliness, any general urge to masturbate, but boredom, no, there are better ways to do that.

― Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Friday, 11 June 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Let me revise that slightly:

I go on ILX and look at the WS/fitness chicks/etc. threads to relieve boredom; as for whatever happens after that, though...

― I, on This Night, Dine on the Soup of Turtles (EDB), Saturday, 17 July 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

boredom's the name of my dog, you sick fucks

― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Saturday, 17 July 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

is it? i never got his name, but he was magnificent

― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 July 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

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