Other body parts accepted too.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)
toots & the maytals
― ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 12:57 (fifteen years ago)
i do not have a name for my genitals and/or boobs
― thomp, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)
judge judy
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)
Tuomas
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:46 (fifteen years ago)
terminus est
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)
my boobs are called Chagrin and One More Cupcake Can't Hurt
― Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)
nick cave & the bad seeds
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:00 (fifteen years ago)
Excalibur
― naus, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)
the zoomin' centipede
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
The Conqueror Worm
― orchestral manure in the dark (corey), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)
darby o'gill and the little people
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
my enormous penis
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
no joke answers pls
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
"Biggest one in four counties."
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)
"Biggest one in four centuries."
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
No. No I do not.
lol Dan.
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
The girls.I once had a tshirt with two manatees on it and my pilates class started referring to boobs as manatees for a while.
― kate78, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)
Oh the womanatees!
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
that's even better!
― kate78, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)
Once I was joking around with a girl about things I could name my dick and after a long string of suggestions, for no real reason I blurt out "Tommy!" It turned out that was her dad's name.
― kkvgz, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
temporarily restricted net assets
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
X''''D
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
@ kkvg
nicely packaged bon-bons
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8tR2qKrWyg
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)
Heavy D and the Boyz.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
Herman's Head
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)
Heavy D and the Boyz
Brilliant.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)
stand and deliver
― sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)
Lou "Diamond" Phillips
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)
i was thinking Adam & the Ants, myself
― sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)
too itchy.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
Cousin Larry
― lowwave (S-), Friday, 16 July 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)
the punisher
― the dolly doctor movement (electricsound), Friday, 16 July 2010 04:11 (fifteen years ago)
I bet you say that to all the girls, you silver-tongued devil you.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 08:47 (fifteen years ago)
Mike Hock
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 09:35 (fifteen years ago)
Derek Acorah
― Craigo Boingo, Friday, 16 July 2010 10:51 (fifteen years ago)
I don't get that one.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 11:09 (fifteen years ago)
only a medium?
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 11:12 (fifteen years ago)
Your genitals are possessed by spirits? It's enough to give you the willies...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)
Oh you wish.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)
Wank Hilliams.
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Friday, 16 July 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)
when i worked at the women's clinic, i had a list pinned to my office wall of the funniest names for girl parts that i heard from our clients. the girl who called her vagina Yoda took first place. Gross.
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
p.s. i haven't named my parts, fwiw
I guess Yoda is better than Dagobah.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)
Or Sarlacc Pit.
― Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)
Jabba the Hutt
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
C3-pee-oh
Princess Lay-er
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
Mynock-ers
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)
these things right here
― peacocks, Friday, 16 July 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)
Mr. Roper
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
YODA!!!!
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 16 July 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
maybe i've read too much Victorian social history, but Yoda as name for female genitalia makes me think of wandering womb syndrome (was that what it was called)?
― sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
Didn't they just call it hysteria?
― Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)
The history of hysteria can be traced to ancient times; in ancient Greece it was described in the gynecological treatises of the Hippocratic corpus, which date from the 5th and 4th centuries BCE. Plato's dialogue Timaeus tells of the uterus wandering throughout a woman’s body, strangling the victim as it reaches the chest and causing disease. This theory is the source of the name, which stems from the Greek word for uterus, hystera (ὑστέρα).
^^ right, anyway, that's what Yoda vagina reminds me of
― sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)
Did Yoda do a lot of wandering?
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)
he levitates and floats around, right?
― sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe a better allegory would be if your uterus was Harry Dean Stanton in "Paris, Texas".
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
I don't remember Yoda levitating.
― Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
He can levitate a spaceship, but original canonical swampy Yoda did no levitating himself.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
Somewhere there is a guy who refers to his penis as 'Count Dooku'.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
prequel trilogy, guys; Yoda flips the fuck out when fighting Count Dooku
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
Anyway, you gotta love the fact that we now have two simultaneous threads on ILTMI where we're discussing Star Wars and genitals.
― Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lig40TzCZJQ
btw this thread has made me imagine what it would be like if sex was like this, with the penis playing the part of Count Dooku and the vagina playing the part of Yoda, and now I really hate each and every one of you
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
goooood....goooood...let the hate wash over you. GIVE yourself to the dark side...
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 16 July 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)
remove bookmark from thread
― sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
Someone should invent a trouser zipper that makes the sound of a lightsaber igniting when unzipped. Would make a fortune on ThinkG33k.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)
Ok one time I was having sex with a guy who was wearing a black condom, and he sang the Imperial March song as he inserted his dick.
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Friday, 16 July 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)
has that caused ILTMI to stop working or
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Saturday, 17 July 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
should have told him "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" xp
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Saturday, 17 July 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)
Sex kinda ended there for a few minutes bcz I was lolling too hard. This is a cherished memory.
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Saturday, 17 July 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
that is showstopping material
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 July 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/spaceballs_large_13.jpg"Your helmet is so big!"
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
okay holy massive lol, Abbott
― he does NOT have the training (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)
Perhaps not the most erotic thing to do in bed but I can see why it's a cherished lol memory
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
anything you can post a Rick Moranis jpg about is definitely not going to qualify as "the most erotic thing to do in bed"
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
says you!
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)
this is an assertion worthy of scientific exploration tbh
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)
I just have a life-long crush on Mr. Moranis so he's not some emblem of boner-killer for me.
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
There was a real panic point age about 8 when I thought I was going to grow up to look like Rick Moranis.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
Lifestyles "Tuxedos" I bet. They're black and slightly tapered. Not a bad fit, though not as good as the Planned Parenthood condoms.
― kenan, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)
~omg~
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)
Hottest Disney male.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 05:53 (fifteen years ago)
three people voted for him - tied with Brendan Fraser the star of Furry Vengeance - your point is?
― sarahel, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 06:53 (fifteen years ago)
That you shouldn't make such blanket statements, when some people clearly find Rick Moranis erotic.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 06:55 (fifteen years ago)
Three people do, anyway. These are likely the same people that find Woody Allen sexy. In fact, finding Rick Moranis sexy might just be psychic backwash from finding Woody Allen sexy.
― kenan, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 08:47 (fifteen years ago)
well, just looking at the poll results, that doesn't mean that those three people find Rick Moranis sexy - just sexi-er than the other choices - and you have no way of knowing if those weren't joke votes.
― sarahel, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
Wait, sarahel, you try to accuse three people of having questionable taste for voting for the star of something called "Furry Vengeance," when three people voted for fucking Robin Hood, the fox that is responsible for ~30% of furry fetishes?
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)
Abbott - i am not seriously accusing anyone of anything - i think this is a funny topic to explore.
― sarahel, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
Can we be shown weirdos + Mike Love?
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, 19 October 2020 23:19 (four years ago)