Use this thread to judge other people for their fetishes

Inspired by the mention of clear speculum porn.

what the hell, humanity

13 Piece Sounding Wands Urethra Play - Sound Wand Set

Sounds come in a variety of styles, and are used in slightly different ways:
Below you will find some of the different styles and the use of each.

1) Dittel sounds have a flat end and a rounded end. This set contains Dittel sounds. The Flat end unscrews

2) Hegar sounds have two rounded ends, are fairly short, and are mildly curved in shape.

3) Pratt sounds are longer urethral dilators (double ended ones are usually almost a foot long) with rounded and slightly bent ends.

4) Van Buren sounds have a very pronounced curve at each end, specifically for the purpose of reaching the bladder.

5) Henk sounds have a more pronounced curve at the ends, as well as a metal rib on each end.

What you are getting:

*13 pieces, each piece measures 9" in length

* 1" from tip to groove

* Removeable end is 2" long by 3/4" wide

* 13 sizes below. This is there thickness.
--3.2mm
--3.9mm
--4.8mm
--5.6mm
--7.1mm
--7.2mm
--8.0mm
--8.7mm
--9.6mm
--10.4mm
--11.1mm
--11.9mm
--12.8mm

crossing my legs while reading that

Wait a goddamned second

That last one is like half an inch wide

WTF

Oh yeah, I know about sounding from the Dan Savage podcast. He thinks it's crazy fucked up, and he's not usually one to get all judgmental.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh horrible

it would be so much better if this fetish was about making cool actual sounds by tapping a wand to your urethra.

like what sounds - "bibbety bobbity boo"?

Dream big! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Mary Poppins had an umbrella, not a wand!

like the sound of atoms smashing together! Disney songs would be acceptable too. Whale calls, children laughing, anything. All these sounds make me laugh or smile more than turn me on. Hmmmmm what are the sounds that turn me on?

i dunno, but i would not want someone to open an umbrella inside my vagina

is that a fetish?

Mary Poppins had an umbrella, not a wand!

Now there's an image.

xp - sure, why not.

xp Oh, I see you beat me to the same joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ib6PwAPr1Q

is that video a sockpuppet show with no dialog?

what if it was a really small umbrella?
xp

like a cocktail umbrella? the sticks are pretty pointy and stabby - does not sound pleasurable

ew no. like a special rubbery one. It still doesn't sound nice though.

i would guess that there are probably women who practice opening umbrellas with their vaginal muscles - but the umbrella is pointed away from the nether regions.

whether they do this while singing "Singing in the Rain" or "A Spoonful of Sugar" - I don't know, this could be entirely false.

xp Hey you don't know that. One night in Bangkok...

speaking of which, I think I'd rather have an oyster vaginally inserted than an umbrella

ooo noo! They are sharp!

hm, they do have a labial palp, though:

http://www.infovisual.info/02/009_en.html

the shells are, not the oysters themselves.

Anyway - are there chess fetishists?

pawn-ography

haha I like that

was recently told about a kid who tried sounding with a glowstick bracelet

the horror

I know a girl who used to make money by posing for pictures of herself, fully clothed, cracking eggs into a bowl and wiping peanut butter on her feet.

was she cracking the eggs using her vaginal muscles?

was recently told about a kid who tried sounding with a glowstick bracelet

why would you

I mean

agh

some people shouldn't be allowed to have genitals, is the takeaway here

i am just thankful that the story did not conclude with some agonizing phosphorescent genital mishap

And if you ever saw it
You would even say it GLOWS

...brrrrrr

thanks Dan for reminding me of some better-off-forgotten ILTMI thread from last year where LJ recounted his use of the word "glee" for ... I'm having a mental block about the specifics, and I'm glad to keep it that way

theres no way for further examination of that to end well

I'm rarely shocked by any fetishes, but I gotta admit the dinosaur porn clip someone posted to ILX a few years ago was pretty "WTF?!"... Especially the dinosaur sperm.

"Never mind medieval, I'm about to get prehistoric on your ass!"

http://photos.imageevent.com/munkersweld/0o/pornosaurus2.mpeg

That's the video, if someone's interested. Wouldn't recommend watching it though, unless you're fascinated by the endless polymorphic perversity of the human mind.

I can't find the thread it was posted to, but I remember it was titled Finally, there's non-gay dinosaur porn!. As if someone had gone through one gay dinosaur porn clip after another, until he came across this one and was like, "Oh yeah!".

Anyone else had an STD test where they shove a q-tip up your urethra?
Fucking medieval.

that alone is reason enough to think these sounding ppl are fucking nuts

I think even they have limits, and shoving walnuts or whatever up their urethras is probably too far even for them.

are there women who sound? plz for the love of God say no

I think there are actually.

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

maybe snoball doesn't love God?

man I was gonna link some of the stuff that really haunts me but I'll just tell you & you decide whether to explore further: penectomy fetish

the narratives you can find of people documenting their journey into having their partner surgically remove all their junk forever...they are rough stories man

I think maybe we need to draw the line between "fetish" and "mental illness"...

I think kinkiness is a garden that can be encouraged to grow lush or pruned back severely. I would have been a lot kinkier with a more interested partner, but it was not to be, and I think the question is moot now.

i had a medical procedure done last year that was similar to sounding and i would definitely NOT recommend it for fun (though it did cure me of chronic UTIs).

Yeah, a friend told me about his brother getting tested for thrush (not that I'm saying that's what the deal was with mr bene_gesserit) and it was basically the joke above about shoving a cocktail umbrella up and opening it. A cocktail umbrella of steel.

I am SORTA kinky, but compared to other people I've met who identify as kinky, I am really, really, dull. Like I am not into blood play or wearing a diaper or being water boarded. No thanks.

Just went down wikipedia's list of paraphilias. Nothing that I was doing that I thought was kinky was kinky enough to be included in the list. A little disappointed.

The kinkiest I've gotten was a girl who loved to have sex in my truck in parking lots (but always late at night), and light spanking/hair-pulling during doggy. I am painfully vanilla, I think.

I think on balance I am ILX-proudest of this thread

I'm a total voyeur, but not in that I want to actually watch people have sex, but in that I am completely fascinated by other peoples' lives and could be invisible and be 100% happy just eavesdropping and watching people at their worst.

i did not have thrush. i had a narrow urethra.

also i can only get off when i'm being waterboarded with the menses of virgins.

EWWWWWWWW on the dolphin sex page. Why did I go there....

Is it a joke or for real?

Very real.

lol I just remembered this:

http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/519621.html

just think of "kinky" like a spectrum, where the hetero baseline is like missionary position with the lights off between consenting adults

fwiw I think being *too* vanilla is its own sort of kink. Like I have met really straightlaced people who are also germophobes who go "eww" when they think of people sharing the same drinking glass or kissing, but they have kids!

Oh man, just reading the dolphin sex thing for the first time

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.)

o_O

I need to make some changes in my life...

What, to move closer to the ocean?

I considered that

Note to self: stay at least 10-14 inches away from the ocean at all times in order to avoid contact with dolphin peen.

Since the whole dolphin sex discovery, I am having a hard time seeing them as these intelligent and innocent animals. I went on a dolphin tour in South Padre and the woman leading the tour had been studying them for close to twenty years. They always came around her and she calls herself the Dolphin Whisper, she's even on my FB. Posts a ton of dolphin pics. Now that is all weird. What does she know, why did all those male dolphins come around her like that? They don't do that on the other tours, the tour guides throw food for them in the water and your lucky if you see two. But she goes out there and they all made a mad rush to the boat. Seriously, it's like tainted and gross now. I can laugh, but not for long. Ewwwww

From my pics of the dolphin tour.
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4046/5074494247_ac176c45fc.jpg

Getting hot in here.

i was just thinking that I needed something to curb my libido for the weekend and stumbled back on this thread...think I'm good for about a week now.

A discussion about a dog and it's rectum issues led to talk of a prolapsed rectum. I had no idea what this was and Googled it ...again, why did I go there? It opened a whole world of terrifying images and websites I didn't know existed. Made me want to vomit. It will be years before I will be able to see or hear the word rosebud and only think of roses.

I cannot believe that a prolapsed butt is actually the object of someone's fetish. I'd rather think it's more about desiring extreme visual images or objects from abusing porn. Like a type of boredom that ends up seeking out the most reprehensible.

Like a type of boredom that ends up seeking out the most reprehensible.

"on ilx too long"

Browsing Fetlife the other night, I did come across some prolapsed anus pictures. Someone went nuts with a penis pump, apparently. Yes, there are people with this fetish. There are people who want to cut their dicks off, for fuck's sake.

i wld probably say 'happen across' in this context

dammit why won't I remove the bookmark from this thread

It will be years before I will be able to see or hear the word rosebud and only think of roses.

Or 'Citizen Kane'.

The butt photos T and I saw looked like medical conditions.

A prolapsed anus is definitely a medical condition but medical condition and fetish are not mutually exclusive by any means.

Can I post on this thread about how I am fascinated and repelled by adult babies? I mean… adult fucking babies?

I spent the better part of an afternoon last week reading various adult baby's Twiter feeds. One of them always posts "nite nite" before he goes to his crib.

I mean… adult fucking babies?

I wish I had put those words in a different order.

fucking adult babies doesn't sound any better, really

What are um adult babies?

They take acid and jump out of windows.

point of clarification: acid enemas

http://www.csifiles.com/reviews/csi/king_baby.shtml

What are um adult babies?

I am so glad you asked. They are adults who chose to live as babies, sleeping in cribs and wearing diapers and ceding control of their lives to a caretaker. The adult baby on Twitter had just ended a three-year relationship and was looking for a new daddy (his terminology) to run the show, preferably someone younger.

I highly recommend a google odyssey on the subject, assuming you are not on a work computer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piVnArp9ZE0

http://littleab.com/ABcare/babysitter.html

Can I post on this thread about how I am fascinated and repelled by adult babies? I mean… adult fucking babies?

I end up having lengthy discussions about adult babies with my best friend at least a couple times a year. Apparently there were several on a recent episode of Dr. Phil. I don't get it at all. ADULT BABIES.

Jenny - is that link SFW?

Also - Mandee I wrote a paper once on fetishes and one of the case stories was a guy who got off on thinking about cutting off his dick. He eventually did and they sewed it back on and then HE CUT IT OFF AGAIN.

this still seems applicable:

some people shouldn't be allowed to have genitals, is the takeaway here

― HI DERE, Friday, July 16, 2010 3:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also - Mandee I wrote a paper once on fetishes and one of the case stories was a guy who got off on thinking about cutting off his dick. He eventually did and they sewed it back on and then HE CUT IT OFF AGAIN.

NO! NNOOOOO! CANNOT UNREAD! CANNOT UNREAD!!!

ENBB, that particular link is sfw in that there are no images on it but I make no guarantees about the rest of the site or the language (it's barely readable, though).

There was an article somewhere about an adult baby who was lobbying to have "adult baby" accepted as not a fetish or a preference, but an identity, which I find kind of problematic, but beyond that, this AB wore glasses. GLASSES. Like, babies don't wear glasses, so if you want to be a god damn adult baby, you don't get to wear glasses either. POO: shitting your diaper in public or vision correction. You can't have both.

For some reason, I'm not as judgmental about people who want to cut off their own genitals. I mean, it's awful and unfathomable but I think those people are just deeply mentally ill, whereas adult babies are just annoying. Grow up, adult baby, you stupid baby.

In general babies don't wear glasses but sometimes they do and it's the cutest thing in the world. I'm talking about real babies though. In agreement about adult babies in glasses.

Oh my friend said one of the adult babies on Phil said he'd never told anyone about being an adult baby. Uhhhh, but somehow he was OK announcing it on TV?

Are most ABs male? It seems that way to me.

i've been watching this weird japanese sitcom called "i am your pet" which is about a japanese business woman who keeps a 20 yo man as a pet and treats him like a dog. it's an interesting concept...

I first became aware of infantilism on a Phil Donahue show when I was home sick one afternoon. I remember happy not be in school and watching I Love Lucy and cartoons and then flipped channels to find adults dressed like babies. So of course I continued watching, I thought it was funny. I was not young enough however to not understand that it had something to do with sex even though I barely knew what sex was. There was no way I could have imagined how either um, still not clear. It would be years before knew what a fetish was.

Next day at school I remember asking this girl I was always in competition with if she knew about infantilism (my new word and it sounded smart) and she just said, "Yes, of course, my mother is a nurse." So I pictured her mother having to care for a big, giant baby at the doctor's office every now and then. I didn't talk about it anymore since she was such a know-it-all that I failed to impress with something new. That was it, until this evening!

I am sorry, tera, that we gave you this opportunity to admit your knowledge

Teehee...