Strange Places and Spaces

So what's the strangest place you've ever gotten it on with someone in?

middle of a motorway intersection in lisbon - cars all around us but enough tree cover to remain out of sight

your turn

Can't decide between a narrow bush-lined pathway close to a Tampa mall (with the only boy who ever wanted to get into my pants when I was a teenager), an alley near the massage school where I met the man I'd later marry, and a stand of mangroves up against the Gulf of Mexico (the only one that involved actual sex) a year or two into our relationship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XM5hbS7GlU

obvi

up a tree, in a park

"in the ass" girl is my hero

arboretum

dry riverbed

a Skinner box

i am kind of a stan for camping sex.

i guess not weird but ~best~ non-bedroom sexual experiences. imo.

a lift in my local university union, I think. got caught.

trampoline

on an tiny island in the middle of a lake; in the football field of my school

my best friend lost his virginity on the corner flag of athlone town fc fwiw

eh i lost mine in my uncle's spare bedroom while the rest of the family were having tea and 'catching up' if that counts too

Next to a cathedral behind a hedge. In a chapel. In a cemetery. On the roof of a hotel.

it would be some hedge that one could hide a cathedral behind

ps no religious link to the hotel whatsoever? disapointing.

never anyplace weird, but the most "daring" was mutual masturbation with a high school girlfriend in the cargo space of a friend's minivan with 5 other people in the car

meh. in a climate like ireland's, if you didn't engage in mutual masturbation under any cover you got, and regardless of peer company, you didn't engage full stop.

ford frotter was a popular model over here iirc

4am, Best Buy parking lot, front seat of truck - shocked the shit out of an overnight stocker/janitor/something who was walking to her car for a smoke break, we hauled ass still naked, situation progressed to road head

Same girl (she had a thing for semi-public sex), on Thanksgiving, after a friend's party, elementary school parking lot - had a cop or school security drive up and shine a spotlight through the back window of my truck but they drove off without doing anything

Projection booth.

Verse One:

Can't decide between a narrow bush-lined pathway close to a Tampa mall (with the only boy who ever wanted to get into my pants when I was a teenager), an alley near the massage school where I met the man I'd later marry, and a stand of mangroves up against the Gulf of Mexico (the only one that involved actual sex)

Chorus:
a year or two into our relationship
a year or two into our relationship
a year or two into our relationship

Verse two:
Same girl (she had a thing for semi-public sex), on Thanksgiving, after a friend's party, elementary school parking lot - had a cop or school security drive up and shine a spotlight through the back window of my truck but they drove off without doing anything

"A Year or Two"
Lyrics by Donald Fagen
Music by Walter Becker

In the hallway outside my own apartment.

On the hood of a stranger's parked car directly beneath a streetlight in the North Bronx. Srsy could have been arrested. V v drunk at the time.

in special secret room of college fraternity

!

it was referred to as "the fourth degree ceremony"

is that actually true?

is what actually true?

Six almost poll-worthy results.

on a altar covered with red cloth at the Temple of the Unforgiving Serpent

is there anything else to do at the Temple of the Unforgiving Serpent?

the buffet's nice

I'll give you my unforgiving serpent ey ey ey! *nudge wink*

^ hooray

Its a strapon one, but you know, hey, we make do somehow.

Oh god why did I just type that.

name the baseball bat i keep in my front room

wimbledon common. we were discovered by june whitfield, out walking her dog. god's honest truth.

was there a laughter track?

well, there were hilarious consequences...

tell the truth now- was the other party, in fact, george michael?

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/12/30/george-michael-cera.jpg

Underneath a small, wooden, pedestrian bridge. Earned me the nickname "troll."

never wanna get trolled by kkvgz, then

(no offense!)

discovered by june whitfield

Did a patio parasol unexpectedly descend?

Relatively crowded subway (PATH) platform at Journal Square, Jersey City. My ex-girlfriend was a little crazy.

btw there is no such thing as mutual masturbation

whut

Bullshit. It's a lot of fun.

well I believe what the good doctor means is that "to masturbate" means 1. the stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification. however, I'm afraid, much to the detriment of his point, it also means 2. the stimulation, by manual or other means exclusive of coitus, of another's genitals, esp. to orgasm. if the subject were film, I would defer to my friend the doctor, but on this question I must defer to my longstanding support of mutual masturbation both as pleasant exercise and civic duty.

'longstanding support'

^ subtle brag here ladies

Yes, Aero has once again proven that he's the coolest person alive, but I thought that mutual masturbation was masturbation in the presence of one or more other masturbators? But what he's talking about is lots of fun too.

nono what you're referring to christine is an average student night

*bows, dives into orchestra pit*

I think I'd better get away from ILX before I propose an ILTMI JO fap...oops, I think I just did.

we can each take our own private interpretation of 'orchestra pit'

surely would just be FAW?

oh my, I was anticipating some sort of reinterpretative response but that is pungent xp

the semiotic possibilities of 'orchestra pit' are a terrifying wonder and I think I want my mummy

*lies on the couch, extemporises*

*holds JO communion with psychiatrist*

ey man if you frequent pungent 'orchestra pits' that's yours and yours alone don't take that to ilx with you

O_O

it's more the complex multivalent synchronicity of an orchestra, that is fleshing the analogy to my amazement

I think that's a record for consecutive posts TMIC and the time has come for withdrawal before I end up self-embuggering in the strange space of ILX

y'know he could have easily made those posts to the pubic hair thread and they would have fit equally well

equally well

all things considered

I should leave, too, before I turn into Becky Lucas...oh, wait, I crossed that line a long time ago.

pungent orchestra pits?

hit #1 on "mutual masturbation," or, why it's not always a good thing to have google, but it's always a great thing

I learned the, ahem, hard way that clicking the "videos" page will autoload an in-vivo tutorial

the semiotic possibilities of 'orchestra pit' are a terrifying wonder and I think I want my mummy

― acoleuthic, Wednesday, August 18, 2010 9:25 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark

you sick, sick man

I don't know if I've told this story before, but re: mutual masturbation: a friend once wrote to me to tell me about this CRAZY girl he'd been with the night before, who had stopped him at the point of near-total nudity, reminded him that they would not be fucking that evening, reached over the side of the bed and into her purse and pulled out a vibrator, and asked if he would mind if she finished herself off. He was stunned, agreed, but kind of lay there uncomfortably. I told him that he was nuts, and the proper response would have been to say something along the lines on, "Only if I can play too." He wrote me back and said, "Really?" Dude, yes. Really. WTF is wrong with you.

Agreed--this is a stunningly intimate practice, esp. as a same-sex couple.

That's probably what freaked him out, now that I think of it.

I think that's a record for consecutive posts TMIC and the time has come for withdrawal before I end up self-embuggering in the strange space of ILX

I'm sorry guys, I'm still back here