69: classic or dud?

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On this thread it was suggested that there's "no sexy way of performing 69." this sounds like a job for...ILTMI

Poll Results

Option	Votes
nom nom nom	38
no no no	9

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

nom nom nom
but gf doesn't enjoy so no dice

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

Classique!

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

john ilu for this

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

the poll, i mean

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

.............

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

man now anything i say itt is gonna sound weird

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

^ usual during 69 tbf

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

"anything i say in this taint"

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

Is unearned 69 redemptive?

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

69 is not perfection, but it is delicious, filling, and cheap.

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

pete is pretty classic imo

― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

tbrr when the subject comes up ppl sometimes use words like "overrated"...and I'm like...if you say so hoss but like y'know...like, you can't be serious, what's not to like

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

I use the exact same phrasing when it's time to go out to dinner and I say "let's get Chinese" and people are like "I don't know I had Chinese last week"

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

voting "no no no" but only because there's not much in-between in the poll options. It's a thing that is sometimes done, but I've always had problems concentrating on tow things at once. It's like patting your head and rubbing your belly, innit?

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

TWO things at once

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

More like, it's like patting your head and getting a blowjob and rubbing your belly.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

you would probably not be a very good drummer then kenan

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe if you left out the patting your head and rubbing your belly and concentrated on cunnilingus, you'd find 69 less disorienting.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

ime this is never not awesome tbh

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

you would probably not be a very good drummer then kenan

Rhythm is a dancer, not a session of oral stimulation.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

You just have to use the walls of the phone booth to support you and your partner instead of feeling they're a constraint.

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

no but limb independence is a key factor - like if you can't focus on doing multiple things at once, you'd be a sucky drummer

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

man to continue in my oversharing mode one of the big appeals of sex to me is that "concentration" gives way to something a lot more primitive & instinctive in feel -- anything that places me in a too-much-going-on-for-you-to-concentrate-so-stop-thinking-and-just-engage is A+ would nom again

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, maybe it's just that he wouldn't make a very good drummer while someone was going down on him, sarahel. I find that entirely understandable.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

Practice by playing bongos on your partner's backside.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

what happens when there's a massive height disparity between the partners?

― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

divorce

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, maybe it's just that he wouldn't make a very good drummer while someone was going down on him, sarahel. I find that entirely understandable.

it just takes practice ime

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

I probably just lack practice. Honestly, it doesn't come up that often. It's the kind of thing that doesn't happen without someone suggesting that it should, and then already I'm expecting performance from myself. Relaxing is a tall order.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

xp HA

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

Um, edge of bed (re height)

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

If there's one thing that's as likely to arouse me as receiving les caresses buccales, it's giving so this is just a natural for me.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

the edge of the bed doesn't make a giant's torso any shorter tbh

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

oh no i am a terrible drummer

― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

it just takes practice ime

Which could make for some intersting euphemisms.

"Hey, you wanna come over to my place and practice playing drums?"

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

the edge of the bed doesn't make a giant's torso any shorter

I see the surrealist contingent has joined us

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

My thinking when I find myself in these awkward positions is always, "Couldn't we find a simpler way to fiddle with each other bits, and then could we please fuck?" Sixty-nine is on the downward slope of the novelty curve, says I. There are a lot of positions, methodologies, toys, and mind-clearing exercises that I would enthusiastically engage in before this one.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

i play bass though so

― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

xp common german saying that iirc, something to do with toilet shelves

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

jj are you an awesome bass player

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

also i can do that reggae/ska upstroke guitar picking so i might be in the clear

xpost: the ladies tell me that i am the best

― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

Classic, of course, but it's much more classic as a female/female act because the position that it puts my head in tends to be a bit problematic for fellatio.

TS: Side-by-side 69 or man/woman on top position 69?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

wait the parallel with bass playing is slowly crying myself to sleep afterwards right

― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

bassists are good at poking up and down an outstretched leg, i reckon.

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

woman on top for 69 ime

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

ime this is never not awesome tbh

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

xp Yeah, side-by-side is even more strenuous, even though you wouldn't think so.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

"Just... sit."

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

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in british porn they actually say "cunny,"

They do? I thought that it was an obsolete term.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

I'd like to make it clear that while I do enjoy 69ing (mostly for the intimacy), it is a little difficult to get off that way.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

sarahel is there something about your needs you would like to share with the group

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, September 17, 2010 4:34 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah, i'm only here for the snacks

― sarahel, Friday, September 17, 2010 4:36 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is classic iltmi material fuiud

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 17 September 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

^^^

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

i've never done it before. any tips?

― turn in yer badge (San Te), Friday, 17 September 2010 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

Try not to have too much of a height difference between you and your partner.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 05:06 (fourteen years ago)

hmm well my new prospective date is way shorter than me so guess I won't be trying this w/ her!

― turn in yer badge (San Te), Friday, 17 September 2010 05:09 (fourteen years ago)

thxing aero 4 username btw

― the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Friday, 17 September 2010 05:15 (fourteen years ago)

classic, forever, esp when you get yr timing perfectly synchronized and then woah woah wow kablooey

― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

ka-gooey

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

tho tbh i imagine the logistics of this are different for 2 dudes vs 2 ladies vs hetero pairs

― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, simultaneous orgasm is just the most amazing thing, isn't it?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

It is, at least for two women.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

btw if one or both ppl are eating ass instead of genitals does it still qualify as '69'

― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

(That was a reply to Elmo's post. I've never had simultaneous orgasm with a woman, damn it.)

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

What's the square root of 69?

Eight something.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

boom boom

(simultaneous orgasm)

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

haha that reminds me of another joke I learned (from Penthouse Forum iirc back in the day): "we called it 77, because then you get eight more"

― Euler, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

btw classic

― Euler, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

boom boom
(simultaneous orgasm)

long lost John Lee Hooker record?

― kenan, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

No wait, it's the same record.

Howh howh howh howh.

― kenan, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20090326sergeGainsbourg.jpg

Ils s'aiment et la traversée
Durera toute une année

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

oh wow who's that with serge

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

Jane Birkin

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

you are important resource, m white

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

too important to waste prepositions on, obviously

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 17 September 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

re side-to-side vs otherwise, this went from very very dud to very very classic when I first realised that it did not have to be a fight against gravity

that is surely all I shd say on the internets, possibly more than

ok, definitely more than

― patapon pataphysics (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 18 September 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

at least you didn't use the phrase 'inappropriately mouthed'

and with that he went to bed

― acoleuthic, Saturday, 18 September 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

I tried to cross my elbows behind my back today, but I eventually realized that I can't do that any more. Darn it.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 18 September 2010 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

Like someone said upthread, I like the intimacy of the position. However, I hate getting my dick sucked upside down - it's actually very uncomfortable for me. Anyone else fee that way?

― windmeup (kkvgz), Saturday, 18 September 2010 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

feel

― windmeup (kkvgz), Saturday, 18 September 2010 10:32 (fourteen years ago)

man whatever the most extremely-felt opposite of "it's actually very uncomfortable for me" is, that is how I fee about that

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 18 September 2010 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― master of retardment (ENBB), Saturday, 18 September 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://i52.tinypic.com/287md79.gif

― Underground - Parking (2010) (sic), Saturday, 18 September 2010 11:25 (fourteen years ago)

it's not even the best A.R. Kane album, dumb asses.

― tickle me lmao (unregistered), Saturday, 18 September 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 18 September 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

iltmi...a board with its head in the right place

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 18 September 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

Like someone said upthread, I like the intimacy of the position. However, I hate getting my dick sucked upside down - it's actually very uncomfortable for me. Anyone else fee that way?

What do you mean by upside down? Do you mean lying down on top of the person with your dick in his/her face? Or do you mean having his/her head pointing down toward your feet instead of up toward your head?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

both parties trussed up like fowl and suspended from rafters

― acoleuthic, Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

^^ auto-erotic asphyxiation waiting to happen

― sarahel, Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

Like chicken? Do they have to be basted?

(I love the way you think, LJ)

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

in re: upside down, I am assuming what kkvgz means is that in this position, for the male, a lot of the action that'd normally be port goes starboard, which fair enough, if somebody scrubbing down the starboard planks doesn't feel great to you, cool, that's just more simultaneous oral sex for the rest of us

I knew that metaphor would get away from me if I wasn't careful with it and now here we are, damn

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

It's much easier for the giving partner to do it with their head pointed toward the receiving partner's feet. Much easier,

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

(I'm coming off of an 11 hour shift on two hours sleep, so I'm sorry if what I'm saying isn't clear. I'm having a hard time thinking right now.)

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

I am just glad you did not bring the poop deck into it, underrated aerosmith albums I have loved.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Sunday, 19 September 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

Actually I wouldn;t have cared, I just felt the poop deck was the "stupid joke elephant in the room" of the moment.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Sunday, 19 September 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

He could have started talking about raising the main sail or lowering the cannon.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 September 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

The moon on the ocean was dimmed by a ripple
Affording a chequered delight;
The gay jolly tars passed a word for the tipple,
And the toast — for 'twas Saturday night:
Some sweetheart or wife he loved as his life
Each drank, and wished he could hail her:
But the standing toast that pleased the most
Was "The wind that blows,
The Ship that goes,
And the lass that loves a sailor!"

I was going to amend/rewrite it but really there's no need

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 19 September 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

*kisses Aero*

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 September 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

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