Reverse Cowgirl: Classic or Dud?

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Option	Votes
Giddy-up	26
Nay Naaaaay	10

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/29303365_dcf4cc0fe4.jpg?v=0

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

haaaa

― the perry bubble fell-off-ship (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― am0n, Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

first person to link to meatspin gets a sb

― france bans luriqua (k3vin k.), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

for heterosex:

this can be pretty cool but normal cowgirl >>>>>>>>> reverse cowgirl in most instances - eye contact! intimacy! fondling! embrace and let man do thrusting!

the exception is when you're doing a sort of sitting reverse cowgirl and the man is working the girl's clit with one of his hands - that's pretty intense

― cambyrdsclosetvacuumsounds4fun (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

screw intimacy RC totally classic

(intimacy also classic of course but plenty of ways/time for that imo)

― master of retardment (ENBB), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

also I've had like 2 1/2 pints of unballasted ale so am apt to be a bit freer with the discourse - as it should be

― cambyrdsclosetvacuumsounds4fun (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

times like this I'm a little regretful that poet girl went out of my life two weeks ago, but the pang will pass

― cambyrdsclosetvacuumsounds4fun (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

wait louis your drunk? you want I should temp ban you from ILTMI for the rest of the night? it might be for the best.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

not sure i've tried it tbh (TMI membership now in doubt)

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha I'm a mite cosy but not drunk. don't ban me, I'll self-moderate to acceptable levels. anyway this is a thread about freaking reverse cowgirl, of course we gotta be anatomical

― cambyrdsclosetvacuumsounds4fun (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

"I'll self-moderate"

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight because that's one of your specialities

;p I kid.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

a dude's done a lot of growing-up in the past coupla years - can now roam free on sex thread w/o stabilisers

― cambyrdsclosetvacuumsounds4fun (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

should have another thread for manual clitoral stimulation during penetration, that's always been a tricky one ime and i feel ilx could, quite frankly, be an invaluable resource for me on the subject

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

always wear a helmet though, kids

― cambyrdsclosetvacuumsounds4fun (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

manual clitoral stimulation during sex is a piece of piss and a total crowdpleaser, best position for it is a sorta hybrid reverse cowgirl/doggystyle - imagine something roughly halfway between

― cambyrdsclosetvacuumsounds4fun (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

i dont have sex in front of crowds, that's the first thing.

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

Was wondering how many hands the boy's got

― Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

support with left hand, pleasure with right, ain't rocket science

― cambyrdsclosetvacuumsounds4fun (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Maroon-5-Hands-All-Over-album-cover-art.jpg

― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

support with left hand, pleasure with right, ain't rocket science

IT IS IF YOU'VE GOT A CROWD TO PLEASE

― Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

shitting heck that album-cover is pernicious

― cambyrdsclosetvacuumsounds4fun (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

that maroon five guy is a horny little mfer

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

do yall like pick a sex position and then stick with it until the game is over?

fuckin variety, man!

rc = classic, particularly as a TURBO MODE variation on cowgirl

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

entirety of zorn manifestation 23:02 EST otm

― cambyrdsclosetvacuumsounds4fun (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

i get to look at butt, so classic.

― max arrrrrgh, Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, i'm easily pleased.

― max arrrrrgh, Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

don't get to look at much else, tho.

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

put your flesh paddles back in their socks where they belong

― Flergblergtennis (aog208), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

feet and back, s'ok.

xpost

― max arrrrrgh, Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

Best when the gal has a lengthy epigram or bible quotation tattooed on her back.

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Sunday, 19 September 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

Or the full lyrics of Ani DiFranco's "Untouchable Face."

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Sunday, 19 September 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

But seriously, gals, is it ever too much from that angle?

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Sunday, 19 September 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

good for lookings, especially when the lady kindly gets a TV installed in her back, but kinda uncomfortable.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 20 September 2010 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

embrace and let man do thrusting!

This isn't a good idea if the man has back problems.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 20 September 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

also I've had like 2 1/2 pints of unballasted ale so am apt to be a bit freer with the discourse - as it should be

:-)

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 20 September 2010 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

thrusting in general is a bad idea with back problems. see the 'clusterfuck' thread for musings tbh

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Monday, 20 September 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

But thrusting from below is especially a problem for someone with a bad back--my husband and me had to stop doing the cowgirl after his back injury because of this.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 20 September 2010 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

I'd like to try the reverse cowgirl again, but the last couple of times we tried it my weight kept resting painfully on his hip bones. I'd like to know how to avoid that.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 20 September 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

ceiling sling?

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Monday, 20 September 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

stronger biceps allow for amazing things

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 20 September 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

like heeeeeeey tmi here we go, but a signif portion of a lady's weight in yr hands is gonna take a lot of pressure off yr hips

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 20 September 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

I really don't think my husband's strong enough anymore to hold any of my weight in his hands, and I wouldn't trust a sling to stay up in this house, never mind the dilapidated mobile home we'll be moving to in a few months.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 20 September 2010 05:17 (fourteen years ago)

You'll have to have sex exclusively in hotels, then.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, 20 September 2010 06:32 (fourteen years ago)

i will not let them kick u out

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 20 September 2010 06:43 (fourteen years ago)

abbott's first post is so terribly classic.

― kenan, Monday, 20 September 2010 08:19 (fourteen years ago)

And I'd rather not have her face away from me, at least not as a goal in itself. That's a touch insulting.

― kenan, Monday, 20 September 2010 08:20 (fourteen years ago)

That's a touch insulting.

How sensitive.

Some things done during sex are great fun for both participants and absolutely enhanced by no eye contact. If you're the type who gets offended that your partner doesn't have his/her eyes on you AT ALL TIMES, congratulations. You're a missionary.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, 20 September 2010 09:37 (fourteen years ago)

As a goal in itself, I said.

I dunno. Is there something extra that a woman gets out of this position? Because I always feel like turning around and getting full penetration would be more fun for both of us.

OR! Well, there are different kinds of reverse cowgirl, I guess. Woman leaning backward over man's torso = dude needs to come in from a low angle, or else have a porno dick, or that won't work. Woman sitting straight up on top of it = ok, cool. You either need to bounce or hover, though. Either way, girl's doing most of the work. Woman leaning forward = give me my legs back, let's do it from behind the right way.

― kenan, Monday, 20 September 2010 10:16 (fourteen years ago)

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^^^^ already overrated sarahel post

― 4 my muthafuckin mods (crüt), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 08:02 (fourteen years ago)

yeehaw!

― sarahel, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 08:02 (fourteen years ago)

;]

― 4 my muthafuckin mods (crüt), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 08:03 (fourteen years ago)

==3=|o

― sarahel, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 08:06 (fourteen years ago)

Reverse cowgirl smiley?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 08:09 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

hello cowgirl in reverse
― buzza

Is this cock in your command?

― kenan, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

stone f'in classic except now abbott has ruined it for me forever >:[

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

i seem to be the only person that doesn't get that post

― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

It's the view for the person on top...foot zone.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

Not all things in life are done for the view, though, right? SOrry roger.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

voulez view couchez dessus (mais mais opposee á) moi ce soir

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

Hoos - I had to ask her on IM. That's what I thought it was but I wasn't sure. I then asked if those were actually her husband's feet. They are not.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

"is that a......true to life photo?"

― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

I am really glad you clarified that E since in the time since you told me that I've wondered on and off if people think the poor Viceroy got introduced to ILTMI thx to a no-permission foot photo scandal. I don't think I have any photos of his feet.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

somehow i think i'd remember going 'hay i am just taking pictures of your feet not weird or nothin'

― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

I think we need a WDYFLL thread.

― If you want me to "get there," pay attention to my angina (WmC), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

First you photograph your feet, then your knees, and then...we have to start charging people to come here.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

The Girls and Boys of ILTMI?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

tbh we can probably make good cash off just the feet and knees

― bang (HI DERE), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

haven't bothered to check yet, but i just assumed everyone took a cue for me in strategically typing out their iltmi posts so that if you line up the text in sequential order of posts it reveals itself to be a ascii art rendition of recent n0000d pic

― dude (del), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

WS: The Meta Edition?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

A coffeetable book.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

I know, that's old media.

Instead, an iPad app.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Nay Naaaaay 10

Out yrselves.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't vote; voting in polls crashes Zing.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

Taschen presents: ILTMI: Photographs by Richard Kern

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

i voted dud - i'll do it if requested but it really feels physically uncomfortable for me.

― just1n3, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

Not all things in life are done for the view, though, right? SOrry roger.

Naturally. I'd just never really been forced to consider the awesomeness chasm between vistas in this case.

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 23 September 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

It's the view for the person on top...foot zone.
― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Wednesday, September 22, 2010 5:39 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh man, i laughed because thought the pic was of cankles :/

― ^^^that's lightweight jammin (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 September 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

as in "nice thread, cankles"

― ^^^that's lightweight jammin (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 September 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

but those aren't even cankles!

― master of retardment (ENBB), Thursday, 23 September 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

looks pretty cankly to me

― ^^^that's lightweight jammin (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 September 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

I keep picturing those feet in my head as having extra toes.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 23 September 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

those feet have been rocking some birkenstocks

― homosexual II, Thursday, 23 September 2010 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

The feet look like they have been flattened...they are weird.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 23 September 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

Like, they look like they're boneless.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 23 September 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ foot zone

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

Taschen presents: ILTMI: Photographs by Richard Kern

HA! I wish.

In the meantime, who wants to see my feet and knees?

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/legs-knees-feet-BW.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

I guess I should have waited for an answer on that.

― kenan, Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

Nah. Why wait for permission?

― kenan, Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

Legs are alright
Feet are alright
They just seem a little weeeiaaard

― kenan, Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

rly good karaoke song fyi

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

Nah. Why wait for permission?

Esp. when you have a striking photo like that.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

*scroll up to reveal kenan in full drag*

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

i got it Abbbott, and yeah they look like grody-ass hobbit feet

― am0n, Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

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