More intrinsically funny: Balls or Boobs?

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I don't know if response will be split along the sex line, but as an owner of balls I'm inclined to say they're far funnier (and more wrinkly).

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Balls	35
Boobs	3

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:31 (sixteen years ago)

balls are hilarious

― fuck noOoOO (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:31 (sixteen years ago)

how are boobs funny

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:31 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, waht? Balls. No question. Lock thread.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:32 (sixteen years ago)

Boobs are awesome. Balls are ridiculous.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:32 (sixteen years ago)

http://curezone.com/upload/_A_Forums/Ask/huge_boobs.jpg

― i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:33 (sixteen years ago)

I dunno. Boobs get a lot of time in stand-up routines, both by women and men.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:33 (sixteen years ago)

WHAT THE HELL XP

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:34 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah well those are exceptional. If we're talking average balls v average boobs, it's balls by a landslide. If you disagree then you are just wrong.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:34 (sixteen years ago)

How many visual gags are there about accidentally getting hit in the boobs? A lot fewer than ones about getting hit in the balls, that's for sure!

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:38 (sixteen years ago)

If we're talking non-average boobs, these are pretty ridic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIOLgdGWZ_g&feature=related

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:39 (sixteen years ago)

oops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIOLgdGWZ_g

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:39 (sixteen years ago)

>:(

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:39 (sixteen years ago)

I guess I've just hung around too many girls in my life who crack jokes about their own boobs. This poll IS A BUST! (lol)

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:40 (sixteen years ago)

I feel like the only time boobs are really played for laughs involves people's reactions to them...like a bunch of guys in awe of a jump-roping woman's chest moving all over the place. The woman just jump-roping would have almost no humor potential.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:40 (sixteen years ago)

I have never heard someone joking about their boobs actually be funny! It's always just like "lol, my tits = extant." More like a way to draw attention to them than an actual subject of genuine laughs. (In my experience – I don't think I've heard anyone joke about their boobs since high school.)

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:42 (sixteen years ago)

Actually my mom and I joke about my grandma's boobs every so often. I think part of the humor there might come from the excitement of getting away with saying mean things about your grandma, though.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:43 (sixteen years ago)

I can fight the curiosity of knowing who that woman Z S posted upthread is. I've seen unnaturally enormous boobs before, but those are beyond comic and into the realm of "the poor woman".

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:44 (sixteen years ago)

can=can't

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:45 (sixteen years ago)

until i see someone crush a can with their balls, i'm voting boobs

― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:45 (sixteen years ago)

how are boobs funny

― deep-fried cigarette (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

xposts that is my sister and she is siiiiingle

― i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:47 (sixteen years ago)

so many bad jokes about balls

― I'm a Grizzily Bear Now (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 01:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2007/08/Bull%20Balls-2.jpg

― In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 01:24 (sixteen years ago)

Yep, balls.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 03:06 (sixteen years ago)

all you need are boobs
to succeed are boobs

― hypnopriapism (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

truck boobs

― world class wrecking (crüt), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 03:36 (sixteen years ago)

my first thought about seeing them too. ha.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 03:38 (sixteen years ago)

oh wait - nm. the bull balls made me think of the truck nutz. forgive me, it's late.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 03:39 (sixteen years ago)

http://us.muttpop.com/var/us/storage/images/muttpop-blog/the-mystical-tanuki-ball-sac-japanese-raccoon/46033-1-eng-US/The-Mystical-Tanuki-Ball-Sac-Japanese-Raccoon.jpg

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 05:23 (sixteen years ago)

The most perfect sculpture ever.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 05:26 (sixteen years ago)

a guy i know, it is reported, went to bed with a girl and when her shirt came off he just burst out laughing and left. which is a royal dick move but my curiosity's always wished he'd said why.

― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

a guy i knew, i should say.

― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

the answer is balls, btw

― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

that her boobs were balls i mean. god fuck my comic timing.

― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

I can fight the curiosity of knowing who that woman Z S posted upthread is. I've seen unnaturally enormous boobs before, but those are beyond comic and into the realm of "the poor woman".

Either the pic is photoshopped or the boobs are fake, no way can you have those kind of boobs even with silicone.

Some related discussion in this thread, btw:

Boob etiquette (a question for the ladies).

― Tuomas, Thursday, 30 September 2010 08:41 (sixteen years ago)

Boobs are awesome. Balls are ridiculous.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 00:32 (Yesterday)

^^^!!!^^^!!!%^^^!!!

― Pashmina, Thursday, 30 September 2010 08:58 (sixteen years ago)

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:45 (sixteen years ago)

the only funnyboobs i have knowledge of (i guess NSFW and sry if already posted itt) http://www.davidcervello.es/blogs/fotos/3boobs.jpg

― yuoowemeone, Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:58 (sixteen years ago)

Ed Balls, MP

Ed Boobs, MP

You know which (would be/is) funnier.

― Mark G, Thursday, 30 September 2010 12:19 (sixteen years ago)

what do you reckon would be funnier: a guy with boobs where his balls should be, or a chick with balls where her boobs should be?

― del griffith, Thursday, 30 September 2010 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/3752/000lv.jpg

― I'm a Grizzily Bear Now (CaptainLorax), Friday, 1 October 2010 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 1 October 2010 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 2 October 2010 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

yup

― goole, Saturday, 2 October 2010 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

I didn't vote. It's too hard for me to vote against boobs in any poll

― I'm a Grizzily Bear Now (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 2 October 2010 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

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