In How Many U.S. States Have You Made Love?

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Option	Votes
0	16
5	8
2	8
1	7
3	5
6	5
4	3
8	3
11	3
25	2
10	2
7	2
48-50 (please specify)	1
32	0
33	0
34	0
35	0
37	0
38	0
39	0
40	0
36	0
47	0
46	0
45	0
44	0
43	0
42	0
41	0
31	0
30	0
29	0
12	0
13	0
14	0
15	0
16	0
17	0
18	0
19	0
20	0
21	0
22	0
23	0
24	0
26	0
27	0
28	0
9	0

― Ballard, Dick (Eazy), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

one, which is a 100% hit rate tbf

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

Forget the D.C. option.

― Ballard, Dick (Eazy), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

California, Illinois, Massachusetts, Louisiana, Texas

― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

California
Arizona
Oregon
Hawaii
Louisiana
New York

Just need Utah for the full Calhoun

― A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

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― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

I forgot, when I voted, to include Texas, because I generally try to forget I was even in a Texas.

― 17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

Ha! I voted five, but I forgot Texas too!

Make that six.

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

California, Nevada, Rhode Island, Indiana

― sarahel, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

If we made this a countries poll, though...

― A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

xp - maybe Pennsylvania, but i don't remember

― sarahel, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

Alabama
Tennessee
Florida
Georgia
Illinois

and Texas, which I forgot.

(and D.C., for which there was no option.)

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

OH
NC
Washington DC
IL
PA
KY
TN
IA
WI
maybe ND or SD but i'm not sure because i was on a train

― The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

oh, and Montana

― The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

just the tri-state area (NY, NJ, PA)

― ksh ksh ksh ksh it ksh it (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

I've had sex in like 3 different places in NYC but I think they've all been in Queens.

Go figure.

― ksh ksh ksh ksh it ksh it (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

i forgot one -- Virginia

granted, most of these have been with the same person who i have been with for 11 years, so in 11 years a person can really get around

― The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

MA, NY, VA, NC, GA, MN, CO, CA, AK, DC

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

DE*, IA, IL, MI, MO, OR, WI

*Don't remember for sure, but seems likely.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

(PQ, ON, BC)

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

MD, NC, CA

― kkvgz, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

WI, IL, MN, SC iirc

― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

Wait -- I missed the southwest
UT
NM
AZ
CO

― The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

New York
Delaware
Massachusetts
Rhode Island
Maine
New Hampshire
D.C.
Pennsylvania
New Mexico

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

i can't vote since puerto rico isn't counted as a state here

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― rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

x-post - I forgot New Jersey

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

new hampshire
new york
illinois
virginia
minnesota
montana
colorado

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

NY
NJ
MO
CA

― womack and bolio's (donna rouge), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

x-post - I forgot New Jersey

Maybe for the best?

― Ballard, Dick (Eazy), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

two

― some droopy HOOS in makeup (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

Illinois
Missouri
Texas
Oregon
Utah

The shortness of this list makes me realize how much of my travel has been solo.

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

I knew of a dude in college who made it his mission to bang his gf in every single one of the 20 or so libraries on campus

maybe he's moved on to states by now

― dayo, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

California!
Illinois!
Minnesota!
Missouri!
Nebraska!
New York!
Ohio!
Oklahoma!
Texas!
Washington!
Wisconsin!!!!!

― Ballard, Dick (Eazy), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

new york
rhode island
maine
massachusetts
nevada
california

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 05:33 (fourteen years ago)

chicago!

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 05:37 (fourteen years ago)

lol thats not a state

illinois!

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 05:38 (fourteen years ago)

BTW spent time in but no sex in

Los Angeles!!!
Las Vegas!!!

― Ballard, Dick (Eazy), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 05:48 (fourteen years ago)

Florida, Minnesota, North Carolina, Georgia, Colorado, Utah, Iowa, Delusional, Confused.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 05:57 (fourteen years ago)

Delusional, Confused.

These are still territories.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 06:13 (fourteen years ago)

uh, estimated and voted 25 but on 2nd thought went a checked a map to be certain. 30! fun map time

― bear, bear, bear, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

Iirc, it wasn't really 'making love' that took place in Washington. That and the DC problem would technically make it 0, but I'm awarding myself both.

― Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

OH, FL, GA, TN, PA, NY, MA, MD, VA, DE, NC, IL, MO, KS, IA, NE, SD, CO, WY, NM, AZ, UT, CA, ID, WA

― kate78, Thursday, 21 October 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

CT, too! 26!

― kate78, Thursday, 21 October 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

― Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Thursday, 21 October 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

Two out of three (ain't bad)

― Mark G, Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

CA, IL, IA, NH, MA, VT, NY, NJ, FL, MO, CT, PA

― dressed up better than anyone within a mile (Bill Magill), Thursday, 21 October 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

13, i forgot MD

― dressed up better than anyone within a mile (Bill Magill), Thursday, 21 October 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

"made love" is complicating things.

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

"In How Many US States Have You Played Hide The Salami?"

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

definition too narrow, and gross

― The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

Don't tell me you're not gentle w/the 'escorts', Steve.

― A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

interesting how "non-love sex" = "escorts" in your book. telling even O_o

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 21 October 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

Hey, at least I didn't make any masturbation jokes.

― A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Thursday, 21 October 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

hey someone recently told me that getting cruised in a toilet counts as " a date" so

― plax (ico), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

massechusetts

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

lol *high five*

― master of retardment (ENBB), Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

lol thought ud be proud!

― plax (ico), Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

I never had sex the entire time I lived in FL. Damn.

― corey, Friday, 29 October 2010 08:29 (fourteen years ago)

I could go have extra sex to make up for what you didn't have in my state.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 29 October 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

Florida's been good to me, sex-wise. (Not much else-wise, though.)

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 29 October 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

Florida's been good to me, sex-wise. (There's not much good there else-wise, though.)

Fixed.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 30 October 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

NY, NJ, and OH, and I add CA, MA and IL under gay standards (ie, standing up and/or outdoors counts). Might be forgetting others.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

forgot DC! That's 27.

― kate78, Friday, 5 November 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

it's not a state.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 November 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

it's a federal district and I'm counting it.

― kate78, Friday, 5 November 2010 11:34 (fourteen years ago)

don't get me started about the commonwealths

― mookieproof, Friday, 5 November 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

ma, nh, vt, nj, ny, me, nc, md, fl, pa, wv, va, ct, ri.

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Friday, 5 November 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

TX, IL, KA, MO, NY

― kenan, Saturday, 6 November 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

Who's Ilka? (That looks like secret code - i'm reading "Thanks, Ilka Money") :-)

― StanM, Saturday, 6 November 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

there is no KA

― mookieproof, Saturday, 6 November 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

there is only Zuul

― Euler, Saturday, 6 November 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry. KS.

― kenan, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

aw, was kinda hoping I'd be the only one with KS. Or maybe hoping for the rest of you that you wouldn't!

here's a poll idea: in how many US states have you conceived a child? not gonna run that one myself...

― Euler, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

KS made my list, too...what else are you gonna do?

― kate78, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

^ for real.

― kenan, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

LA, forgot to mention NY

― plax (ico), Thursday, 9 December 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

brokenhearted NC didnt happen

― plax (ico), Thursday, 9 December 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

like srsly brokenhearted

― plax (ico), Thursday, 9 December 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Only 2: WA, OR. Might've been 3 if I hadn't sobered up when I did that one night in Chicago.

― The Reverend, Saturday, 25 December 2010 12:07 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah CA so final answer is 5

― plax (ico), Saturday, 25 December 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

Florida, Kentucky, California, New York, New Jersey, Mass., Illinois, Washington, Wash. D.C., Oregon, Maryland, Nevada

― the tune is space, Saturday, 25 December 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

Pennsylvania, New York, Ohio, California, Oregon, Florida...

which doesnt seem like that many to me, given how many times i've made love...

― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Sunday, 26 December 2010 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

You guys have a good memory. States I have lived in, I can remember, but travels? No clue.

― Jeff, Sunday, 26 December 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

oops I forgot Pennsylvania

― the tune is space, Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

Precisely one. Once I leave state lines you might as well place an "Out of Order" sign on my crotch.

― yelawolfenstein (San Te), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

glad you didn't say 'hang' tbh

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

Kentucky
Missouri
Minnesota
Arkansas
Louisiana
New York
Ohio
Maine
Tennessee
Mississippi
Colorado
Texas

Also:
New South Wales
Queensland

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 2 January 2011 06:50 (fourteen years ago)

um if you're gonna list everywhere i have a way longer list ffs.

― plax (ico), Sunday, 2 January 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

I had two extra. Sorry I took up so much space.

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 2 January 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

itt providing extraneous bragging material.

― plax (ico), Sunday, 2 January 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

not only have I only had sex in one state, i've probably only had it in two counties

― O'Shea the Cubeman (San Te), Sunday, 2 January 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

that's what ya get for living one place all yer life

― O'Shea the Cubeman (San Te), Sunday, 2 January 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

itt providing extraneous bragging material.

Surprised not to see "over Kansas airspace" yet.

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 2 January 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

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