Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?

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OptionVotes
Yes 18
No 17
I hate you 2


17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Saturday, 23 October 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

I voted yes, but it was actually while getting a blowjob.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 23 October 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

hate to be the guy with an achewood strip but..
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua378mTG

bear, bear, bear, Saturday, 23 October 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

o right, those don't just paste in. srry. anyway, can't remember fr sure, but i'd guess it's likely enough

bear, bear, bear, Saturday, 23 October 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

If she has asked that we "just stay like this for a while", does it still count as "during"?

Upt0eleven, Saturday, 23 October 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

^Too late he realises he'd rather be thought of as one of the discreet ones, or not at all.

Upt0eleven, Saturday, 23 October 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

It was more 'blacking out" than falling asleep. And she was, um, riding my face at the time?

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Saturday, 23 October 2010 04:22 (fifteen years ago)

some folks pay handsome for that degree of smothered

bear, bear, bear, Saturday, 23 October 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

I've fallen asleep a couple of times while eating pussy.

kkvgz, Sunday, 24 October 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

kkvgz I'm wondering if there's something on your mind this fine morning

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

eh

i've had someone fall asleep while i was down on them. not exactly a sterling advert there i admit. never fallen asleep myself, but did sneakily turn on the football on 'mute' once

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

xp: I have some kind of fever-thing this weekend. It's had an effect on me.

kkvgz, Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

how many steps above posting to ILX is turning the football on 'mute'?

dayo, Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

well i'd argue it's passive, tbf

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

who will be the first person on iltmi to sb someone while knocking boots

dayo, Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

a shoemaker?

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

have also fallen asleep while going down on m'lady, but we were both really drunk and i think she fell asleep too. more interesting is when i initiate sex while still asleep and i wake up and we're gettin it on.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 24 October 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

Yup but that was with my ex who was a night owl. My current girlfriend is awake at more normal hours

melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Sunday, 24 October 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

I fell asleep during sex on my wedding night. I was in my dress and everything. It was a long day, you know? And I was very very drunk.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Sunday, 24 October 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

That makes sense tho. Alcohol is a sleep elixir for me, add on that the fatigue of a wedding and...

melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Sunday, 24 October 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

tbh i've often wondered abt the wedding night thing, cos it is a helluva long day. tho i never actually wondered about nodding off during it's true.

"darling the earth moved- but it's ok i didn't wake"

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 October 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think I've ever fallen fully alseep, but I have gotten all hypnagogic psuedo-asleep.

Which is completely awesome, btw.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Monday, 25 October 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

I once awoke at 3AM in the dark on the floor of my then gf's living room floor w/my pants around my ankles very, very confused for a moment as to where I was and how I got there.

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Monday, 25 October 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)

suppose it beats waking up like that on an ex-gf's living room floor though

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 25 October 2010 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

IMO if you answer "no" to this, you aren't having enough sex

O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

if you answered 'yes' you're not getting enough sleep

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

also not quite sleep but tons of fun - taking Lunesta and then having wild sex trying to finish before either of you nods off

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 25 October 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

that particular use for Lunesta was completely ruined after the same ex decided to swallow her entire bottle and sent me a text to tell me she was killing herself (which did not wake me up, so I got to weigh the pros and cons of calling the cops or just going over there when I discovered it seven hours later)

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 25 October 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

oh shit

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 25 October 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

your ex sounds like a delight

O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Monday, 25 October 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

the afternoon kind?

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 25 October 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

No!

It'd be like falling asleep at a MBV gig!

Mark G, Thursday, 28 October 2010 09:46 (fifteen years ago)

or, you know, like falling asleep during sex

WAKE UP SHEEPLEY (crüt), Thursday, 28 October 2010 09:50 (fifteen years ago)

one of the best times I ever had, we both fell asleep, with me behind her. woke up three hours later, still hard and still inside, and just started where we'd left off. </kenan>

boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

What is significantly less cool is falling asleep while masturbating.

Varèse Garagebande (kkvgz), Friday, 29 October 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

your ex sounds like a delight

Sad to say, this is an ex that I don't think has ever been mentioned on ILX before. :(

I have dated some winners. I think I've traditionally fallen into the trap women supposedly do, dating 'fixer-uppers,' has taken me a long time to realize that people can't be fixed.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Saturday, 30 October 2010 08:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/83/SwansPCIAGA.jpg

I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Saturday, 30 October 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

can't believe i gis-ed 'castration'

I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Saturday, 30 October 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

What is significantly less cool is falling asleep while masturbating.

I've done this, too.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 30 October 2010 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think I ever have or had anyone fall asleep on me. I did make friends with a new co-worker who was telling me about this dude she slept with a couple times and it turns out that I know him and that he fell asleep while fucking her once. I LOLd.

master of retardment (ENBB), Sunday, 31 October 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

Has anyone here fallen asleep while fucking and dreamed about posting to ILX?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 31 October 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)


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