RIP, heaven needed CRW to feel his balls
― guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
"Remember that board you trolled? We took a long, serious look at your suggestions and..."
― kkvgz, Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)
CRW = C@lum R0bert W@ddell, possibly the most persistent troll of ILX history.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 07:19 (fifteen years ago)
He's five foot five, has the cutest little rosy lips and the longest eyelashes I've ever seen. He's got big brown eyes, a button nose and cheekbones to die for. His bum is small and tight, beautifully shaped - and his hips! Oh my god! His thighs are hard and tight, there's just the right amount of hair on his chest and he has got the biggest balls I've ever had slap against me....
― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, March 2, 2004 8:01 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Oooh, I'm getting moist....
― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, March 2, 2004 12:54 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Yeah, you told me and that evening I vowed never to accompany kev through customs. They are kiwi sized but don't appear out of proportion next to his large cock. Far from being circus-freak like, he is jaw-droppingly awesome. What a guy. I can't wait to get home and climb aboard his grocery groin.
― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, March 3, 2004 10:09 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― creatively bankrupt ILXors whose display names are just '00s ephemera (crüt), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 07:33 (fifteen years ago)
Too bad Rumpy Pumpkin left ILX before ILTMI was created, this would've been the perfect board for her.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 08:03 (fifteen years ago)
i couldn't think of any worse burden in life than having balls the size of kiwis
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 08:07 (fifteen years ago)