Pooping in restrooms away from home

I only poop at your house

would also like to congratulate ILTMI for an illustrious three month run without poop jokes, it was good while it lasted etc.

I poop on your house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2T6YdEcp6w
Missing option: "I only poop at Paul's"

I've said this before but I totally do not get why anybody cares where they poop as long as the seat's clean. Like, not being able to shit at other people's houses...I don't get that. Oh no, they'll know that I shit, and that it stinks...newsflash...I already know that you shit & that it stinks, the secret's out

^^^

would also like to congratulate ILTMI for an illustrious three month run without poop jokes, it was good while it lasted etc.

This is a poll based on a conversation happening on the disgusting co-workers thread.

(would have crossposted both earlier... but I had to poop)

the occasional poop thread is fine

^^^^ ...ladies and gentlemen, the greatest sentence I will ever write

Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers

conversation here

hah was just clownin that's all, I invented the poop thread on ILTMI iirc

think I knew a guy who couldn't poop at work because he had to take a shower after every time he pooped, could not function otherwise

o_O

that is crazy, was he like a full-on poop tornado or something?

no, he was just anal (ha ha) about making sure his butthole was really really clean after he pooped. probably didn't matter what he rated on the bristol scale he would have had to take a shower no matter what.

can I have that guy's number, I want to tell him that an inch or two in from the area he just gave the wax 'n' buff treatment to is some stink-ass unformed fecal matter that he can't do anything about

what if I were to tell you he went digging every time he took a shower

dudes i can shit on command. i can also shit anywhere.

Technically that second point applies to everyone. For example, I could easily shit in your lunchbox.

yay shit sandwiches for all!

Or alternatively lunch in your shitbox NO

HAHAH!

ILTMI sex thread derails to poop
ILTMI poop thread derails to coprophilia

pooping on airplanes is a pretty big step, mostly b/c it's horribly small; but I guess if I were on one of those 18hr flights I might have to give in.

i have taken a dump at Sullys tap near the boston garden. just a toilet, no stall, and people just coming in to take a piss.

I took a dump on the island in Lake Titicaca where the Incas believed the gods stood when they first made the moon rise. It was suitably epic.

"There's a bathroom on the right..."

I am fine with pooping in public bathrooms, but a little more reticent at people's houses, because one time someone's dad told me, "You stink it up in there worse than my 300 pound cousin."

How amazingly rude is that?!

I poop in urinals, other guys in the bathroom hate it, so uncomfortable

when i first started dating my wife i took a dump at her parents house. I clogged the fucking toilet and it overflowed...water was coming out of the chandelier downstairs.

I bet the butler wasn't too happy.

Pooping by restrooms on a snowy evening

"But officer, you don't understand! Poops is the name of my manservant!"

chris, I would expect no less

the best poops are always the ones where the toilet paper runs out..

will poop in any toilet, but will most likely spent ten mins cleaning up the place first if i have time

why is it that i always need to poo at book stores?
(sorry B&N)

pooping on airplanes is a pretty big step, mostly b/c it's horribly small; but I guess if I were on one of those 18hr flights I might have to give in.

― Euler, Wednesday, November 3, 2010 12:35 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

also it's a 'dry' toilet

I love work poops ever since I saw someone here suggest keeping track of the time and working how much you got paid for it. Well I did until I lost my job. For taking five hours on a poop.

only at home. the worst is at work.

no.

is there a general ILTMI poop thread?

I will poop wherever the fuck I am when I need to poop...pretty simple, really

^ this

I have crohn's disease so I have little choice sometimes

wait, I mean in a restroom. not exactly where I am.

i'll poop wherever -- gotta do what you gotta do

gotta doo even

it's very freeing to just decide one day that you're gonna poop when you need to regardless of where you are

i think communal dorm bathrooms really helps you move past the "only pooping at home" thing

so does having free coffee at work

ha

woman robbed after poo attack

how do they know it was human poo?

I'm saying nothing.

I pooped outside a couple of weeks ago. Was on a jog and the urge came and came strong. Ducked under a bridge and let er rip, used big dry leaves to wipe.

I am leery of poop-shy people.

http://www.worldinterestingfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/strangest-book-in-amazon-how-to-shit-in-the-woods.jpg

the flush on my home toilet is kinda dodgy, so in that respect i even enjoy pooping out sometimes.

i think an important related question is your TP pref. i was a charmin snob as a boy, and i still appreciate a nice soft wipe, but i can deal with the standard single-ply public offering these days np.

charmin snob boy sounds like the next calvin harris collaborator

I overcame my strange place poopphobia after goingo n a 5 day hike, I admit

Was thinking this morning: instead of this can-I-poo-away-from-home mindset, wouldn't it make some sanitary sense to poo anywhere but home? Have a clean pee-only toilet at home, take your dump at the office and Subway et al.

Yeah, but then your ass is touching all those nasty toilets outside of your realm and you're spending more than a minute or two in foreign restrooms.

I heart that you frequent foreign restrooms of ill repute

the past is a foreign restroom

A Foreign Restroom of One's Own

spending any significant time in museums, libraries or bookstores (unless i am employed there) makes me have to poop. so then i do.

on the other hand cheek, i've worked at a bookstore with a public toilet and i have seen things you people wouldn't believe.

i was in a public bathroom the other day and somebody had made a kind of liner, or barrier, of toilet paper that they had placed all around the toilet seat... and left it there!!!! like uh, thanks dude. now i am going to have to pick up your weird ass barrier. what is up with people??

The chain bookstore restrooms are among the worst I've seen. Borders and B&N... gruesome.

used to squat frequently in a borders near my old commute train station

you'd think they could put something to read in there at least

A little Jodi Picoult could be a good laxative in there.

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poopslide

I will poop in public (ie, on the sidewalk) 0

someone's lying

lying in poop on the sidewalk?

This thread is mad quotable

I have, uh active bowels so I’m grateful if the toilet seat doesn’t have piss all over it.