how many people have you slept with?

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and not according to the American Pie rule

Poll Results

Option	Votes
1-5	31
6-10	24
11-20	14
21-50	14
50+	5
0	3

― Zeno, Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

slept

― Zeno, Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

schlept

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

bullshit divisions AGAIN, when will ilx learn

― acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)

explain

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)

dont tell me you object to specifying 'people', cos......

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

xxp Yeah exactly. What if you've slept with 22 people, you have to vote 21-50 and look like a slag!

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i was lazy sorry

― Zeno, Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

how many people have you had sex with?

― acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

^^^last time Zeno did this

― acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

I knew someone who had lost count of how many people he'd slept with, but said that the total "was probably over 65". Also he owned absolutely no porn whatsoever. Connection?

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

oops, short memory.. xpost

― Zeno, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

the cynic in me says yes, and it involves his reliability as a narrator xp

― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

stop fronting you '22 people' shit-talking chancers

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

It wasn't 22 people all at the same time.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

That's two football teams.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

Not including subs.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

cmon no one "owns" porn anymore they give it away for free on the internet duh xposts

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt235/cstalli2/Creepy_bed.gif

― buzza, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

how old was he?

― Zeno, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

xxp This was quite some time ago, back in the days when computer screens were mostly made of glass and heavy.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

xp he was about 23-24 IIRC

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

― the coffee of coffees (corey), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:50 (fifteen years ago)

im fairly glad about the vagaries of the 21-50 because that way i dont actually have to make my memory work and figure this out

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

feel the same way about the 1-5 tbph

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

wow zeno's really into this subject, huh?

― master of retardment (ENBB), Friday, 19 November 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

That gif is scaring me. What is it from?

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 19 November 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

dying @ buzza's post

― markers, Friday, 19 November 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

what's the American Pie rule?

― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

americans like pie, as a rule

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

fucking pies doesn't count

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)

im fairly glad about the vagaries of the 21-50 because that way i dont actually have to make my memory work and figure this out

Same here. In fact I just sat down and tried writing down a list of names.

I got to *mumbelty* amount, went "wow that was a lot". Then realised I'd left out 2 guys I dated for a fair whack of time, lol.

Braindead.

― And this one time, on Bandcamp... (Trayce), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

fucking Zeno. somehow 1-5 seems dishonest in either direction.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

I like the 6-10 area, because I actually just qualify with 6, but it moves me up a level!

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 19 November 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

1-5

― you really love meta jokes, this is a thing that you are into (crüt), Friday, 19 November 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

i slept with zeno 50+ times

― buzza, Friday, 19 November 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

zeno rrraowr princess

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 19 November 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

^^^was wondering how to pun this, kudos

― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

"wow zeno's really into this subject, huh?"

yeah, whats up with this guy?

"i slept with zeno 50+ times"

make sense, since i don't remember.

― Zeno, Friday, 19 November 2010 11:18 (fifteen years ago)

i tried to sleep with zeno once but i found i could never quite reach him, no matter how close i got

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 November 2010 11:20 (fifteen years ago)

don't take it too bad, at least it was a pleasent courtship

― Zeno, Friday, 19 November 2010 11:30 (fifteen years ago)

what about according to the Eddie Izzard rule?

― the caroline notsaying memorial displayname (kkvgz), Friday, 19 November 2010 11:54 (fifteen years ago)

― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Friday, 19 November 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

Very different answers literally vs. figuratively

― Lee626, Friday, 19 November 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://44thdivision.efour4ever.com/images/stalafix_barracks.jpg

― no place running the schools (Eazy), Friday, 19 November 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

Jeez this thread is making me feel p slutty

― twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 November 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

Slept with = actually like fallen asleep with and not just hooked up with?

― twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 November 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

Like hypothetically speaking, oral sex while out and about is not "sleeping with", right?

― twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 November 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

how many peeholes have you slurped on?

― buzza, Friday, 19 November 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

oh jeez

― twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 November 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

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he has been on dis ting before, in other words

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 22 November 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

how many ilx0rz have you slept with?

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 22 November 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)

Just to clarify I'm not calling him out for being strange as I suspect that it's p common to be really obsessed by this. I just wondered what's behind it. I just wanted to make sure it didn't seem like I was being rude.

― ENBB, Monday, 22 November 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not calling him out for being strange

i think zeno is a her.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 22 November 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

huh, interesting - I have no idea why I assumed that Z was male but I did. strange.

― ENBB, Monday, 22 November 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

well i took your lead so i'm not getting hit with the blame for that one

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 22 November 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

Original flavor Zeno was a man, so I think this confusion is understandable!

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 22 November 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

3 people.

― Nature points out the folly of man (Viceroy), Monday, 22 November 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

unless all these conditions apply that people are talking about above thread. then 2.

― Nature points out the folly of man (Viceroy), Monday, 22 November 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

there are/were two Zenos?

― ＿|￣|○|￣|○|￣|○ (dayo), Monday, 22 November 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

Ancient Greece Zeno is who I mean by original flavor Zeno.

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 22 November 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

ZENO'S ZONE

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 22 November 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

im fairly glad about the vagaries of the 21-50 because that way i dont actually have to make my memory work and figure this out

Same here. In fact I just sat down and tried writing down a list of names.

I'm with John and Trayce on this. 5 or 6 years ago I might've been able to write that list, but I've lost count of the number long ago, it's not like I could remember every one-night stand along the years. And TBH honest such a number hardly matters anymore at this point in my life, I don't feel like the number of sex partners is something special to brag about. People have wildy different sex lifes; to some having fewer partners but more quality sex may be the best option, to others screwing with lots and lots of people may bring more fun and excitement to their lives, some may not care about sex at all and be perfectly happy about that. There's no numerical value that would automatically translate to "good sex life".

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:33 (fifteen years ago)

pfft no wonder you were fighting smugness on that other thread man

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)

if you have a big enough drinking problem your number can actually decline with time - "wtf are you talking about, I never got with Susan, fuck off" "no you guys were dating for several weeks" "oh we were not, you're just fucking with me now"

― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:39 (fifteen years ago)

i only got w susan 1ce

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

it barely counts

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

I said 50+ because in my imagination I am a total pimp

― ali-baba-boob-job-bomb.jpg (DJP), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

that, kids, is the amazing power of the imagination

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

"how many people have you fantasized about sleeping with?"

0
1
2-5
6-100
101-1,001
1,002-10,000
10,001-100,000
100K+

― no place running the schools (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

how far imaginin counts?

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 25 November 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

uh if the definition here includes like oral and whatever like peeps upthread seem to be indicating i have to honestly bump well up into the 50+ o_O

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 November 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, I didn't include that when I voted

― ENBB, Thursday, 25 November 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

surprised by the 3 viagrins tbh

― livin' next door to phallus (electricsound), Thursday, 25 November 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvGW3FonP_8

― princess tamtam swag (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 November 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

honestly surprised at being in the majority here, most ilxors much prettier than me

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 November 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

we're so pretty we can just do it with the mirror and never desire anything more.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 25 November 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

surprised by the 3 viagrins tbh

I can think of two acknowledged virgx0rs, if they both voted then there's only one lurkgin or joker #virgin.xls

― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

didn't vote; bad divisions and also slightly ashamed of the way my number has accumulated

― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

stfu abt divisions they're all integers.

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

amazing backdoor bragging by jenna jagger there

― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Thursday, 25 November 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

^ was thinking. The Shiv Chanderpaul of the lovin' game

― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 25 November 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

"...with his crab-like stance and refusal to be cowed..."

― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 November 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

occupying the crease

― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 25 November 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

sticky wicket

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 25 November 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

occasionally nurdling one through the slips etc etc etc

― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 November 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

whip his bails off

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 25 November 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

I would lol so much more if I was familiar with british sports

― ＿|￣|○|￣|○|￣|○ (dayo), Thursday, 25 November 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

i'm a virgin

― jabba hands, Thursday, 25 November 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

xp never think it

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 26 November 2010 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

british sports?

― thrillionaire (electricsound), Friday, 26 November 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

all sports are british sports if u think abt it

― ＿|￣|○|￣|○|￣|○ (dayo), Friday, 26 November 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)

especially petanque

― thrillionaire (electricsound), Friday, 26 November 2010 00:50 (fifteen years ago)

ok i'm not really a virgin

― jabba hands, Friday, 26 November 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

you dirty slut

― thrillionaire (electricsound), Friday, 26 November 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

lol rev

― samosa gibreel, Friday, 26 November 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

"doo doo brown version"!!

― thrillionaire (electricsound), Friday, 26 November 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

omg

― samosa gibreel, Friday, 26 November 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

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