the more i think about it, the more i find being the boy part of sex gross

putting yr cock inside someone is one step up from knife crime, a literal invasion. dunno how can put up with such a responsibility without absolute trust.

do i need serious therapy before i turn into morrissey?

tuomas is dead, long live the hoy

pffft, no frontin lj u could have started this thread, i'd have been less surprised.

Sam, some girls even like it.

not disputing that part.

but would you want someone to put anything inside you? and have you ever seen a penis? they are gross and leak sticky spunk that smells nasty.

what? i'm trying to think of a sex act that i could see LJ starting a thread about saying he thought it was gross ... maybe some other adjective ... maybe

hint of subtle brag abt this whole premise.

braggin bout his boy parts?

well that's the crux. sex is an exchange and a union; it is the thrusting of two bodies; it does not matter which is the plug and which is the socket because the exchange is ideally enjoyed by both parties for the same reason

hence I find being the boy part thrilling and exciting because it is A part of the sexual exchange; to deny it is to deny ALL parts of the (hetero)sexual exchange because the exchange can only exist with duality

and yes, most women like being penetrated - because that is how they can physiologically achieve this union

ffs

that wasnt the intention. just because im not on the sex droughts thread doesnt mean i shouldnt be.

and have you ever seen a penis? they are gross and leak sticky spunk that smells nasty.

this is subjective and reductive and downright offensive on a whole new mindblowing level of rong

oh yeah, and self-loathing

have you ever met me? self loathing is practically my middle name.

do you see this as being more or less gross than other bodily functions?

mr hoy when I met you, you did not come across as altogether self-loathing although maybe that was the alcohol + brain-expanding music talking :P

the power of association is very powerful

:)

washing it, and everything else, helps, no doubt.

maybe i just need to find a more dominating type of lady

huh?

relate to this tbh

maybe you should relish the simpering maiden who calculatingly permits your conquest and then thrills in your pillage

it's a two-way process is what I am tryina say

Being the boy part of sex is great, wtf.

louis has a point - you can always take drugs

i dont know where to get any anymore

sex or drugs?

thinking of joining a monastry and or a frontal labotomy

yeah sam if this is a thing you might just need to remember yr partner has a good idea what it's all about and is there anyway?

you should try Four Loko first tbh

lol thread connections

dunno if this is a "thing", its not like i dont enjoy sex. [even if i have no-one to enjoy it with atm].

thread connection with WINTER'S BONE wd be best am thinking

hey man, it could be worse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination

evolution <3

xp - i mean, yeah, maybe in a perfect world semen would smell like lavender and taste like chocolate or egg nog, but the positive associations with physical pleasure generally result in those factors being something people are more than willing to live with

being the boy part of sex on yr own still better than 90% of indoor activities tbf

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You should ask her to put a little sign that says "it's ok" or maybe "penetrative sex is not tantamount to violent crime" above her pubic hair. Then you can look at it for reassurance.

^^^terrible solution

seems uncomfortable. also there is no 'her'.

but would you want someone to put anything inside you?

my answer to this has always been no.

ok I finally read that traumatic insemination article and can I just say bedbugs are the most disgusting savages in all the world imo

next time you wanna complain about the boy part of sex being gross think about this

Male bedbugs have evolved chemoreceptors on their penises. After impaling a female, the male can "taste" if a female has been recently mated. If he does, he will not copulate as long and will ejaculate less fluid into the female.

having a penis that tastes would open whole new vistas of thread damage for lj, we dodged an evolutionary bullet here ppl

but would you want someone to put anything inside you?

my answer to this has always been no.

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in a relationship situation i'm v happy being the knife-wielder, but i share some of that uneasiness when it comes to casual stuff. would be much easier for me to have a rampant sex life if i were gay and the penetrating acts were at least shared.

I have an idea for the OP:

next time you are having sex, request that the girl (this is for heterosex) wear a strap on. this is a special kind of strap on, that attaches to the girl's backside. the dildo is very long and flexible, like a fire hose. when you are doing her, you can have her dildo penetrate you anally. that way, you are also surrendering to her knife cock.

thread just got gwood

aco did you know the phrase 'ten letters' does in fact have ten letters

my mind just did a triple salco

'twelve letters' also has twelve letters btw

no it doesn't, shit

ban me and forget I ever posted

'eighteen characters' has eighteen characters

you wouldn't think I had 2 essays to do

back to mutual penetration it is

wonder if 2 gays having face-2-face sex can be locked into a situation where both are penetrating each other, but cannot be released from this clasp until they shrivel

yahoo answers, here we come

you know I haven't left the house in about 2 weeks

can you draw us a diagram

swear to almighty god this is the 4th Google result for two men penetrating each other at the same time

http://cdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/76096952.jpg

omg

thread became classic overnight