Urination and Defecation Coincidence Poll

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Just recently discovered that not everyone may operate the same way in these regards.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
I ALWAYS urinate at the same time that I defecate	18
I SOMETIMES urinate at the same time that I defecate	13
I NEVER urinate at the same time that I defecate	3

― jodeci & oracle (kkvgz), Sunday, 2 January 2011 12:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not even gonna answer this, and don't feel that you should have to either unless you really want to. But I'd really appreciate it if everybody who saw this voted.

― jodeci & oracle (kkvgz), Sunday, 2 January 2011 12:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Voted for the 1st option, but sometimes it's only a little bit of wee.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 2 January 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Thank you for your candor and your vote.

― jodeci & oracle (kkvgz), Sunday, 2 January 2011 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link

second option. it's not all the time but more than just 'on occasion'.

― O'Shea the Cubeman (San Te), Sunday, 2 January 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago) link

I hope that despite the lack of posts, people are taking this poll seriously and realize that we need the information.

― kkvgz, Monday, 3 January 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

the "sometimes" option really ought to be broken down into three separate options, so you end up with a total of five:

1)I ALWAYS urinate and defecate at the same time.

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/7184/ud1t.jpg

2)I SOMETIMES urinate and defecate at the same time, and I NEVER defecate without urinating, but I SOMETIMES urinate without defecating.

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/790/ud2u.jpg

3)I SOMETIMES urinate and defecate at the same time, but I SOMETIMES urinate without defecating, and I SOMETIMES defecate without urinating.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9964/ud3v.jpg

4)I SOMETIMES urinate and defecate at the same time, and I NEVER urinate without defecating, but I SOMETIMES defecate without urinating.

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/5080/ud4k.jpg

5)I NEVER urinate and defecate at the same time.

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2944/ud5n.jpg

― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean I just wish people would approach these piss/shit polls with a little more nuance.

― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Eh, it doesn't need to be that comprehensive to satisfy my curiosity.

― kkvgz, Monday, 3 January 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

don't think i've ever pooped without peeing unless i peed like <5 minutes prior hope this helps

― ciderpress, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

venn diagrams are the only cool thing that school taught me

― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

bump.

― won't be on this church plan ting (kkvgz), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

you should try the tri-fecta, add puking to this too. once when i was beyond drunk i shit, pissed and puked at the same time. the bathroom was a mess.

― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 9 January 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

These options should really be "always," "seldom," or "never."

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 9 January 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 10 January 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

think they call that the chocobanana split

― mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Monday, 10 January 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

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