How many people have you had sex with?

what the fuck is with these poll opts

i mean they're hilarious but

Doesn't this poll get started about every six months?

her real name is maya arulpragasam

Would be fun to slip one of these into a GMAT test.

I mistakenly read that as TWAT test.

for an option ranging from 2-15 i owe you a drink

I had a serious answer ready for this, until I looked at the poll options more carefully.

Well played, sir.

Finally, a poll we can all agree on.

so if my answer is 17 my only choice is to vote 15+ right?

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despite the funny poll, i...can't....count.

oops.

yeah i had to start keeping a list. It kind of amuses me that I'm at the point that I can't just name them all from memory.

yeah I've given up counting

gay

no contest

lorax are we still having a threesome

lorax show us ur thorax

239,l230.1324124,2304,01/3

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yeah i had to start keeping a list. It kind of amuses me that I'm at the point that I can't just name them all from memory.

― vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, January 26, 2011 4:41 AM (26 minutes ago)

I can't name them simply because I can't remember their names

only some names remembered. i've definitely had sex with more than 20 people in the past 8 months.

that should read 6. not braggin, just a matter of fact.

I've definitely had sex with less than two people in the past 8 months

you see, being gay is awesome.

wait, you're gay and promiscuous? I never knew.

you see, being gay is awesome.

― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 10:07 PM Bookmark

Eh, I dunno about that. I've had sex with less than two people in the past 8 months, too.

We've had this same poll at least 3 times, but what the heck.

At least the options here are a bit "different", and I don't feel like slut for choosing 15+.

Last poll went up to 100 or something.

2-15 is a big range :x

Oh yay another "number" poll. Also, lol @ crut.

You guys this is a v srs poll and I wish you would be taking this a bit more srsly

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holy jc i cannot believe 50something ppl voted for it

I kind of assumed everyone would be all "lol you goofball" and maybe 3 ppl would ACTUALLY vote"

you guys are goofballs

did this include or exclude fingerfucking. cuz if so, um....my total is unaffected

I don't know, do you consider "fingerfucking" to be "sex"?

well usually semen doesn't come out of my fingers

I am enjoying San Te's words.

If there was supposed to be some kind of joke in this poll, I don't think I got it.

posts very much in etc etc

take a look at the voting options real closely and try to figure out what is 'off-kilter' about it

Eh, obviously I noticed that the options "15+", "16", and "18-20" are mutually inclusive, but if there's some joke in those numbers, I don't get it.

well it's a very complicated case, tuom. a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous

i remember some bit in a mad magazine from the seventies that was "when you were a kid...///now that you are older...". one of the jokes went something like: when you were a kid, you hear a grossly misinformed disgusting version of the facts of life from your friends on the playground, and it makes you feel like you need to throw up./// when you are older you learn the true, actual disgusting version of the facts of life from a biology textbook, and it makes you feel like you need to throw up.

anyhow i have fond memories of the drawings of people doubling over and spewing out fishbones and assorted gunk from that period in the magazine's history

hmmm

As you know, I’ve been trying to answer an important historical conundrum: Where did Al Jaffee get the idea of depicting fish skeletons whenever he draws someone vomiting? After a long and mostly fruitless quest, eventually one of my correspondents suggested that I just ask the Master himself. So I did, mentioning Will Elder and the James Ensor drawing from last post, as well as commenter BVS’s theory about the Dutch fish. Very graciously, Jaffee answered me via e-mail:

As to vomiter’s discharges I can’t say how I came to include such things as fish/chicken bones and even false teeth (see wretching jackal in NATIONAL PERSPIRERER article…MAD #??). My childhood pal Will Elder and I shared a similar cartooning sense of humor and certain bodily functions we found funny simply because the media and refined people generally tended to make believe they didn’t exist.

The Dutch people do indeed swallow small fish whole. I was on a Mad trip across the Zuyder Zee some years ago and for lunch we dipped into a barrel, pulled out salted fish and (YECCH) swallowed whole. We did not pull the bones out. I guess the fish were small and aged with soft bones. This is a Dutch delicacy.

The drawing with guys upchucking huge fish is wild. I wonder if it’s some sort of 19th century gag (I’d gag too with a whale that size in my gut).

Anyway, thanks for the info and I hope I answered your question.

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Al Jaffee is 90 and still drawing for MAD

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-wait-is-over-someone-calculated-how-many-peopl,90450/

With only 10.5 partners, the loser is Chandler how's life.