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invent a sex position

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"riding the bus with my sister"

― just johnin' (crüt), Monday, 24 January 2011 07:21 (fifteen years ago)

descriptions not necessary

― just johnin' (crüt), Monday, 24 January 2011 07:21 (fifteen years ago)

"the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell"

― sarahel, Monday, 24 January 2011 09:10 (fifteen years ago)

"riding the bus with my sister"

omg

― ‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 24 January 2011 11:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/specials/riding_the_bus_with_my_sister/images/spe_riding_the_bus_hp_photo.jpg

― ‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 24 January 2011 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

the "vennegoor of hesselink"

― travel by railchoad (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 12:04 (fifteen years ago)

the "irish politician"
the "tragic boating disaster"

― travel by railchoad (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 12:15 (fifteen years ago)

hall monitor monitoring hall monitors

― dayo, Monday, 24 January 2011 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

the botvinnik system reversed, symmetrical english

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Wednesday, October 6, 2010

the hyperaccelerated dragon

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Englund Gambit is a rare and dubious sacrifice.

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Wednesday, October 6, 2010

ranken variation, 4 knights

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Wednesday, October 6, 2010

I was lying these are actually all sex positions I have invented

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Wednesday, October 6, 2010 8:12 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― zvookster, Monday, 24 January 2011 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

The Bird of Paradise Mating Ritual

Circle around your partner for 5-8 minutes, whirring and cacaw-ing. Suddenly, penetrate, unload and withdraw, preferably within 2 film frames. Then run away.

― 23 24 (Z S), Monday, 24 January 2011 13:17 (fifteen years ago)

the flaming dragon
the ladies who lunch
the flying squirrel
kneel before zod

― show me your ticks (San Te), Monday, 24 January 2011 13:17 (fifteen years ago)

begging for scooby snacks
nixon's basset hound

― show me your ticks (San Te), Monday, 24 January 2011 13:21 (fifteen years ago)

the elanor rigby

― caek, Monday, 24 January 2011 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

the xylophone repairman

― show me your ticks (San Te), Monday, 24 January 2011 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

the seventy seven

― travel by railchoad (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 13:27 (fifteen years ago)

Enter the 36 Chambers

― dayo, Monday, 24 January 2011 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

The suggest finger ban(g)

― show me your ticks (San Te), Monday, 24 January 2011 13:35 (fifteen years ago)

the kiddie pool

― travel by railchoad (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 13:36 (fifteen years ago)

Renovating the Esplenade

― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Monday, 24 January 2011 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

last year at marienbad

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Monday, 24 January 2011 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

the hindenburg

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Monday, 24 January 2011 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

the sundial

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Monday, 24 January 2011 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

The Green Tea w/ a Hint of Lotus Flower

― travel by railchoad (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

The pampered chef

― vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 January 2011 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

The scuba diver

― show me your ticks (San Te), Monday, 24 January 2011 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

The Black History Month with guest speaker Ron Atkinson

― travel by railchoad (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 14:10 (fifteen years ago)

the pussy does the dog

― zvookster, Monday, 24 January 2011 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

the cramps

― zvookster, Monday, 24 January 2011 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

the seattle hatcat

― zvookster, Monday, 24 January 2011 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

the 30 seconds to mars

― zvookster, Monday, 24 January 2011 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

The Reverse She-Hulk

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

the jolly roger

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

the smelly bumhole

― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

the framing hips

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

"Dandelioning"

― argosgold (AndyTheScot), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

danza slap

― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

The Mr. Bean

― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

the muck savage

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

the people's elbow

― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

cheat

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

the spotless leopard

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

covering the spread

― earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

The Huxtable Sweater

― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

blast in Moscow airport

― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

too soon

― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 24 January 2011 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

the filthy halo

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 24 January 2011 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/klZ1IN-IhV8/0.jpg

― alpaca bowl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 24 January 2011 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

the invalid entry

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 24 January 2011 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

the gay maths

― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

the freddy "boom-boom" washington

― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

the pit and the pendulum

― another al3x, Monday, 24 January 2011 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

brownian motion

― another al3x, Monday, 24 January 2011 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

sex position or chess opening?

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 24 January 2011 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

the invalid entry
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 24 January 2011 17:13 (2 hours ago)

winner. everyone can stop now.

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 January 2011 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

the party in the abandoned quarry
the pashmina in the closet
the red fedora

― I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 08:31 (fifteen years ago)

the good witch of the north
the new zodiac
the 127 hours

― I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 08:38 (fifteen years ago)

The Bardem Surge

― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:58 (fifteen years ago)


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