For how much money would you kill another person?

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Presume that you wouldn't be caught or ever be punished.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
I would never kill anyone for any amount. 24
$1,000,000 4
$0 3
$100,000 3
$1,000 1
$100,000,000 1
$10,000 0
$10,000,000 0
$1,000,000,000 0


peacocks, Sunday, 30 January 2011 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

you're killing me, smalls

based god kwassa kwassa (dayo), Sunday, 30 January 2011 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

By knowing deep down that I would never kill anyone for any amount, I can think it from time to time w/o any of the guilt.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 30 January 2011 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

I'd do it for free

one day you're here...and then you're banned (San Te), Sunday, 30 January 2011 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

Most of our governments collect tax moneys from most of us and you can be certain that money is used to fund capital punishment and wars.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:27 (fifteen years ago)

like straight up, i could be a bazillionaire but the guilt about killing some due would haunt until my last days

url sweatshirt (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:32 (fifteen years ago)

good post, g-dep

J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:33 (fifteen years ago)

last time i charged twelve grand.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 30 January 2011 06:33 (fifteen years ago)

but that was a few years ago. i'd demand more now.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 30 January 2011 06:33 (fifteen years ago)

Kanye West

sarahel, Sunday, 30 January 2011 07:12 (fifteen years ago)

A soldier or a cop might have to kill a dude as an occupational risk, like say 0.001% or 0.0001% over the course of a year?
So basically, if I'm cool with taking a billion dollar salary for a one-year stint as a soldier or cop, then I should also be cool
with taking a billion bucks to pull a slot machine and if it's all cherries, I gotta kill a dude.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 30 January 2011 07:30 (fifteen years ago)

depends on the person, tbh

Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 January 2011 11:20 (fifteen years ago)

ey man sometimes you gotta BUCK BUCK ya heat

one day you're here...and then you're banned (San Te), Sunday, 30 January 2011 12:27 (fifteen years ago)

could i choose the person? rip some random rapist, hello 100m!

sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 30 January 2011 12:39 (fifteen years ago)

i've always had fantasies of being a guy that delivers vigilante justice but realize I'd probably be hired to kill a pizza delivery driver who said something anti-semitic or something lame like that

one day you're here...and then you're banned (San Te), Sunday, 30 January 2011 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

presuming you'll never be caught or punished really skews the market..

Kerm, Sunday, 30 January 2011 13:07 (fifteen years ago)

For you, pretend that you would be caught.

peacocks, Sunday, 30 January 2011 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe I should have left that part out. It's open to interpretation. What does "caught" mean, anyway?

peacocks, Sunday, 30 January 2011 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

Assuming here I could just push a red button in a soundproof room and it wouldn't be mano-a-mano.

An Artily Shot Sesame Street (Eazy), Sunday, 30 January 2011 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

the anonymous physician who does lethal injections for some shitty state does it pro bono so I guess it's $0 for that guy.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 30 January 2011 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

this sounds like the plot of the last donnie darko director dude movie

based god kwassa kwassa (dayo), Sunday, 30 January 2011 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 5 February 2011 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 6 February 2011 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

24 Pinocchios!

r0b /via/ orl (San Te), Sunday, 6 February 2011 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

eh not really

some of you are weird

originoo gun kl0pper (k3vin k.), Sunday, 6 February 2011 00:59 (fifteen years ago)

Wonder what percentage of humans have killed other humans? I'd like to see a graph over time.

Kerm, Sunday, 6 February 2011 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

I'm only really half-kidding when I say that. like I wonder how many people in this poll if told they would have no repercussions could truly say they absolutely wouldn't kill somebody.

especially when you consider that the 'somebody' could be anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybody in the world.

r0b /via/ orl (San Te), Sunday, 6 February 2011 04:19 (fifteen years ago)

(San Te, socialist and pacifist)

r0b /via/ orl (San Te), Sunday, 6 February 2011 04:19 (fifteen years ago)

Wonder what percentage of humans have killed other humans? I'd like to see a graph over time.

― Kerm, Sunday, February 6, 2011 1:13 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

kinda relevant:
http://www.edge.org/3rd_culture/pinker07/pinker07_index.html

if you don't carry out the hit and then donate the money to starving african orphans, then you are actually killing them. think about that, huh?

http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Sunday, 6 February 2011 04:38 (fifteen years ago)


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