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Poll Results

Option	Votes
sex	17
pizza	12

― gr8080, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Z9dlK.jpg

― dayo, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

gr80 & dayo you are heroes forever

― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

this is actually like a difficult decision for me. sex is so good stoned but so is pizza and im so fucking high right now im not guna lie id prob grab a slice.

― kurt schwitters, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

going with sex but if we're talking about just those gifs, pizza

― krüt schwitters (crüt), Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

voted pizza.

― gr8080, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/pizza-the-hut-img.jpg

― kurt schwitters, Sunday, 20 March 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

gifs

they jizz @ u face

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 20 March 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

That woman needs to slam that pizza box closed.

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Sunday, 20 March 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

yes @ pizza unless those are penis slices :(

― StanM, Sunday, 20 March 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

Pizza has less anxiety also tastes better

― Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 20 March 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

The GIF of the penis ejaculating in the vagina reminds me of this...
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-8.jpg

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Sunday, 20 March 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

possible herpes sore on penis?

― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 21 March 2011 04:02 (fourteen years ago)

Canadian bacon vs. Canadian sex?

― Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Monday, 21 March 2011 04:59 (fourteen years ago)

No, that's a pineapple pizza. xpost

― StanM, Monday, 21 March 2011 05:17 (fourteen years ago)

take that people who say sex is natural and beautiful

― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 21 March 2011 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

But pizzas and sex are both a thing of mystical beauty!

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 21 March 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

Sex then pizza>pizza then sex

― exécutés avec l’insolence accoutumée du (Michael White), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

sodomized with a pepperoni > that gif

― eurohouse autozone tune (rip van wanko), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

I've had canadian sex a few times. MUCH better than canadian bacon.

Pizza, though...hm. Will have to debate this one.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, 21 March 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

Sex then pizza>pizza then sex

one last night, the other this morning

both were good

― Love, M.D. (electricsound), Monday, 21 March 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

Surprisingly good? sex then edamame.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, 21 March 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

Eating pizza that isn't very good has never made me like GOOD pizza less, whereas bad sex makes me feel like all sex will be boring/too much work/not worth it forever and I should try harder just to be resigned to that.

― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Monday, 21 March 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

It's the exact opposite for me.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

Thing I'm certain of: I have eaten GREAT pizza.
Thing I'm uncertain of: I have had GREAT sex. I've had good sex. I've had sex that really made me feel great and it lifted my mood for hours or days. I've done things during sex I was actually surprised I'd do. But I can't tell you about the greatest sex I ever had because I don't remember it.

I remember great pizza, though!

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

....because you had the best sex of your life while sleepwalking? (And, yes, I know this really happens.)

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

Hm, maybe that's it.

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Hey System, what did you vote for?

― StanM, Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

pizza

― System, Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 28 March 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

The visual example of pizza was far more appealing than the one of sex.

― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Monday, 28 March 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/No5fm.gif

― Jesse, Thursday, 30 June 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

Perils of the job.

― you've got great robot conflict (Eazy), Thursday, 30 June 2011 04:32 (fourteen years ago)

Oh weird. I meant to put this on rip nsfws.

― Jesse, Thursday, 30 June 2011 05:45 (fourteen years ago)

I assumed anyone making solo GIFs of this sort would just point a webcam at themselves, not procure the services of a videographer and his assistant....

― Lee626, Sunday, 3 July 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

this is actually like a difficult decision for me. sex is so good stoned but so is pizza and im so fucking high right now im not guna lie id prob grab a slice.

― kurt schwitters, Sunday, March 20, 2011 4:53 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― gr8080+ (gr8080), Monday, 4 July 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 4 July 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

FYI that's what mods are protecting ilx from when they start clusterfuck threads about how important it is that we not let Chaki post here

― gr8080+ (gr8080), Monday, 4 July 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

I still can't believe System answered my question. How awesome was that?

― StanM, Monday, 4 July 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

System's not that bothered about Sex

― Mark G, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

Huh? System loves sex, it can't get enough of it. You should all know that. Or am I the only ILXor who's slept with System?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://teamsubmarine.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/pavlovs_dog1.jpg

― butt ass nerd (roxymuzak), Thursday, 7 July 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

If you see them hatas giving me mugs, ladies giving me hugs
It ain't no rocket science it's because
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa

― System , Thursday, 7 July 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck the system.

(Pretty please?)

― System, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:35 (fourteen years ago)

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