HEELDO
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago)
it's a strap on! for your ankle!
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago)
'Do It With Your Foot'
WTF?!
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
What next, a merkin for your knee?
My Pal Foot Foot
― time to put it in hi geir (WmC), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:35 (thirteen years ago)
Make it for me knee and we'll talk.
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago)
Alternatively they could make one so that you can give people the elbow.
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago)
See also, the chin dildohttp://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=6463
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago)
And introducing the Foot Vagina...http://mattcastille.com/me/2007/08/jts-stockroom-sifeet-pussy-foot/...a silicone rubber foot with an artificial vagina in the sole.
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago)
i mean, i get the principle, you squat down & bounce on it? and i guess you have your hands free to balance yourself? i think?
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago)
but why do you need your hands free while masturbating, should you really be multi-tasking?
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
In that case, wouldn't this be more suitable?http://shop.theadulthub.com/catalog/category/1006/9587/dildo%20rider%20ball.aspx
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
(xp)
This is going to be as big as Google Wave.
― DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 4 August 2011 07:37 (thirteen years ago)
Or Fleshlight+
― saint dominic's p4k review (Eazy), Thursday, 4 August 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago)
I weep for this post
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 4 August 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago)
Hey, I don't endorse that product or it's use.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 4 August 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago)
has anyone seen the great 90's porno fantasy ZAZEL? there is actually a part involving boots with dildos at one bit that's pretty fascinating
― homosexual II, Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i noticed you limping
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
No that's because I got my dildo-boot stuck in an elevator door.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago)
you know when you have that phobia of getting stuck in an elevator door, and people being all, what are you doing to the elevator door
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, this could be great for subway doors.
― saint dominic's p4k review (Eazy), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:28 (thirteen years ago)
the heel dildo is here to finally give horrible life to the playground rhyme "I beat my meat on the toilet seat, and when I get tired I use my feet."
― froster the poophole (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
should come with a picture of a chinese guy peepeeing in a soda can, imo
― froster the poophole (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:43 (thirteen years ago)
"Heeldo™ is compatible with most harness-friendly dildos on the market."
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:53 (thirteen years ago)
never heard that rhyme, is that like a double dutch chant or what xp
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:53 (thirteen years ago)
FINALLY my decision to buy a universally compatible dildo pays off!
uh I think you're locked into a proprietary system tbh
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago)
Based on the image on the front page of that site, you would have to be really pretty flexible and limber in order to get much out of that.
― homosexual II, Friday, 5 August 2011 22:15 (thirteen years ago)
If someone's that flexible, they probably have no need of a heel attached dildo.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Friday, 5 August 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago)
Someone's going to break their ankle using it, and then the company will be sued out of existence.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Friday, 5 August 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago)
I have 2 friends who work for a company that was hired to design the packaging for this product, hence this thread -- think the box would benefit from some goofy cartoon instruction diagrams imho
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 7 August 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
feel like a condom instructions/athlete's foot ointment application instructions collage could be instructive here
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Sunday, 7 August 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago)
We need to create a competing "hands full" masturbation harness.
― saint dominic's p4k review (Eazy), Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
How about a rubber hand that attaches to a heel harness?
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago)
'When you've got both hands full, strap on a HeelFoot!'
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
Finally I can get all this scrapbooking done while fucking myself!
― errant flynn, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN9UT2zF8c8
― dayo, Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago)
http://heeldo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/heeldo-white-logo.jpg
;-)
― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:32 (thirteen years ago)