what's happening to our borad TMI

- jaysus that shite was as good as a ride

wow

"man, that piss was as satisfying as a shag"

Also, I have to point out that poop on ILTMI is hardly anything new. In fact it was there from Day 1.

you aren't embracing the concept

-got my red wings last week. was fun and seemingly nothing bad happened you'd expect. (the girl... we've been talking like i'd talk to as a friend and i know her as a friend of friends, think 'occasional drunken fumble' is enough but then feel bad for thinking that.)

ok tell me more about that

because I would never let anyone go down on me if I were on the rag but maybe thats just me

Word? No, it's really not a big deal.

There should be a conversation - a disclosure - because I guess some people find it off-putting. But it's not even mentioned in my household anymore.

Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing (never done it but no interest tbh) but no tamp just seems O_O to me.

Tamp in is no big thing. Not on the first couple of days tho

guys i hate to be 'that guy' but unless y'all are rednosin right now then pls take it to a non-current event thread

- pickin my arse

Because another thread about shit was exactly what we needed.

Besides they could be multitasking a la LJ. How do you know?!

ya true

Thread in no way limited to fecal matter fwiw

Derailing is all I know, man. :/

Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing

Out! Really nbd.

Have fun with that.

I mean it's cool that you're fine with it and all. Never really been appealing for me.

I now have the word "clamato" stuck in my head

That shit is a) wrong and b) rank.

the tax clamato

my contribution is that, I've been eating a lot of fiber lately, and zounds!

how do I killfile this thread

I asked stet for a "Hide Thread" option last year, but NOOOOOOOOOOO

I can't fuck during my period because it hurts too much.

that's the look i've been waitin for, marcy sign those boys up

xp xp xp xp

took a crap this morning and was horrified to see that it was forest green and started to freak out because i cant afford to get a stomach flu at the moment because i am too busy and only remembered hours later that i had guzzled an entire bottle of unnaturally colored gatorade FIERCE GRAPE last afternoon and that was the culprit

guys i had curry AND fajitas yesterday

cool

I used to eat these as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wybe0kfYsig

and well

clamato is delicious actually

TMI

Over the line

your display name takes on a whole new meaning on this thread fyi

to those who asked: umm, we ended up at hers after a party and only like midway she was all 'oh and i'm on, is that cool?' and i was all 'well fuck you could have said before hand but as there doesn't seem to be a problem for either of us so far, we might as well just carry on'. as towards the tamp situation, well shit i was stoned, tired and it was dark, i honestly cant remember.

let us know if you start shitting cotton

i guess it isnt necc unhealthy if someone elses blood is in your stool, so youve got that going for you

about now is when I thought about posting a picture of Cotton Mather but I don't think he's got proper face recognition to make the joke work

got images of sam taking some strong tokes on a blazin tampon tbh

I guess it probably depends on how heavy a girl's flow is? ime a lot of guys are ok with it, but I'm with erica on this topic.

Mine is somewhere between Niagara Falls and a firehose, but actually, my problem with it is that my vagina is too tender for a thrusting penis during my period--I always felt like I'd been sandpapered up in there afterward.

one thing i'm regretting is being one the first people to get a rolling tmi thread going; the rest of y'all get to be in the skip all messages.

there for posteriority

put a towel down, carry on, imo

words to live life by

my period is late

mine too. I better not be pregnant; I had a very indulgent month.

Yikes! Good wishes for you and all your seeping holes.

Wound Vacuum, don't know where pump came from.

So many people have handled my genitals and butthole the past few days.

Saying hello and get better Grisso

From the toilet, where i am currently sitting

Man, that is rough. I remember my diabetic sister having to deal with an abscess right at the top of her ass crack. I don’t recall antibiotics trouble, just a PHN coming every day to change out the packing materiel.

^^^ https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/pilonidal-cyst/symptoms-causes/syc-20376329

They're supposed to be so painful. A coworker had one last year and it took months to heal.

To clarify - I don't have one. I was saying (two months later) that that was what Justine's sister probably had.

I've had one, two of my kids have had them, my father had one, both of my parents-in-law have had one. They are a drag.

Lads this pfizer vax #1 has turned me into a violently farting engine

Nah bro it’s the veggie burger and chips

hemorrhoids keep getting worse and worse until sitting down just becomes difficult. #thisis41

Be thankful they’re not thrombosed
If they are I’m really sorry for you dude

Up that fiber and lower that cheese intake

They're not thankfully.

That's the problem, addicted to cheese

Cheese is delicious in all of its variations

Fiber pills have been helping a lot. I was having to do prep H suppositories for a while just to get things under control.

tofu cheese maybe?

please do not misread that with my display name in mind

there are some pretty tasty non-cheese cheeses out there. and if your eyes have not yet been opened to the glory of #bidetlife, then a world of bliss awaits u

tofu cheese maybe?

there are some pretty tasty non-cheese cheeses out there.

cat entirely otm

do you have one of those donut pillows? having spent much of the past 20 years in a van, I bought one & remembered to bring it with me on my int'l trip this time. it is, to put the point directly, saving my ass.

I don't but I think it's time to get one!

yeah just search hemmorrhoid pillows. there's inflatable ones people use or there's cushion ones. they help if you gotta SOA a lot.

Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one on one meeting was fun.

Ended just in the nick of time

The meeting or the waste elimination? Or both?

Had to read that a few times

xpost lol the meeting.

Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one and two meeting was fun.

Once they commit to giving you a raise, just let it all go.

a situation commonly referred to being "on the ones and twos"

Once they commit to giving you a raise, just let it all go.

― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, January 16, 2024 4:14 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

[face increasingly red and twisted] "Thanks so much hnnngh can I get that in writing please? hnnnngh yeah, now?"

Stuck in the middle with you

been backed up lately, so took fiber gummies. woke up needing to take a big dump. they shut our water off before I made it to the can.

I know u get 'one flush' when the water is off and then u gotta add water to the tank to flush after that. I don't got that kinda energy, but it's been two hours now so...I might gotta go that route.

will keep you apprised of all crucial developments in this, #dumpgate

why is the water shut off? were you given advance notice?

to fix a water heater. they emailed us, like. the moment they did it. that's their M.O.

"one hour", they said

I've been dealing with sinus congestion for the past two weeks. One of my favorite disgusting sensations is when you're blowing your nose trying to clear out seriously clogged sinuses and you blow so hard that tears shoot out of your eye. It's happened to me several times over the course of this illness.

https://www.livescience.com/why-blow-nose-water-squirts-out-of-eye

a kid from

a kid from the estate across the road just took a shit across from my house

like in your yard?

nah tbf at least it was across the st

nature is healing

my dog almost did a shit in someone's driveway. I quickly pulled him out of the front of the driveway when he got into the squatting posture. He doesn't normally even shit on pavements but this was clearly an emergency, and horror of horrors he had diarrhea. I couldn't even hope to try bagging it. Someone was giving me daggers and I speedwalked the fuck away from that scene!

the key to playing that off isnt shame, it's staring daggers back and scream whispering "u know what u did"

the dog I housesat for 10+ years died this week. I walked him for probably the last 8 years and his poops were just about as consistent as you could ask for, right down to where he'd go.

but like...they'd be big, and so to try to make the scooping easier, my friends bought this like humongous, heavy steel poop-scooping contraption, where you'd work the levers and it'd put the heavy arms under the turd, then you'd reverse whenever you were ready to drop it into something.

they got rid of it in like two months and they told me I was the only person who had ever successfully used it

like it looked like it was made for a 15 foot tall monster

xxp

lol, at least that approach would allow me to shake off the overbearing feeling of moral cowardice!

theres nothing to be done with diarrhea i mean its just a shrug.jpg situation

my dog once pooped on the damn stairs of my building when we were going down, and it wasn’t even a diarrhea situation, like what the hell, man