Worst word for female manual stimulation

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Option	Votes
fingerblasting	24
fingerbanging	5
fingering	1

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

Worst of these?

They all seem pretty okay imo

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

at least "fingering" doesn't sound like it involves gunpowder

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

fingerblasting

― the greates (crüt), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.ricesigns.com/real_pictures/blasting_zone_construction_signs.jpg

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

None of the above. Fingering sounds inept and -blasting/-banging sound too much like hyper-excited-boychilds-can't-trust-you-to have-clean-hands/decent-fingernails.

― le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

I like all of them

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:17 (thirteen years ago)

none, i've only ever heard any of them being used in crass reports by boastful vulgarians and this has had an irreversible deleterious effect.

― estela, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

loathe "fingerblasting"

― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:04 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, that is my pic for worst. "Fingerbanging" kind of makes me laugh in a juvenile way. "Fingering" makes me think of juvenile makeout attempts, which does not make me laugh.

― carl agatha, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

tho i've never heard it outside of ilx, that's my vote

― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

it is the worst of a very bad lot.

― estela, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:16 (thirteen years ago)

teenage boy parlance, what can you do tho? have to have a stage btwn pulling pigtails and being able to function like an adult around the opposite sex, it's just a pity that it's generally so regrettable

― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)

I think fingerblasting is a 20-something parlance, not teen

― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

god bless yr sheltered childhood tho

― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

Fingerblasting cuz it sounds like the title of a discarded Atari 2600 cartridge

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

It's a fingerblast, it's the real blast
we gave it the name of fingerblast
it's the real blast, you know it's gonna last
we gave it the name of fingerblast

― meat o.d. (electricsound), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

Bad alternatives to jilling off.

― ‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

Oh man I HATE that. A lot.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:37 (thirteen years ago)

Fingerblasting cuz it sounds like the title of a discarded Atari 2600 cartridge

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Kaboomcover.jpg

― ‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:37 (thirteen years ago)

I think part of what's sexy about the thing itself is that there aren't any good words for it.

― ‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

Masturbating
Rubbing one out
Jerking off

I mean... what more do you want?

― carl agatha, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

Speaking as an English major, there aren't any aesthetically good words for it.

― ‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:41 (thirteen years ago)

I always refer to it as 'tuning a piano'

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.coolavatars.org/wp-content/uploads/a521.gif

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:44 (thirteen years ago)

I never say it but "rotary dialed" is hilarious

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

<3 "jilling off"

It's a fingerblast, it's the real blast
we gave it the name of fingerblast
it's the real blast, you know it's gonna last
we gave it the name of fingerblast

Blast The Bass featuring MC Merkin

― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/c/ca/409_fingerbang_malllive.gif

― Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 06:32 (thirteen years ago)

I saw "paddling the pink canoe" once, which just makes me lolol

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 06:33 (thirteen years ago)

you forgot "fingerpopping" tbh

― dave cool, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 06:33 (thirteen years ago)

i was always partial to 'strumming the big open c'

― hilare appendage (electricsound), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 08:25 (thirteen years ago)

"fingering" vague since it can also refer to which finger to use to pluck a guitar string or press a piano key. Which may be a good or bad thing.

― Lee626, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 12:38 (thirteen years ago)

p sure nobody's bringing guitar strings/piano keys in bed w/ them

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 12:39 (thirteen years ago)

"blasting" makes me think of "assblasting", by which I don't mean "butt-fingering" I mean "diarrhea".

― beachville, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)

No one has mentioned "bean-flicking" though, which I think is totally cute.

― beachville, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

Finger bang/blast are both sort of funny but pretty gross. "Fingering" just reeks of middle school boasters/liars. Other terms itt all awful. I don't see what's wrong with "touch" tbh

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 13:47 (thirteen years ago)

Outside of a little gentle, external touching, this particular maneuver has not had a place in my repertoire for some years.

― beachville, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

digital penetration, tho

― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

Darraghmac, I understand that you are trying to impress the ladies, but that just makes me wanna grab a glowstick and rave.

― beachville, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

impress

― beachville, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://d.yimg.com/ec/image/v1/release/189737344;encoding=jpg;size=300;fallback=defaultImage

― Mark G, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

no, i was offering that as maybe worse tbh

― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

Made me think about 90s cybersex, so whatever you're doing, you're doing it right.

― beachville, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHmYXvO8hQI

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

I asked my wife which of these three was the worst and the amount of dead-eyed dread with which she imbued the word "fingerblasting" was astonishing.

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

otm

― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

none, i've only ever heard any of them being used in crass reports by boastful vulgarians and this has had an irreversible deleterious effect.

― estela, Tuesday, February 7, 2012 7:42 PM (Yesterday)

yr ability to elevate the tone of this thread is a thing of wonder + grace btw

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

have never been to vulgaria but may give it a miss if estela thinks so lowly of it

― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

Only used by Vulvarians.

― ‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

vulvae should be treated tenderly not vulgarly

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

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it's all about the stache

makes me feel all mervy, lol

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 February 2012 04:12 (thirteen years ago)

mervert

― are you ready for a little spittle? (electricsound), Thursday, 9 February 2012 04:14 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha mervert

― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 February 2012 04:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/_images/articles/2007/08/24/fingerblast.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

― dave cool, Thursday, 9 February 2012 04:17 (thirteen years ago)

I want to find the person who wears that hat and murder them. and finger blast them in the eye.

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 February 2012 04:18 (thirteen years ago)

Daniel Day-Lewis is...The Cricketeer

― ‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Thursday, 9 February 2012 05:30 (thirteen years ago)

maybe we can work up a Dennis Lillee euphemism

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 9, 2012 2:12 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.myspace.com/geoffreyoicott/music/songs/pictures-of-lillee-82996248

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

there is a classic cankles post built around the word fingerblasting which pretty much begins and ends my relationship with the term

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

yeah thx to cankles I can never imagine this act w/out a meaty paw dripping with superbowl rings taking the same approach to the vagina that Einstürzende Neubauten did to sound

― Nick Chopper (Abbott), Thursday, 9 February 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

some poor raw vagina just getting blasted into hamburger

― Nick Chopper (Abbott), Thursday, 9 February 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

there are nice ways to touch a vagina and these verbs connote none of them

― Nick Chopper (Abbott), Thursday, 9 February 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

well said

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 February 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

There are even relatively vigorous ways to touch a vagina and bang or blast are inapt verbs for them.

― le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

I guess by "nice" I meant "feels good" (as opposed to "shit stop son you know that thing has nerve endings right")

― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

Bang and blast just make me think of some adolescent who plays VG all the time and thinks that throwing a sex grenade (up, left, b, c, delta) at your junk will get you off - the vibe is just ALL WRONG. I got handjobs from girls in HS who had seen porno who made, essentially, the same mistake. (/new LDR song)

― le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

sex grenade

― are you ready for a little spittle? (electricsound), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

Preferisco il crescendo

― le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)

Fingering the blast furnace might be more apt.

― ‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

lol Michael for a minute I was like "plays WHO???"

as you were

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

Man, I got a handjob in high school that left me with a painful abrasion for days. It makes me sad to think that somewhere along the line I could have left some poor woman the same way. : (

― beachville, Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)

We're on TMI, right?

― beachville, Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I had one girl dig her press-on nails into my junk about 5 times before I started to get agitated.

It's simple -- men, take care "down there", caress, don't swirl aggressively like a boat in a hurricane. Women, try not to give a dude a dick contusion.

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

it was hard with one of my girlfriends tho cuz she was hella into pain and stuff and she kept telling me to do it rough which was counterintuitive to me.

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

BJO's sex tips

― are you ready for a little spittle? (electricsound), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

lol Michael for a minute I was like "plays WHO???"

lol, sorry. Next time I'll spell it out

― le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

Man, I never like seeing dick and contusion in the same sentence

― le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 10 February 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

little controvery here then.

― beachville, Friday, 10 February 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

cont rovery

― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Friday, 10 February 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

MERVING

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 10 February 2012 00:18 (thirteen years ago)

I feel the earth merv

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 February 2012 01:45 (thirteen years ago)

mervelous

― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 10 February 2012 03:16 (thirteen years ago)

according to wikipedia, merv hughes' nickname is

fruitfly

― mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2012 03:23 (thirteen years ago)

biggest Australian pest, oh the japes they had

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 February 2012 03:34 (thirteen years ago)

whoa, the author uses "fingerblast" in this article about hand jobs! http://m.xojane.com/sex/how-to-give-a-handjob
it's a pretty funny article, so i think her choice of "fingerblast" suggests that it is in fact the worst word for female manual stimulation

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 10 February 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

if you liked it then you shoulda rubbed some cake on it

Put a bird on it!

― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

fingerblasted it

― ‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://portable.tv/film/post/top-5-on-screen-finger-bangs-nsfw/

― caro's johnson (Eazy), Friday, 11 May 2012 02:15 (thirteen years ago)

okay, that Don Draper scene pretty much ensures I'm never giving the show another chance

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

i think stinkfingering says it best

― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Saturday, 12 May 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

you would

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 May 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 May 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)

after 3 months, "fingerblast" is still the worst

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Saturday, 12 May 2012 07:56 (thirteen years ago)

3 months!? Isn't it all sore by now?

― StanM, Saturday, 12 May 2012 09:14 (thirteen years ago)

I think i was the one vote for "fingering" and that's because i misread it as *best* word. "fingerblasting" the worst, even though i've never heard it outside of here.

― Lee626, Monday, 14 May 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago)

What's the deal with all these American slang words for sex that sound like superhero fight sound effects? BLAST, BANG, SMASH, etc... Did they get their idea of sexuality from Mötley Crüe videos?

― Tuomas, Monday, 14 May 2012 11:57 (twelve years ago)

our sex just kicks a lot more ass than that softcore stuff that gets imported from Europe

― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 May 2012 13:39 (twelve years ago)

I'd never heard fingerblast outside of this thread.

I think "schlick" is decent, if still a little gross for being onomatopoeic.

― Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago)

I like all of them

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, February 7, 2012 4:17 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There's a certain maturity I admire here. A rose by any other name...

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:12 (twelve years ago)

Scarlett Johansson knows what she wants and, uh, isn’t afraid to give direction.

*sweating a little*

Please, Scarlett, give me direction. Don't be stingy with description, while you're at it.

― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago)

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