untreatable gonorrhea (it took a week, but this thread is finally NSFW)

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http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/02/13/cdc-warns-untreatable-gonorrhea-is-on-the-way

happy Valentine's Day!

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

lol, you prepared for everything but you didn't expect...untreatable gonorrhea

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 01:30 (thirteen years ago)

humanity has invented the violin, the microchip, the aeroplane, and...untreatable gonorrhea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

also milk, milk and lemonade

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

pics or gtfo

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

when you run out of things to dread, there is... untreatable gonorrhea

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

"the wily gonococcus"

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)

when you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...untreatable gonorrhea cha cha cha

getting good with gulags (beachville), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

Now granted I heard this on a podcast produced by Canadian nerds, so it needs correlation from somebody who reads science/medicine things, but apparently we could be developing new antibiotics but because their usefulness can be short lived, thanks to the adaptability of bacteria, pharmaceutical companies don't want to put the time and money into the R&D. So this:

"As far as gonorrhea goes, I'm not aware of any new drugs in the pipeline," says Mahoney. "This is just one more example of a bigger problem—bacteria are developing resistance faster than we're inventing new medicines to fight them."

is more a problem of nobody developing new drugs more so than it is a problem of bacteria being superfast at developing resistance.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 13:38 (thirteen years ago)

new drugs in the pipeline (10 pm)
untreatable gonorrhea (9 pm)
developing resistance (8 pm)
Doors - 7 pm
$5

‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

sounds like a job for . . . lysol douche

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

I heard about this a couple of months ago, on some podcast or other. And I thought to myself, "While every other white guy in the world has a weird fetish for Asian and especially Japanese women, my strange and possibly racist aversion to them will finally work to my advantage."

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

what the fuck?

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:03 (thirteen years ago)

I guess Kenan is referring to this news story, but that's still kind of a wtf comment...

Tuomas, Friday, 17 February 2012 09:03 (thirteen years ago)

a new low for the untreatable gonorrhea thread

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Friday, 17 February 2012 09:12 (thirteen years ago)

guilty lols

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Friday, 17 February 2012 09:15 (thirteen years ago)

untreatable kenanrrhea

estela, Friday, 17 February 2012 09:40 (thirteen years ago)

guilty lols

Exactly what I was going for. Somebody out there gets me.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Friday, 17 February 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

Um no sorry I was guilty lolsing at Crut's post :/

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Saturday, 18 February 2012 10:54 (thirteen years ago)

guilty lols

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2012 11:05 (thirteen years ago)

maintain a racist aversion long enough and it will finally work to your advantage

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

the untreatable clap of soweto

buzza, Monday, 20 February 2012 01:38 (thirteen years ago)

Relax, people. The women of Japan are not heartbroken over my inability to be sexually aroused by them. I'd put money on that.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Monday, 20 February 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

*relaxes*

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

*kicks legs up*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

phew

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

close one

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

*looks down*

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.urology-textbook.com/01/Gonorrhoe1.jpg

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

*racism pays off*

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

ewwww

sarahell, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

seconded.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

Thread to Get Over an Irrational Prejudice.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

... or is it?

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

diseased penises (no haters)

sarahell, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

Ok, I'm against that, too. No hate, but not a whole lotta love.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)

*cue Robert Plant making sex noises, but reinterpreted as sounds of pain inflicted by his urologist*

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

god it makes me happy that kenan's still got it in 2012

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:17 (thirteen years ago)

. . .

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

he means untreatable gonorrhea

the majestic ned? (electricsound), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)

unbeatable gonorrhea

Fonz Hour (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 05:45 (thirteen years ago)

undateable gonnorrhea

HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:04 (thirteen years ago)

four years pass...

Thread delivers

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:20 (eight years ago)

the untreatable clap of soweto

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

... a much sought-after sample heard in dozens of seminal etc etc

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 2 January 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

love goole itt

24K Maggots (crüt), Monday, 2 January 2017 22:40 (eight years ago)

I hate this superbugs.

Treeship, Monday, 2 January 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)

Just another terrifying thing

Treeship, Monday, 2 January 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)

Still dying over "a new low for the untreatable gonorrhea thread"

¶ (DJP), Monday, 2 January 2017 23:29 (eight years ago)

three years pass...

URL’s more than enough thx

circa1916, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:16 (five years ago)

Start spreadin the news
My dickhole's decayed

papa stank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:20 (five years ago)


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