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Alternative expressions include adult toys and marital aid, although "marital aid" has a broader sense and is also applied to drugs and herbs marketed to supposedly enhance or prolong sex.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
I have never used a marital aid	5
I have used my own marital aid occasionally	5
I have used someone else's marital aid occasionally	5
I use my marital aid regularly	5
I use someone else's marital aid regularly	3
I have used a marital aid once	0
I have used someone else's marital aid once	0

― Clancy Fans and Fancy Clans (Eazy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.tesionline.com/intl/img/focus/stop-aids.jpg

― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 05:22 (fourteen years ago)

WTF is a "marital aid"? A ball and chain maybe?

― everything else is secondary (Lee626), Saturday, 3 March 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

cock ring - idgi
vibrator in combo with doggy style - she was a huge, huge fan, but it was occasionally overly-stimulating for me

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.phrases.org.uk/images/martial-aid.jpg

― Clancy Fans and Fancy Clans (Eazy), Sunday, 4 March 2012 04:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rLV-ZuNPwJ4/RgCgHcI3t-I/AAAAAAAAAME/BHT7MdCkL5s/s400/FW_79_02.jpg

― Clancy Fans and Fancy Clans (Eazy), Sunday, 4 March 2012 04:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.eroticmassageoils.net/wp-content/uploads/marital%20aids_2.jpg

― Clancy Fans and Fancy Clans (Eazy), Sunday, 4 March 2012 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

Is that lady supposed to dose her husband with HIGH POTENCY CAPSULES, like roofies that get his dick hard?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 4 March 2012 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

milo where was the vibrator?

― the late great, Sunday, 4 March 2012 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

I have to assume that this question is a joke, and the options are not supposed make any sense.

― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Monday, 5 March 2012 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 9 March 2012 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

I have to assume that this question is a joke, and the options are not supposed make any sense.

Just substitute "buttplug" in the poll options if it is otherwise unclear.

― "marvellously inoffensive" (Eazy), Friday, 9 March 2012 05:19 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 10 March 2012 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

As in marital buttplug? Xpost

― StanM, Saturday, 10 March 2012 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

Conclusion: if you try a marital aid, you never use it just once.

― "marvellously inoffensive" (Eazy), Saturday, 10 March 2012 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

Oh good. I came to ILTMI trying to find a place to share this info and I found this thread!

Just wanted to sheathe that I dug out summer clothes and found that one of my ~~marital~~ single man's aids had apparently chemically reacted with another, melting it at points of contact, leaving a sticky blue goo on my shirts and shorts.

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 17 March 2012 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

You're supposed to rinse it after you've smurfed with it.

― StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 05:20 (fourteen years ago)

Haha.

I washed it, but the blue one melted around the peachy-skin colored one. Anyway, I use water-based lube like all sane people.

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Sunday, 18 March 2012 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

Different types of plastic/rubber can react fairly easily. Non-sexual item related example: I placed a keyboard on top of some cables, only to find a couple of months later that the rubber coating on the cables had partially melted into the underside of the keyboard.

― a dramatic lemon curd experience (snoball), Sunday, 18 March 2012 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

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