worst male wax

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idk

the idea of a dude who go get a back, sack, and crack wax makes me want to barf way more than the idea of a little back hair.

but which would make you barf MOST

Poll Results

OptionVotes
crack 8
sack 3
back 0


keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago)

given that a sack is a REALLY easy thing to shave, I'd be most ashamed of this guy, but I'm not a woman, so I'm not going to weigh in on the barfing

spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago)

I would consider getting a 'back', but not the other two. Even if I was playing Rush'N'Attack.

gonna win all over your face (snoball), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago)

I have a hard time believe a crack wax would pass the sniff test

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago)

You could have fixed my typos, gawd.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago)

how do you shave a sack?

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago)

it seems like it would be like taking a razor to a partially-deflated balloon

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago)

I think it's the 1-2-3 combo that seems most weird to me. It just seems really vain and unnecessary. Also I feel like the guys who get a b s and c more often than not resemble The Situation and, well, just no. I make one exception to this and that's Ryan Lochte. I could see him doing this and that would be OK because he gets a free pass. For everything. Oh and gay guys can wax away.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago)

xp:

The first time is a little tricky, but after that it's really no big deal. you kinda have to pull on it to flatten it out to get a good shaving surface to work with (similar to the way you have to make weird faces in the mirror to get a good shave along your jawline).

spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago)

TOO MUCH WITH THE VISUALS

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago)

hey, he asked.

spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago)

did it ever get nicked?

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago)

nope. even though it has a reputation as a "delicate" part of the male body, it has pretty resilient skin.

spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago)

do you think you'd get better results if you used a straight razor?

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago)

what the fuck happened that I'm sitting here on the internet discussing body hair removal like it was 2002 or something? goddamn it.

spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago)

lol yeah, I had a post written out and then thought WAIT a minute...

Your sweet bippy is going to hell (WmC), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 16 August 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Lol, seeing this thread in New Site Answers I didn't know if it belonged to ILTMI or I Love Vinyl.

formerly EDB (ed.b), Thursday, 16 August 2012 08:29 (twelve years ago)

hahaha

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Thursday, 16 August 2012 11:36 (twelve years ago)

i don't understand the crack wax. i don't understand waxing at all, honestly. is it just poured on from above, to funnel down the furrowy cleft toward the butthole? does it make a gross shaggy candle with sphincter-tip? so much i don't know.

baking (soda), Thursday, 16 August 2012 12:03 (twelve years ago)

I always saw BS&C as a gay thing, for... uh obvious reasons?

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 16 August 2012 12:11 (twelve years ago)

don't google 'hairy candle' unless you want a fistful of pudenda

cherry (soda), Thursday, 16 August 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 17 August 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)


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