Butt Poll

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
I have put neither animate nor inanimate things my butt.	9
I have put both animate and inanimate things in my butt.	7
I have put inanimate things in my butt.	6
I have put animate things in my butt.	5

― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago)

cf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago)

define "animate"

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago)

like, part of a person?

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago)

I've had a colonoscopy and subsequent butt surgery, does that count?

― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago)

by "animate" I'm assuming we mean gerbils

― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2315/2305738968_9461cd6373.jpg

― (╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago)

by "animate" I'm assuming we mean classic Warner Brothers cartoons

― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago)

oh yeah i was assuming colonoscopy doesn't count because "i" didn't put that gas in my butt

― the late great, Monday, 15 October 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago)

had this awesome colonoscopy where they inflated me with some sort of gas (CO2 maybe?) and then took like an MRI of that gas so they got a computer map of my intestine, then they showed me an animated fly-through, would recommend

― the late great, Monday, 15 October 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago)

I've got a much better poll idea for next time, involving Eddie Murphy.

― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago)

but this holiday season

in your butt...

eddie murphy...eddie murphy...eddie murphy...eddie murphy...AND eddie murphy!

― down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago)

(i know i recently made a similar eddie murphy joke elsewhere on ILX but thought the new context of being in the butt would make it ok to repeat)

― down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Coincidentally: Doctors Shocked by Size of Sex Toy Stuck Inside Man’s Intestines for Days

― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago)

Would have been better if this had a breakdown by gender.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago)

Well maybe not "better" but at least more informative.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago)

Did it ever get clarified if 'penis' was animate or not?

― emil.y, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago)

I don't think so but I assumed that it was meant to be.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago)

Is a vibrator animate? What if it's on a sybian?

― sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago)

what is a sybian?

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago)

I didn't answer this poll but in reading I think animate meant alive as in a human part? idk - who started this? they need to be more clear in the future.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago)

Wait I just looked up what it is - you don't need to explain. That could be uncomfortable.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago)

Um - the explanation not the device though maybe that could too.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago)

Come on! You weren't watching Sex House?

xp lol

― sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago)

I have no idea what Sex House is.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago)

Cloudy drink kills frog: the Onion's "Sex House"

― sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago)

It was pretty funny. There was a sybian subplot.

― sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago)

is a potato animate?

― the late great, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago)

Red potato or sweet potatoa.

― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:55 (twelve years ago)

what if it's a vibrator but u don't turn it on? asking for a friend

― zvookster, Friday, 19 October 2012 05:04 (twelve years ago)

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