mammary intercourse

Slang terms

It is known as titty-fucking or a titfuck in the United States, as well as tit wank or French fuck in the United Kingdom.[1] The Japanese sex industry uses the term パイズリ (paizuri) (from おっぱい (oppai), a slang word for breast).[2][3]

or French fuck in the United Kingdom

So what do the French call it?

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09-27-07 - 08:38

Dude, this story is really amazing. i loved it. my girlfriend was on my lap when we were reading this, and she felt my erection go parallel to her ass. we had a great time after reading this. thank you man. however, you should add a titty fuck.

― jergins, Thursday, March 20, 2008 9:16 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

JAYMC on Jeopardy! TODAY! (SPOILERS Y'ALL)

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for some reason i'm really interested in the results of this one

polling new ground

I lay on my back and handed him the lotion, suggesting he first lube me up.

It turned into a super hot breast massage, which was just lovely. But it got cut short as soon as D. got hard. Which was, oh, two minutes in.

He straddled my chest, which then leaned forward so his hands were resting on the wall. I squeezed my twins together and around D.'s shaft and he thrust forward.

I found that the most comfortable position was for me to sort of push my right breast in by pushing my right upper arm against it and using my left hand to squeeze my cleavage together. (Is this making any sense? Here's another way to think of it: If my cleavage was a half pipe—or rather, three-quarter pipe—for D.'s junk to, ahem, travel in, my left hand was the top one quarter of the pipe. OK, this is probably getting more and more confusing for you. All you have to know is squeeze 'em together and if you need help squeezing to make it tighter, use a hand.)

We had to stop three times to add more lotion, but D. told me afterward that he liked the physical action intermittently sprinkled with visual stimulation (ie, him rubbing lotion on my breasts).

He finished after about 10 minutes, which feels like a hella long time when your breasts are getting banged. (And yes, he gave me a pearl necklace.) Next time I think I'll start with oral and use more lube to make the process go faster.

I am a man and I don't care about mammary intercourse

then you, sir, are no man

not really implying that, breh, i just thought it was funny the way u said that

there's never a I am a man and I just go with the flow in these polls

yeah the 'i am a man and tbh i'm grateful for anything' option

All right, semi-serious answer, from my point of view: I don't mind it but it's something someone else does to me for their own gratification. Yes, it requires my assent in order to happen but it's not for me or about me at all--ime I can easily feel depersonalized by this act if the emotional connection isn't strong & healthy.

Laurel otm.

Actually scratch that, I don't care about the emotional connection, this is basically like if someone asked me to do a household chore. I can pretend to care how much you like it but honestly if I were cleaning the bathroom at least when I was done I'd have a clean bathroom.

same kinda true for a large % of sex acts tbf?

also after you clean the bathroom you don't have to wipe semen off your face

honestly this has always seemed like a hell of a lot of work to me

I might be reacting to some uncoolness w my last partner that's making me madder the more I think about it, but I'm letting that opinion stand anyway.

xxp Good point.

i mean i guess all sex acts seem that way to me, but just the mechanics v. payoff seems way off for everyone involved with this one

is this one of those things that would prob never occur to anybody if the convenience of porn direction angles didn't make it occur to some ppl

'handsome devil' has forever ruined the word 'mammary' for me (maybe there wasn't that much to ruin in the first place)

this thread did a lot to make me fall in love with the word mammary all over again

Best title for an actual Aerosmith bootleg

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is this one of those things that would prob never occur to anybody if the convenience of porn direction angles didn't make it occur to some ppl

no way

Mammary intercourse can also be combined with fellatio.

At the same time? With a willie that extends from the chest into the mouth, like?

...yes?

I really don't get this. I once had somebody specifically ask that I do this and I was pretty confused, I just do not see the appeal. Don't get me wrong I did it anyway, why the hell not, beats sitting around waiting to die, but still.

I've never been with someone with large boobs and because of that I think I can't judge this particular sex act.

^crucial poll creator oversight

*dies waiting around to be beat*

beats sitting around waiting to die, but still

once again i question your essential commitment to laziness as a way of life

classic

but honestly if I were cleaning the bathroom at least when I was done I'd have a clean bathroom.

Yeah, but you might have a sex partner who was gratified that you indulged that one kink of his...

That said, it's not my kink and the only time I've ever done this was with large-breasted women who were proud of their prowess in such matters. Boobs are an important part of foreplay and I'm by no means adverse to touching them with my cock but titfucking does nothing for me.

IMO once you are touching breasts with your dick, you are in the suburbs of Tittyfucktown and might as well head into town for some shopping, if you know what I mean

also IMO there are two things terribly wrong with tittyfucking:

1) it always seems like a better idea in theory rather than in execution;
2) you can refer to it as "tittyfucking" which is pretty much the opposite of sexy

I think people should do things for each other to get each other off that are like chores (but not particularly bad chores) sometimes, and I think a lot of people get off on that very aspect of it (someone is doing something just to get them off). There are also people who get off on the very fact that they're doing something just to get someone else off, but I'd guess that's a minority. So, anyway, classic once in a while, but not as classic as either sex or fellatio.

idk if that's even such a minority, getting someone else off is fuckin great ime

Getting someone else off is great generally, but I can see how just kind of lying there while someone else is getting off might not be so great to all.

^^ Yes. Also the essence of it is that the woman is passive--obv she can talk and move if she wants but her participation is not required for the thing--and either that just makes me feel bad, or it makes my partners feel & behave as if it wasn't important that it was ME it was happening to. The, um, impersonality seems to affect both ppl ime.

distinction btwn doing something to get someone off or lying there having something done at/to you is v fair

try multitasking

I don't think doing your taxes will make tittyfucking any sexier

getting off right vs getting writeoffs

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this wd be a lot of fun if I was into this sort of thing

also I keep hearing Steve Winwood singing "MAMMARRYYYYYYYYYYYY"

if you give him $5 he'll go away

This is just one of a myriad of sex acts that make me think 'ur doing it wrong'. Like, if you're that bored with actual sex, there are some things in your life you might wanna address. But, hey, to each his (and specifically his, in this instance) own.

well thanks for that, I will now be spending the afternoon contemplating the logistics of two women tittyfucking

post here to get yr consensual sex acts approved by old lunch

"Actual sex" is such a mediocre heteronormative phrase.

you're such a mediocre heretonormative phrase

that would have been funnier if I could spell

also I keep hearing Steve Winwood singing "MAMMARRYYYYYYYYYYYY"

― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, December 17, 2012 12:34 PM (9 minutes ago) [IP: 68.84.78.15] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thanks for this. I will now be singing it for the REST OF MY LIFE.

IMO once you are touching breasts with your dick, you are in the suburbs of Tittyfucktown and might as well head into town for some shopping, if you know what I mean

― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:33 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is it cool to post TMI in the Excelsior thread cos i roffled hardcore?

also to answer the thread question, this is mostly fucking classic but obv only if both parties are into it

like having sex with bags of sand

kinda feel like there are more fun and/or sensual things to do with boobs than stick my dick between 'em.

god i love fucking bags of sand

well that's it. i'm off breasts forever.

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post here to get yr consensual sex acts approved by old lunch

Yeah, not actually disapproving of anyone's consensual sex acts. I heartily support anyone who wants a lit candle up their ass and I support just as heartily anyone who says that ain't their thing.

"Actual sex" is such a mediocre heteronormative phrase.

I should've probably said "sexual acts that all parties find enjoyable as opposed to sexual acts that seem strictly masturbatory and where one person is basically relegated to the role of one's right hand". But I'll totally cop to being a mediocre heteronormative dude in practice.

kinda feel like there are more fun and/or sensual things to do with boobs than stick my dick between 'em.

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, December 17, 2012 12:23 PM

This, in a bust-a-nutshell.

this is the ultimate good in theory, terrible in reality act
Actually kneeling over a woman thrusting is worse than if she does the work but they're both pretty terrible.

if boobs make contact with junk in the course of a blowjob, that's pretty awesome.

girl i dated years ago nixing this particular act: "what's in it for me?"

"you get a dick betwixt yr breasts!"

"and then i have to clean the bathroom...."

also I keep hearing Steve Winwood singing "MAMMARRYYYYYYYYYYYY"
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux))

mammaryyyyy
c on ts

now I have to trepan myself

this is mildly entertaining for like 2 minutes every decade but in orbit has made me very glad that nobody I've dated has been particularly into it

I am legitimately surprised that ppl weren't doing that to Steve Winwood already

also surprised ppl weren't singing "MAMMARYYYYYYYYYYY", heyo

mammaryyyyy
c on ts

whoa!

oh awesome my song as even more words now

also lol

i'm the same boner i used to be

and then a sax solo

wait i don't think there was a sax solo in valerie

tbh thinking of that ridiculous Eric Prydz song that is just a loop of the Winwood sample

x-post If there isn't there should be. There should always be a sax solo.

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It's a synth sax solo. Which feels like perhaps the most appropriate music for c-ing on t's.

nah, bongos and flute.

Gourd shakers and digeridoo.

Two turntables and a microphone.

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ive done this before and while it wasnt unenjoyable i actually had the thought mid-tittyfuck that she could basically be reading the adventures of huckleberry finn on a kindle and it wouldnt impact the sex act at all and it wilted me a bit...breasts are born to be second banana like andy richter imo

Throwing a second banana into the equation makes this into a whole other act imo.

mammaryyyyy
c on ts

I was thinking "come on me" but I think yrs works better

Add me to "interesting in theory, boring in practice" group. The physical sensation in this isn't that great (at least not compared to many other types of acts), and the lack of any participation for the other party (well, I guess with big boobs and long dick you can do titfuck/bj combo, but that seems kinda uncomfortable for the woman) is a total turn-off, at least for me. It seems to me the main reason people do this that they get kicks for having, or their partner having, big breasts (since that's what's usually required for titfucking), which is okay I guess (who am I to judge what turns other people on?), but personally I can find better types enjoyment from boobs.

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Merry Christmas

Mammary Christmas!

2 men dislike. 0 women dislike.

Shout-out to the GGGs

I am a woman and I dislike mammary intercourse 0

(...in the Dan Savage sense, not necessarily the size sense.)

that clarification was indeed necessary