Mens: How often do you thoroughly wash your feet?

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Men don't treat their feet like women do, obvs, but some guys are grosser than others.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
I wash my feet well every shower. 9
I wash my feet well about once a week. 4
I will go longer than a month without really scrubbing my feet. 4
I wash my feet well about once every two or three weeks. 2


Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 1 July 2013 16:04 (twelve years ago)

when I shower I keep my feet far the fuck away from the water

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 July 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)

I won't lie. I've totally gone more than a month before. Especially when I had a shitty clawfoot tub that potentially could've tipped over if I were to sit on the edge of it.

I'm at about once every week now.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 1 July 2013 16:08 (twelve years ago)

About once a week I'll get real up close and personal with them, getting down on the shower floor and scrubing the fuck out of them. But I give them a quick swipe of the loofah every time I shower.

how's life, Monday, 1 July 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)

you're sposed to do something more than get em wet in the shower, huh?

crazy talk

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 July 2013 17:30 (twelve years ago)

The worst is when you haven't scrubbed them in a while and the area next to your achilles tendon turns into a little dirt reservoir.

how's life, Monday, 1 July 2013 17:37 (twelve years ago)

Exactly! What's going on inside my socks that all the dirt collects there?

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 1 July 2013 17:39 (twelve years ago)

I luv luffah

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 July 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

With morbs. My feet get wet most days and theyre fine

dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Monday, 1 July 2013 18:08 (twelve years ago)

well, I never said my feet are fine.

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 July 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)

I don't get it...? Why wouldn't you wash your feet while your taking a shower? It takes like a minute. What would be the point of washing other parts of your body, but not your feet, especially since they tend to be smelliest body part if not washed?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 12:57 (twelve years ago)

Very far away.

how's life, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 13:01 (twelve years ago)

Do they fuck tend to be the smelliest part of my body when unwashed

dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 13:01 (twelve years ago)

It takes like a minute.

Over a decade, that's 60+ hours. You do not get your pointless hygiene time back at the end of life. get wet = wash

(also I know I'm going to fall in the shower eventually, I'd prefer to have both feet on the tub floor when it happens)

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 6 July 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 7 July 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

should be an option for "I walk through the suds on the floor of the shower, that counts right?"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 7 July 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)

morbs otm you all are freaks

iatee, Sunday, 7 July 2013 00:03 (twelve years ago)

Why's this a mens thing? Also do none of you ever take baths?

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Sunday, 7 July 2013 02:01 (twelve years ago)

no, none of us take baths

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 July 2013 02:38 (twelve years ago)

Why's this a mens thing?

homo2 made a comment on fb about men with gross feet, and i decided i'd poll a small sample of mens.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 7 July 2013 02:47 (twelve years ago)

Ah! Gotcha.

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Sunday, 7 July 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)

I don't take baths (unless I am somewhere where there is no shower) cos standard baths aren't really made for people my height.

I guess I'm pretty disgusting cos I only thoroughly wash my feet if they feel dirty. My wife *would* tell me if they were smelly though.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Sunday, 7 July 2013 12:04 (twelve years ago)

I have a stall, so baths are out. When I had a bathtub I hated it: a bitch to clean, yes, and I hated the thought of suppurating in that water.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 July 2013 12:55 (twelve years ago)

i could only take a bath if I folded my torso Transformers style #beingtallblues

Neanderthal, Sunday, 7 July 2013 13:29 (twelve years ago)

what the hell, wash the feet every day for the sheer pleasure of it imo, what's all this "I can use that time for something else" ~the shower is the something else you're saving the time for~

tight in the runs (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 7 July 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)

otm

molly ratchet (crüt), Sunday, 7 July 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)

All bathtubs should be 6 feet long instead of the much more common 5 feet. Very comfortable after a long day's work. Though I don't feel clean unless I briefly shower afterwards for 2 minutes or so.

Lee626, Sunday, 7 July 2013 15:41 (twelve years ago)

Sadly the only bath ive taken in 5 yrs is a sitz bayh #gettingold

Neanderthal, Sunday, 7 July 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)

I try to remind myself daily that it takes all sorts and variety is the spice of life etc but every now and again a vegan tells me footwashing is what its all about and i suffer a major attitudinal setback idk

dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 July 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

Every other shower. But I usually take two showers a day.

Jeff, Monday, 15 July 2013 02:04 (twelve years ago)

nine years pass...

https://www.he-man.org/forums/boards/showthread.php?282075-Skeletor-s-Feet-what-do-you-prefer

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 25 October 2022 12:11 (two years ago)

two years pass...

Can't say i've ever washed my feet. No sense starting now.

pfutt, Friday, 14 March 2025 23:10 (five months ago)

Otm

H.P, Friday, 14 March 2025 23:13 (five months ago)

otm

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 March 2025 09:38 (five months ago)

otm

imago, Saturday, 15 March 2025 09:41 (five months ago)

Every time I shower. In between showers during summer.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 15 March 2025 09:53 (five months ago)

i just wait for the pope to come around

JoeStork, Saturday, 15 March 2025 18:17 (five months ago)

who saved the shire? surely not someone with clean feet

z_tbd, Saturday, 15 March 2025 18:28 (five months ago)

I always wash between my toes.

Slayer University (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 15 March 2025 18:32 (five months ago)

do animals clean themselves? fact: no they don’t. do animals still exist, even thrive? are the numbers of species multiplying to the point where it’s almost a problem that there’s too much biodiversity and too many animals and we need to colonize deep space in order to give ourselves more room, and that all of this relates to their feet? fact: yes

z_tbd, Saturday, 15 March 2025 18:45 (five months ago)

I too think of colonising Mars while making the active decision not to clean my feet every morning

H.P, Saturday, 15 March 2025 21:38 (five months ago)

toetal recall

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 March 2025 21:41 (five months ago)


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