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Check the dude in the jorts who's about to sit on the sign.

Fuck you, http://illinoispancakes.blogspot.com/ guy

Seriously, fuck you.

The Brookfield Pancake House sits on a quiet street, just across from an old fashioned barber shop, and next door to something called Micro Thunder, Inc.. As you can see, it's also next to a dollar store. And not one of those cheap Dollar Tree stores that have taken over every strip mall in the suburbs (and unfortunate shopping malls as well), either. Check the dude in the jorts who's about to sit on the sign.

lol, I have disposable income and leisure time enough to post about eating pancakes ironically on my fucking blog and to snark about dollar stores, suburbs

fuck you

fuck you

― dell, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:03 (eighteen years ago)

I fucking hate people like you

ha i'll take pictures of people and post them to my blog

fuck you

i fucking hate you

― dell, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:05 (eighteen years ago)

oh, i'm writing about pancakes

b-lah!

la-ti-dah!

fuck you.

― dell, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://smugfuckfuckwadaggravatingmyspleenthanksjerk.blogspot.com

― dell, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:11 (eighteen years ago)

pick your battles, dell, why don'tcha?

fuck you

oh, aren't we whatever the fuck you're trying to be

fuck you, i'm not in the mood

why don't you try eating LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING and TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF

oh, that's right...that would be too much for you, precious dear...and of course you'd be left without someone to manipulate into "mommy" role

who the fuck are you??? seriously???

― dell, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:15 (eighteen years ago)

lol "dell"

― dell, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:16 (eighteen years ago)

lol, dell's scared of things

― dell, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:19 (eighteen years ago)

lol "dell"

-- dell, Monday, January 14, 2008 10:16 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:22 (eighteen years ago)

lol, dell's alright. he's just scared of stuff. i like to poke him now and again.

― dell, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:25 (eighteen years ago)

a guy who takes himself that seriously, and who's wound up that tight...hey, what's the remedy other than winding him up a bit more?!!

― dell, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:26 (eighteen years ago)

shit, life is good...life is good...

dell, i wish you sweet dreams tonight. i wish you a good life. you're a good guy.

shut up already and let me go to sleep

heh-heh

― dell, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

you dont have to be scared.

you can take a flashlight.

― gr8080, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:30 (eighteen years ago)

 ha, gr8080... dell will get the picture eventually. good advice, though. good advice. some folks need some prompting to see the light. dell's such a perversely stubborn character that i sometime think he's putting me on!

― dell, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:39 (eighteen years ago)

lol, dell...it's nice to be "right" and to feel appreciated and validated in life and all that good stuff, but man, you are one uptight dude! we need to wind you down a bit! lighten up, baby, lighten up!

ok. you got a point there

― dell, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 07:20 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

he. he. he. he.

― banriquit, Friday, 6 June 2008 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

wow

― Lingbert, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

lol "dell"

― dell

― buzza, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 02:45 (sixteen years ago)

"Maoist Jorts Zing Crew"

― we did it, internet! (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 03:03 (sixteen years ago)

marsupial jesus n$fw

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 22 August 2010 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

jorts, sweet jorts
you've given me too much to feel
sweet jorts
you've almost convinced me I'm real

― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:39 (thirteen years ago)


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