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"But you are a classless and hopeless bitch, full of selflove, dishonorable intentions and cocaine. And your brother is a homophiliac!"

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PACK-SNAP-SNAP (Author Unknown)
On hot, summer Friday night me and, what use to be, my main dipping buddy and partner in Crime who we will just call Chris, Were moseying on down to the super market to buy some dip. So we stroll on in to the local super market to get some Skoal Mint. And we are only 16, so, After the dirty transient purchased our dip and stole our change we started walking back home, It was about a 2 mile walk. Then we see all these extremely pretty females pull up at a signal about 30 meters from us. So Chris pulls out a can of good'ol Skoal Mint and starts doing that one handed pack that makes the snapping noise. He's fucking wacking this thing like a $2:00 teawaining hand job. The girl start to drive towards us they slow way down and once they are about 8 feet from our feet and ready to roll down the widows. SNAP! In one quick snap of the wrist Chris had fucking broke the lid on our beloved Skoal. It flew about 10 feet up and Began raining blessed UST tobacco on us. A whole fucking can to waste but just as the grains of sweet Skoal Mint began to touch us the girls were speeding up past us. They fucking floored it. So as we sat there and enjoyed the refreshing shower of Skoal Mint, I learned a lesson that horny Friday night. CHEW SKOAL STRAIGHT! From that day on I dipped Skoal straight instead and Chirs moved away.

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Express Line
Run by Laura 805
Located In Santa Clarita
Started in August 1979 and ended May 1980
The first female and the youngest to start a phone line. She was 12 when she called Feedback in 1978. It didn't last a year but she had a fair call rate. Most everyone that called lived in the San Fernando Valley and where a toll call. Later a call diverter with extended service was call forwarding so that the central and western end of the valley, Beverly Hills, and Santa Monica became local. I made the pre amp for her mike so that the recordings would be a lot louder. Dan and I visited her and helped Laura install the phone coupler connections.

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