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| Option | Votes |
| if ur asian, and u see a post about the american release of an asian movie, make sure to mention that u already saw | 1 |
| never post yr phone number. ever. ever-ever-ever. don’t even pm it to ppl, but if u MUST, make sure to say that they sho | 0 |
| if u are subletting or sub-leasing long-term, make sure to get ALL the money up front, including that for all the bi | 0 |
| don’t ever talk about how broke u are or how u can’t afford to pay ur bill(s) bc u too dumb to manage money and don’ | 0 |
| don’t dj don’t be a dj don’t even post the word on the internet | 0 |
| matter fact, if ur a dj (don’t answer this, btw; that’s a no-no) just throw away yr decks right now. | 0 |
| also, if ur planning an event, don’t BEG ppl to go relentlessly. they’ll think it’s really lame. be all “yeah, come | 0 |
| after having an e-gathering, don’t be the one to post 239712794764 pictures of the party in a thread bc the ppl who | 0 |
| and if u dating someone from the internet don’t tell ur irl friends how/where u guys met and don’t let ppl online kn | 0 |
| also, never talk about yr actual friends on the internet (and vice-versa, for good measure). if u do talk about them | 0 |
| don’t make ur thread title start w/a line from an aim chat and then have a huge 50ft chunk of an aimchat u had w/ur | 0 |
| if someone is constantly trying to argue w/ u, do not try and avoid it, deflect it, or play it off. never cop pleas | 0 |
| if ur a girl, u must never make yr femininity yr main appeal to other users on the internet. it is taken as a lack o | 0 |
| additionally, female users will never reply to sex threads. if they do, it should only be to make a joke or to lampo | 0 |
| users will also be required to refer to messageboard/chatting/listserving/waleva-waleva as “the game.” “the messageb | 0 |
| deleting oneself: leaving the game new to the game: new user, or just haplessly stupid old user true to the game: season | 0 |
| a) a credit check (at yr expense); b) proof of income or assets; and c) a security deposit. | 0 |
| never live w/ someone from the internet. this is a HUGE no-no, and there are very few exceptions. if u do, u must pr | 0 |
| actual friends and e-friends should be kept ENTIRELY separate, unless u enjoy worlds colliding or being chided for h | 0 |
| never post how much u paid for ANYTHING. u may post wut u bought, but u should never reveal how much it cost u. this wor | 0 |
| never post where u work, work address, work email, work phone #, salary, work ANYTHING | 0 |
| never, EVER, EVER-EVER-EVER post good news before it’s actually happened. for example, never post that ur in the run | 0 |
| never post about ur (fucked up) family, family name, member’s names, anything family related | 0 |
| if ur visiting a city, NEVER post it about it publicly. if u do, do not be corny and say “attn: [city] name” or “i’m | 0 |
| ideally, no one should know that u visited until MONTHS later, when u casually mention it in passing. remember how d | 0 |
| better yet, u should not tell anyone at all. u should just go, do yr thing, then leave, never to say anything about | 0 |
| never tell anyone details on yr dating situtation lest u want to be judged like a two-bit toothless ho on jerry spri | 0 |
| also, never admit that ur bisexual or gay (not that either of us are, btw; no homo). | 0 |
| never post about how much your parents make or whut they do for a living unless you’re poor then u get extra face po | 0 |
| never publicly engage yr friend in a cyber-quarrel, esp if ur of the same race, ethnicity, or (foreign) nationality, | 0 |
| additionally, when a friend insults someone who is not yr friend, u are required to post a “hahaha” at the MINIMUM. | 0 |
| if ur a girl, never post yr height and weight. either no one will believe u or everyone will just think ur fat. in b | 0 |
| if someone posts something u don’t like, and ur already talking to someone or a bunch of others, feel free to ignore | 0 |
| also, if u happen to be in a planning thread, and someone who isn’t involved makes a comment, ignore him/her. bonus | 0 |
| also, try not to show yr emotions (if any) unless ur completely conscious of it. remember james bond in a view to a kill | 0 |
― and what, Saturday, 19 April 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)
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