ABOUT JUMP KICK PUNCH!
Mainly a podcast and secondarily an outlet for office-hour boredom/work avoidance, Jump Kick Punch! is where Brandon, Josh, Tom, and Zack take turns tag-teaming the internet with any ol’ thing that comes out of their brains.
Here are your 1994 Los Angeles Lakers:
BRANDON
Brandon currently writes copy and designs images for AdultSwim.com. He also writes the majority of the product descriptions and designs the images for the Adult Swim Shop, as well, and occasionally designs the products themselves. Somehow, when he’s not doing any of those things, he finds the time to record, edit, and upload at least one podcast every week. He is very tired, always.
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TOM
“Write a bio.” ~ Brandon
“FUCK YOU.” ~ Tom
…Classic Tom. When Tom isn’t being classic, he’s busy animating intern deaths on FX’s Archer and playing every 360/PS3 game ever. He loves everything until he doesn’t.
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JOSH
Josh is not actually a person, but an identity passed down from worthy host to worthy host through the ages. When that host has fulfilled his destiny, the mantle of Josh moves onto the next worthy candidate. Unfortunately, the only thing one must do to be worthy is not really want to do much of anything and be sort of nerdy, so getting it really isn’t that special. Considering that the only thing this mantle confers to the user is poor eyesight and the power to be mildly funny in certain situations, the bearer usually doesn’t achieve any sort of destiny for a long time.
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ZACK
Zack is eight people sharing the same mouth.
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― nathan barlinnie (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)