great dream!
― horrible (harbl), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Also in the dream, immediately before I dumped the woman (who is completely fictitious), we had sex. So I'm dumping her as I'm putting my clothes back on. And at the same time, about six of her friends walk into the apartment and hear me dumping her while I'm buttoning up my shirt, and the woman herself looks so pissed off. I mean, take the most pissed off looking picture of Ariane, and it was worse than that.
― snoball, Monday, 10 November 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i had a dream i had a 4-yr old and my babby's daddy wanted nothing to do with her, it was a very hard dream
― horrible (harbl), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link
i had a dream about being in a locker room (?) and there were lots of tiny baby rats running around so i went to buy some traps for them and put them in the locker room. why do i have so many dreams about rats and mice?
― horrible (harbl), Friday, 14 November 2008 12:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Then I trapped the beast by shutting it's scrotum flap in a door, in order to ensure my escape.
GOOD THINKING!!
― 'Mabus' from the hilarious Nostradamus prophecies (Batty), Friday, 14 November 2008 12:44 (fifteen years ago) link
my halal dream
i dreamt i was sitting in class and staring out the window when i saw people gathering around across the street in front of a convenience store. a guy was leading a cattle. there were a few african guys and they were going to have what i thought of in my dream as a muslim cattle slaughtering ceremony. one guy held the lead and another guy sliced the cattle's head off with a machete. a third guy then stabbed a sword into the headless cattle's neck. everyone in my class ran outside and was like TIME FOR BARBECUE YAY and the african guys were like oh no sorry, the barbecue will be tomorrow. please come back then.
i think i got the idea for this dream from the movie "workingman's death" because there was one part of it that showed guys in nigeria slaughtering cattle. it didn't happen the same way though, and there was no ceremony.
― ketchup dood (harbl), Monday, 17 November 2008 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link
how dood you know?
― DI HERE (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 17 November 2008 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link
because in the dream i was actually thinking "wow this is just like workingman's death!" i saw that like 4 years ago though.
― ketchup dood (harbl), Monday, 17 November 2008 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
why are they inned the buckets jusd like they should be
― Lasers of the New School (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
i dreamt i was trying to call my friend, whose real name is michael jackson, but i kept hitting the wrong number from my contacts list and this girl answered and i was like "hi is this michael jackson?" and she got angry and i was like "oh you must think i'm pranking you but i am looking for someone whose name is michael jackson, i must have the wrong number" so i called again and got her again and she was still mad and i was like "i just want to talk to michael jackson!" and she hung up on me and i never got to talk to him.
― bear of the teddy (harbl), Saturday, 22 November 2008 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link
ha lol
― The New Herb Stempel (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 22 November 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link
it means your are lesbionic
― Lingbert, Monday, 24 November 2008 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link
your are
― Lingbert, Monday, 24 November 2008 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link
j/k it doesn't mean that
i don't understand how that means i'm lesbionic, lingbert. please explain.
oh PHEW xp
― bear of the teddy (harbl), Monday, 24 November 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
but what does it mean? i'm going to see michael jackson today so i'll see what he thinks
― bear of the teddy (harbl), Monday, 24 November 2008 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
michael jackson seemed unimpressed by this dream
― bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link
unlike all of you, here, on the internet
exam-time dreams are here
― schwww im tired (harbl), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link
the horrible lucid kind?
― very quotatious (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah my trial practice final is not til next week (we have to do a trial on a fake contract claim) and i dreamt i showed up at the courthouse just to watch my friends do theirs and the judge was like "i think you should do yours now instead" and i didn't have the right book with me (the one i had looked exactly the same but was missing all the depositions) and i hadn't prepared any of my arguments or examinations and forgot all the evidence rules so i went running around downtown trying to find someone who had the book and to find people to act as witnesses and jurors. the judge also laughed at me because i was wearing street clothes instead of lawyer clothes. and i yelled at him and said "i can't believe you're making me do this today! YOUR HONOR!" i was so glad to hear my alarm go off because it made me go "oh good that wasn't real." lol.
― schwww im tired (harbl), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
did Lingbert and harbl ever kiss?
― Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 4 December 2008 06:46 (fifteen years ago) link
it was predicted...
linglips
― freudfriend (jergins), Thursday, 4 December 2008 06:54 (fifteen years ago) link
no
she kissed me upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
― Lingbert, Thursday, 4 December 2008 07:16 (fifteen years ago) link
i never kissed lingbert, what u heard was rumor and innuendo
― schwww im tired (harbl), Friday, 5 December 2008 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link
i haven't been having any dreams at all lately what is happeninggggggggg
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link
take one kava kava for best lucky dreams
― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link
I dreamt I was driving home from work, and as I pulled up to my house I saw that someone had constructed a big ass concrete speed bump at the base of my driveway. I hopped out of the car and started picking away at the obstacle with a hammer and chisel. A bunch of rotten, putrid fish fillets were embedded in the concrete, and I piled them up on the driveway as I worked. Once I finished the job, I chucked the fish into my neighbor's pool.
― ¡¡¡¡¡inverted exclamation!!!!! (unregistered), Monday, 8 December 2008 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link
I have not been never famous thus this I make l' intelligence of liitle me!
― f_rankle, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 08:49 (fifteen years ago) link
cool dream, jergins f_rankle
― harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link
i dreamt i had jury duty (i have never had jury duty) and i was going through the voir dire and the judge was asking me all this stuff like are you able to be impartial, are you able to apply the law fairly and i kept giving these really aggressive NO responses because i just wanted to get out of it
― harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
i dreamed i moved back to new england. when i saw my new room i knew it was where i was supposed to be...sunlight across the covers of the bed. what does it mean?
― yuon (jergins), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link
To dream of sunshine, indicates that you are experiencing some sort of emotional or situational breakthrough. You are headed on the right track.
― very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
To see your bed in your dream, represents you intimate self and discovery of your sexuality.
― very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
great news!!
― yuon (jergins), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Were your bedsheets (1) bunched up in moist, cozy, labial folds or (2) rolled up, sleeping bag style, into a firm, thick, pliable cylinder? I'm not trying to get freudian on you, but these little details fascinate me.
― sex organs of admittance (unregistered), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not trying to get freudian on you
suggest ban from ask dr freud
― harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Hello nice websit
I have had this dream where while an excellent star I watches the mrs. who does not know that me transport the purchase bags but d' other part I become a man of the goat before dell' shipment of ltter to a friend i ask you today what makes this average?
― f_rankle, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link
This as my dream!!!
― f_rankle, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link
f_rankle, were the purchase bags (1) bunched up in moist, cozy, labial folds or (2) rolled up, sleeping bag style, into a firm, thick, pliable cylinder?
― harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Hello nice f_rankle
― STILL GEETIKA IN 2009 (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
i had man of the goat dream every night for years, started drinking a bottle of orangina every night before prayers, never had man of the goat dream again
― sex organs of admittance (unregistered), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
congrat
― el bit, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link
awwwwww, thanks!
― sex organs of admittance (unregistered), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
i dreamt i was being scolded at length by a coffee shop employee for drinking coffee without any milk in it. he had an indian accent. what does my dream mean?
― harbl, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 12:44 (fifteen years ago) link
you racist
― very quotatious (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
i dreamed that i was showing off my apparently signed and illustrated copy of jesus lizard - down to someone, but i can't remember who. i don't even care about the album and never think about it in real life. what does that meen
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link
a dream represents a fulfilled wish
― harbl, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link