what does my dream mean?

i dreamt i was invited to a gay club night named JERKS. what does my dream mean?

i dreamt i met tehresa at the airport and she kept making fun of me. what does my dream mean?

This means I will probably attempt to be clever and snarky but you will be so superior you will fly by me with your wit.

dr. freud,
do i remember more of my dreams when i'm sick?

i almost wish i could get a fever just so i could have some interesting dreams. not having any work to do means i'm not tired and i don't dream and my life is not worth living w/o dreamzzzzz

I dreamt that I was trying to go to Malawi, but I wasn't sure if i was even at the right airport.

i once dreamt about trying to go to rwanda but in my dream i was calling it "rwanda and burundi" because i had been looking at a really old atlas which had them both as the same belgian colony. weird how that stuff comes through in your dreams.

a dream my teeth were rotting, corroding even. cavities all over the place and stuff being poked into them and hurting me. not like a normal teeth dream where they are falling out, this was just rapid decay faster than i could do anything about it ugh

this sounds like a case for dr. benjamin button.

i dreamt anderson cooper was selling merch and after a show he was trying to get my email address but only if it was aol. what does my dream mean?

we should hang out at the time warner center, obv!

c u at columbus circle

this is fucked up but i must have been mega tired and i slept 11 hours: i dreamt i was going to school but my school was in some semi-abandoned old brick building and you could climb into the attic from the building next door so i did, and there was a guy in there that i apparently knew and he was smoking w33d so i had some. in the dream i didn't get hi but it might be hard for a dream to show that. then i went downstairs into class and there was an announcement over a PA like "the worst school shooting ever is happening and everyone is going to die" (i don't remember the exact words but it was very hyperbolic and panicked like that) so we all went into the basement which i was thinking was the most obvious place to hide. it looked a lot like my parents' basement and i knew the best hiding place was behind some insulation under the stairs. we could hear gunshots over a walkie talkie. while i was hiding i remembered i had smoked a joint in the attic and part of it remained up there and i was afraid that when the building was searched after the shooting they would find it and test it for dna and i would be arrested. then i woke up and wondered for a few seconds whether it was real! scary dream.

what does my dream mean?

i had a dream that lil sis was dealing drugs and doing drugs and i had to go search her room and i found this stash of coke that was all hard still and hadn't been broken up so it was shaped like pieces of chalk but with flat sides instead of round and they were pointed at the end so they looked like writing utensils or maybe bullets i'm not sure. anyway, it was a very dramatic "i'm not doing drugs" scene and she was sort of wearing goth makeup which is lol bc she is such a hippyish free spirit most of the time and also everything was dark but the drugs were in a red bag. almost like white and red for the red cross. then i had to call the cops on her and also try to keep her from running away before they came. then i think the cops came and they didn't believe me.

i had a dream that i went to take the bar exam and we had to hand over our library cards to get into the exam and the guy would check our library records to make sure we had good character. he almost didn't let me in because he said some of the books i had taken out were "too political." i asked out of curiosity what kind of books would justify not allowing someone to take the bar exam and he said "lesbian fiction." good thing i haven't taken out any lesbian fiction!

i then had a dream i was renting an apartment that i really really liked but i wasn't sure i could afford it. i stepped outside to look at mountains from the back yard and i saw a mouse running toward the house. i had a cat and the cat chased it down and sunk its teeth into the mouse's neck. blood was spurting out. then another mouse came and the cat caught that one too. the cat ripped apart the second mouse and started to eat it. the mouse had whole frogs and other animals inside its stomach, like a snake would. why do i have so many dreams about killing mice?

i had a dream that i went to take the bar

I had a pedicure. The toenail polish was so heavy I could barely walk out of the shop. Was too embarrassed to ask for my money back.

three dreams:

a dream i had gone to nyc for nye (lol i would never do such a thing) with my brother, and we were flying home out of PHL. even though that is a weird place to fly out of from nyc, obviously, and if i went to nyc w/ my brother i would probably just drive "home" to my parents' house or take metro north so already that doesn't make sense. anyway we were at the airport and we hadn't packed our suitcases yet. it was like a scavenger hunt through the airport. our flight was leaving very soon but we had to find our luggage AND our clothes, then pack, check the bags, and get on the plane. so we were running around and he was faster than me. i eventually found my clothes in a locker room (locker rooms are a recurring theme in my dreams just like mice and rats), stuffed them into my suitcase, and ran ran ran to "gate 40." we couldn't find the gate because the gates were not in any logical order so when we got there the plane had already left and we were just standing there like "now what do we do?" when i woke up. i felt like i was panting when i woke up, from the exhilarating run through PHL. oh also in the dream PHL looked like a fancy hotel inside but i know irl it's like the shittiest large airport.

a dream some anti-abortion protesters were on my street holding huge signs and a lot of them were on my porch even though i repeatedly told them to get off the porch and that they were not welcome. i was yelling at them: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH CREEPS. then they decided to go to my gay next door neighbors' house and knock and i was like, "yeah those people aren't going to listen to you, they're gay. don't even bother," but the protesters didn't seem to get it, they were stupid and just looked at me quizzically and came back on my porch. so annoying.

the other dream i can't really remember except it involved a young up-and-coming politician who looked exactly like maxine waters lol wheretf does this shit come from?

dear dream diary,

my dreams have been really fragmented lately. i can't remember seem to remember them. wtf?

a dream i was on vacation with my parents in some U.S. city. this city had a large foreign population, so there were lots of different restaurants, and we wanted to eat. we were at some food court that looked a lot like a food court i have been to in montreal a long time ago. we decided to eat at a moroccan place (i think it was moroccan but actually i can't remember now). i wanted to try every kind of food. but it was not like real moroccan food! they had some really bizarre things on the menu. i really wanted to eat squid, so i ordered some, but the squid was supposed to be alive. also they warned they could sting you if you didn't eat them right, like jellyfish. also the squid looked more like leeches, and they were squirming. so it was basically a styrofoam cup of live leeches in broth, and i slurped them up. with gusto.

what does my dream mean?

To dream that you are traveling represents the path toward your life goals. It also parallels your daily routine and the way you progress.

To dream that you are eating squid indicates that you are feeling self-conscious and worry about how others perceive you. You may be finding it easier to isolate yourself instead of risking judgment from others.

To see or be bitten by leeches in your dream refers to something in your life that is draining the energy and vigor out of you.

this is a very symbolic dream! by eating the leeches, perhaps it means that whatever is draining the energy and vigor from you (school? stress? sandbox woes?) is also making you feel self-conscious or isolated. this is normal for someone coming to the end of their studies and preparing to embark on a new phase of her life. my own spin would be that eating the leeches is a way of addressing or trying to conquer your feelings, but i'm not sure if that is on point or not. alternately, eating could represent being consumed by these things. even though you are the one doing the consuming, you are filling yourself up with these vigor-draining little suckers. maria callas once ate a parasite in order to lose weight and further her career. perhaps your unconscious believes that by consuming these things, you will somehow become harder, better, faster, and/or stronger.

but i don't need to lose weight!

maybe you need to gain weight!

milk carton to milk jug in no time

i need a bigger butt

wonder what freud had to say about asses

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ugh ew no

now that i think about it they only looked like leeches. i don't remember them having leech-like mouths though. they might have just been slimy black worms.

i think it doesn't matter if they were leeches or worms, the fact that you thought they were leeches initially is significant.

what if they were just pieces of rubber in the shape of worms?

well rubber worms will certainly be harder to digest. maybe your problems are tougher than you think!

may i suggest colon blow

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Ugly Betty star America Ferrera and her golden retriever Buddy make a fetching pair while playing ball at a San Diego beach.
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― America & Buddy, Monday, November 10, 2008 7:10 AM (2 months ago)

real women have dogs

a dream my dad was playing some kind of dead pool game (but it wasn't a dead pool) and he predicted the death of a famous french woman whose name i can't remember. it was a name that looks normal in english but isn't pronounced like it looks. like francoise hardy but it wasn't her. anyway i was shocked and kept telling people of my dad's amazing skills.

I dreamt I was in an unfamiliar kitchen, cooking a pot of curry for a Christmas party. A few guests were milling about the room, including my sister, my grandfather, and A PONY -- brown, about shoulder height, just kinda standing in front of a cabinet grooming himself. At some point I left the curry to simmer, and I decided to head upstairs for a moment of rest. I took a few steps, and suddenly the pony lunged at me and managed to pin me beneath his two left legs. From a hunched-over standing position, I tried to wrench myself free, but the pony growled like a grumpy cat and wouldn't budge an inch. I called for help, but apparently all the guests had gone upstairs. As I struggled more, the pony started to literally unravel. What I thought was skin and fur and muscle was really just brown rope cleverly wound into the shape of a pony. The more I tugged at it, the more it unraveled, revealing a simple frame of dowels at its core. At last I was free, but the pony wasn't done with me yet. He started chasing me around the kitchen, and he didn't seem bothered by the long coils of rope that trailed behind him as he ran. Seconds later I made it to the kitchen door, and I hurried upstairs to tell my story to a roomful of very amused guests.

In an earlier dream last night, Hillary Clinton hugged me.

i am a very amused guest!

last night i dreamt that i was applying to law school all over again, and i decided i'd apply to yale. my personal statement was about dinosaurs. instead of just rejecting me, the reader of the statement marked it up and sent it back to me. at the end of it, he/she wrote in red pencil, "i don't know why you would choose to write about dinosaurs. what a boring topic."

Pshhh, as if interning for Jim Sokolove is a more interesting achievement than riding around the world on the back of a pterodactyl.

My Hillary Clinton dream was law related, actually. Hil was the defendant in a civil case (something to do with logging??). When she won the case, she went around hugging every single person in the courtroom audience. By the time she got to me, it seemed like she was just going through the motions, and it wasn't a very warm or passionate hug :-(

(my dreams are rarely this amusing)

haha hillary clinton cannot give warm or passionate hugs!

here's hoping my next dream proves you wrong

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what does that dreamboat mean

i'm asking YOU

Quick, what font is "He, he" written in? This is kinda important