"Let's just be friends"

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Why does my ex still want to be friends, when I have told him in very specific terms that the idea causes me serious emotional pain? Am I correct to say that this man is selfish for expecting me to put aside my feelings and be friends?

And do I have legitmate reason to put my booted foot so far up this man's ass that I leave a footprint on his tongue?

(Also, it's properly spelled "psychosis.")

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 3 March 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, first, I must thank you for fixing my typo. What credibility could I expect to garner with a mistake of this sort, eh?

You are correct to say that he is selfish. You have specifically told him that the platonic is unacceptable. That he is trying to maintain a close physical proximity shows that he enjoys the thoughts of re-enjoying the physical comforts that may once have been available. His motivation thusly seems to be a literal mental masturbation.

As he is making you an unwilling and un-enojoying partner in his sexual life, you have every reason to put a Doc Marten through his GI tract. I suggest that you try to avoid the prostate on your way up, thereby avoiding any possible accidental pleasure you may give him.

Sigmund Freud (SiggyBaby), Monday, 3 March 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)


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