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last night i had a dream. My best-friends dad has been dead for over a year and he was cremated. But in my dream my friend said his dads last wish was to be dropped from the sky - from an airoplane! Anyway, the urn crashed to the floor and his ashes went everywhere and then the most bizzare thing - we began throwing the urn around like an american football! WTF!?

― barry fat and bald, Sunday, 25 April 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic fear-of-death transcended. There is a joy here, that in death life goes on. Your use of the word American is significant. Because in American football, unlike Rugby football (and I'm guessing you are British from your spelling of the word aeroplane, even though you got it wrong) you can pass the ball forwards. You see? That urn (symbolic of your bodily soul-receptacle) can soar through the air in a forward direction! Think slo-mo! Think winning score! It's a happy dream!

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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