At one point in my dream the other night, I had just finished defecating. However, the toilet I used was not in any kind of enclosure and was in fact in a wide-open walkway. I felt really embarrassed because someone happened to be giving some kind of presentation right in front of me. There I was wiping my ass in front of all these people, and for some reason, no matter how many times I wiped, the TP kept coming up dirty. I just wanted to get out of there, but I couldn't do so with a dirty butt. Such shame I felt.
Later in a completely separate part of that same dream, I missed out on an opportunity to have sex with someone because I didn't act soon enough. I was so full of regret because she was interesting and beautiful and I had blown it again.
Another part of this dream involved me hiking through the woods, I think.
A confusing fream if there ever was one.
― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Friday, 17 March 2006 10:11 (nineteen years ago)