You have a brain tumor and your brain is trying to live out the life it always wanted, inside you dreams, before it finally kicks the bucket.
It was always your dream to date Seahawks running back Shaun Alexander. He works in Seattle and has been to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl, so this is the only reasonable answer, even though I'm unaware of his having heart problems (lol Madden curse foreshadowing?) And since your brain tumor will make it impossible for this to ever take place, at least you have the great escape of dreamland to make it happen. Kind of like a cosmic Make-a-Wish Foundation. Only much stupider.
― Mahatma Blondie (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago)