Boyfriend nasty breeding habit

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The other day I had another dream that my bf has made a woman (who was not me) pregnant. Last week he had knocked up my neighbour, the other night it was a friend who has recently told me she is pregnant. The neighbour is quite unattractive, whereas my friend is one of those disgusting blonde-haired, blue-eyed creatures who I make fun of because she is not as bright as me (only behind her back of course) and yet secretly am jealous of because she gets so much attention. (By the way she's not really better looking then me (maybe just a little) but blonde women always get all the attention).
Anyway what does this dream mean? I'm sure he's not cheating on me, is he hiding someone else? Do I want to get pregnant? Am I disguising my own desires to bonk my female companions?

― Anna., Tuesday, 4 February 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, the primordial competition for breeding stock. Your dream hints at a competition with your blonde friend and unattractive neighbour. You grudgingly admit to your friend being “a little” more attractive than you. Your neighbour has the advantage of proximity to your selected breeder despite her aesthetic handicaps.

Despite its procreative overtones, I don’t believe that your dream literally means that you desire to become pregnant. And because of its procreative overtones, I don’t believe that the dream is suggesting that you bonk your neighbour. By asking of a worry that he “is hiding someone else,” you admit the dream’s significance as a desire to further cement your relationship.

I suggest that because of your “own desires to bonk” someone, that you engage in a public bonk-a-thon with your selected breeding stock, thereby publicly claiming his genetic material as yours only. Of course, you’ll have to beware of the local constabulary.

― Sigmund Freud (SiggyBaby), Friday, 7 February 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

How about learning to share

― JS, Saturday, 8 February 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, are you speaking of the dream of pregnancy as a metaphor for greed? I doubt this as her friend is recently pregnant, therefore the ideation is common in her unconscious. For the dream to be about “learning to share,” I think that pregnancy must be unique to the dream.
Or are you asking to share in the bonk-a-thon?

― Sigmund Freud (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean learn to share your bf with your neighbour

― JS, Thursday, 13 February 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmph. Next you'll be asking me to share my husband with my neighbour too.

― Anna., Friday, 14 February 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

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