Defend the indefensible: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('03)

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Go ahead, try to defend this steamy pile of crap. It doesn't have to be a "defense" exactly. For example, I'll say that the fairly-universal negative reaction may have made a lot of music video directors think twice about helming features.

― Sean D. (Sean the guy), Friday, 26 March 2004 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

the rarely used through-the-whole-in-the-head shot

― um...., Friday, 26 March 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean the whole through-the-hole-in-your-head shot

i'm going to the ask a drunk thread now
carry on

― whoops, Friday, 26 March 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Jessica Biel or whatever-her-name is. The cinematography seemed to be specifically planned around her.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Jessica Biel does look good in a cowboy hat.

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 27 March 2004 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

and wifebeater

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 27 March 2004 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah she does.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 March 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i would rather see biel in 7th heaven than watch texas chainsaw massacre again.

worst movie of 2003, bar none.

― todd swiss (eliti), Sunday, 28 March 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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