very corny Y/N?
― 'Mabus' from the hilarious Nostradamus prophecies (Batty), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:39 (seventeen years ago)
<3 this ridiculous movie
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:54 (seventeen years ago)
Great idea, make a movie about a videogame in the style of corny, poorly acted and badly plotted videogame cutscenes. Great execution, get the laffs by playing it totally straight. A+ high fives all round.
― ledge, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:22 (seventeen years ago)
^^ couldn't believe this was the approach they'd taken when i started watching it, seems like a concept that would go badly wrong but they nail it
― Suggesteban Buttez (jabba hands), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:37 (seventeen years ago)
thought this was a thread for http://i37.tinypic.com/1zew6is.jpg
― you brought me home to this funky house (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:39 (seventeen years ago)
There are some deliberately bad accents with varying badness depending on which twist is in play. At the very end, I think Jude Law reverts to his natural speaking voice. I'm pretty sure this was intentional.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 00:56 (seventeen years ago)
i love this movie so hard its actually kinda tough for me to talk abt it
― Lafayette Lever hi wtf (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 00:57 (seventeen years ago)
also jennifer jason leigh is hot
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:00 (seventeen years ago)
when people ask me what cronenberg to watch i usually recommend dead ringers but really i want to say existenz
― Lafayette Lever hi wtf (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:01 (seventeen years ago)
existenz is always the right answer
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:03 (seventeen years ago)
yah but people might think its dumb and hate david cronenberg forever - i figure you know they can work their way up to it but its not beginner material
― Lafayette Lever hi wtf (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:05 (seventeen years ago)
fwiw this is the only cronenberg movie i have ever seen
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:07 (seventeen years ago)
I think people should start with Rabid.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)
ha what hoos see them all ffs (except crash do not see crash)
― Lafayette Lever hi wtf (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)
i kno right the synopsis is all i need
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)
a seedy flick through the novel at minor age is all you need
― country matters, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)
some of that shit is burned into my skull
stop talking about crash and start talking about how awesome this movie is
― Lamp, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:10 (seventeen years ago)
yr totly right 100% bro
― Lafayette Lever hi wtf (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:11 (seventeen years ago)
existenz ruwlz
i watched this 3 times in a row once
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:11 (seventeen years ago)
haha waht u crazy beautiful motherfucker
― Lafayette Lever hi wtf (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:12 (seventeen years ago)
my parents bought me a DVD player for my birthday in 1999 and this and dark city were the first DVDs i ever bought.
― Lamp, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:13 (seventeen years ago)
srsly when i was 16 i thought this was the best movie of all time, no joke.
― Lamp, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:14 (seventeen years ago)
this ex-bro made me watch the extended cut of fellowship of the ring and i said motherfucker we will now watch one movie multiple times to cumulatively equal the length of that lobotomy you just made me watch and that movie will be existenz which makes the matrix looks like childs play imo!!
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:15 (seventeen years ago)
have found online stream, will possibly join the club
― country matters, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:16 (seventeen years ago)
16 y/o lamp otm
― Lafayette Lever hi wtf (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:16 (seventeen years ago)
"makes the matrix look like childs play imo!!" is a totally horrible way to describe a film, I would expect something completely abominable from that
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:31 (seventeen years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DZCKAEW3L._SL500_AA280_.jpg
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:36 (seventeen years ago)
so booya u kno
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:41 (seventeen years ago)
Ted: But you know, I do feel the urge to kill someone here.Allegra: Who?Ted: I need to kill our waiter.Allegra: Oh. Well that makes sense. Um, waiter! Waiter!
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:23 (seventeen years ago)
Ted: eXistenZ is paused!
^^^^^^^^ so many roffles at this line
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:32 (seventeen years ago)
yeah that line and its immediate slapstick payoff are terrific
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:49 (seventeen years ago)
Wait, what was wrong with crash? I didn't like it but I don't have any reasons why, except maybe I was expecting spader to literally hump a car. Existenz is great but there's a lot of crumminess/canadianness? in it that it felt like watching stargate-sg1 sometimes.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)
HOOS if you like this you need to see Videodrome
― You go, Squirrel TM (latebloomer), Monday, 15 December 2008 08:37 (seventeen years ago)
eXiZ is classic material imo
― the cream of some young guy (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 15 December 2008 08:47 (seventeen years ago)
Watching this right now. So hilariously, amazingly good.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)
"Are we still in the game?"
― if i have a child i will name it satan (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)