How to fend off a large group of attackers -- WHO HAVE THE GALL TO ATTACK IN UNISON

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Next week, I'm going crimefighting, but I realized that because the common criminal is weak, he often clusters with other like scum. So, to hone my unstoppable fighting technique, what widely available martial arts films should I research?

― Leeeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

in case you need to do crazy shit like jumping over walls and through fire you should see the latest thing from Thailand: "Ong Bak"
in case you wanna look stupid and make kids laugh while defeating the enemy, but not killing him, you should try some Jackie Chan stuff.
in case you plan on going to a prison in russia, where the guards are gonna have you fight against big-ass growling russians, watch "In Hell" (it has Van Damme and is crap.)
in case you re gonna fight a lot of freaks with your katana and have blood spilled all over you, "Kill Bill" is your film.

― aeh (aeh), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

"Crippled Masters." When you can learn to do it without the use of your arms, you'll be a crimefighting legend.

― Anthony (Anthony F), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

You idiots, I got killed!

Recommendations, please.

― Leeeeeeee (Leee), Friday, 5 August 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

LEGEND OF THE WOLF for fighting people while running at top speed
FIST OF FURY for nunchakus
FIST OF LEGEND and POOTIE TANG for belt-fu

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Saturday, 6 August 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

OLD BOY for hammers, obv

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Saturday, 6 August 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

THE BAREFOOT KID: brooms
DAO - THE BLADE: one arm, half a sword, enemies on horseback
FIST OF THE NORTH STAR anime: roomsful of mutant beefcake diced by fingertip magic

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Saturday, 6 August 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

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