Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought I'd be writing you, but I was just watching "The Secret Of My Success" in the theatre with a date, and when Michael J. Fox made his screen entrance she started orgasming repeatedly! You'd think this would be rather sexy but it was actually quite embarrassing. She was loud enough that the usher asked us to leave, and the entire theatre gave us dirty looks as we skulked out. While not the worst date I've ever had, it was easily the second worst, although I don't doubt with my luck I'll have an even worse date with someone before I finally settle down! P.S., I really have no earthly idea why I'm writing this to you, it's not your sort of story at all, despite its focus on loud female orgasming.
― Young Haikunym (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 06:22 (nineteen years ago)