Worst of the web: Crappysavior.jpg edition. (a picture thread)

Rules for the phone.

How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Press "1" for English.

Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English

And remember only two defining forces have ever
Offered to die for you,

Jesus Christ
And the American Soldier.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

If you agree......keep it going

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

Aww, I like the "doggie in heaven with Jesus" one.

And the trucker "Always With You" one is my fave.

― kingfish, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://i13.tinypic.com/4zd58c3.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

jesus is like pie: pretty good, but better with a dollop of cool whip! jesus is like maxwell house: good to the last drop. jesus is like, uh..

― andrew m., Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://yoism.reality-movement.org/images/Penn&Teller/JesusToast.JPG=http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/68/041_24_059~Zig-Zag-Man-Posters.jpg??!!

― andrew m., Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

(Do non-crappy savior images actually exist?)

-- StanM, Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:29 AM (3 hours ago)

medieval/renaissance art to thread?

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

best thread in any possible universe anywhere, evah by the way

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://mccoy.lib.siu.edu/jmccall/otherafricas/img/blood-of-jesus.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/can%20you%20see%20jesus.jpg

― aldo, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

OMG

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

i'll never tire of this one:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/preacher.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

xxpost omg

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

I'm kind of mesmerised by Aldo's.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if it would make an appropriate Mass card.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

That has to be from worth1000 or similar!

It depends on if you liked the deceased or not, I suppose...

― kv_nol, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

― G00blar, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/mormons.JPG
http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/imus.JPG

from loljesus.com. I know...

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

[img][Removed Illegal Link]

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

before:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/bodybuilder.jpg

after:

http://i8.tinypic.com/6aukcuv.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

black jesus one not even close to funny

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://qandablog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/showerjesus1_1.jpg

SHOWER JESUS

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nbc11.com/2006/0804/9631632_240X180.jpg

JESUS SHRIMP

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nbc11.com/2005/1027/5188858_400X300.jpg

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

There's something kind of poignant about ghostly Jesus in the gym there. It's as if he wishes he could pump iron too, but he can't because he is ghostly.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

nah, he's just taking the piss out of those two guys

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

he truly is everywhere

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

warning - armfuls of aborted children
http://www.ycvf.org/images/email/patronaborted.jpg

― negotiable, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

nah, he's just taking the piss out of those two guys

I don't know, he's looking a little chunky around the ghostly face there. I reckon he could use a workout.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

to me he has that expression like he's holding his breath to keep himself from busting out laughing

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

xxpost Shame to let all those white babies go to waste.

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, you're right. xp

warning - armfuls of aborted children

For someone who's meant to be looking after them, she's dropping an awful lot of them. Is she juggling them?

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

THERE'S JUST TOO MANY :"(

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

that is totally Slayer's next album cover

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

the thing i love about the preacher + jesus image is that it looks as if jesus was a retarded kid imitating the preacher's movements

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

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