Worst of the web: Crappysavior.jpg edition. (a picture thread)

Rules for the phone.

How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Press "1" for English.

Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English

And remember only two defining forces have ever
Offered to die for you,

Jesus Christ
And the American Soldier.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

If you agree......keep it going

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Aww, I like the "doggie in heaven with Jesus" one.

And the trucker "Always With You" one is my fave.

― kingfish, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i13.tinypic.com/4zd58c3.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus is like pie: pretty good, but better with a dollop of cool whip! jesus is like maxwell house: good to the last drop. jesus is like, uh..

― andrew m., Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://yoism.reality-movement.org/images/Penn&Teller/JesusToast.JPG=http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/68/041_24_059~Zig-Zag-Man-Posters.jpg??!!

― andrew m., Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

(Do non-crappy savior images actually exist?)

-- StanM, Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:29 AM (3 hours ago)

medieval/renaissance art to thread?

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

best thread in any possible universe anywhere, evah by the way

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://mccoy.lib.siu.edu/jmccall/otherafricas/img/blood-of-jesus.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/can%20you%20see%20jesus.jpg

― aldo, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll never tire of this one:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/preacher.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

xxpost omg

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm kind of mesmerised by Aldo's.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder if it would make an appropriate Mass card.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

That has to be from worth1000 or similar!

It depends on if you liked the deceased or not, I suppose...

― kv_nol, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

― G00blar, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/mormons.JPG
http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/imus.JPG

from loljesus.com. I know...

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

before:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/bodybuilder.jpg

after:

http://i8.tinypic.com/6aukcuv.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

black jesus one not even close to funny

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://qandablog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/showerjesus1_1.jpg

SHOWER JESUS

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nbc11.com/2006/0804/9631632_240X180.jpg

JESUS SHRIMP

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nbc11.com/2005/1027/5188858_400X300.jpg

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

There's something kind of poignant about ghostly Jesus in the gym there. It's as if he wishes he could pump iron too, but he can't because he is ghostly.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

nah, he's just taking the piss out of those two guys

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

he truly is everywhere

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

warning - armfuls of aborted children
http://www.ycvf.org/images/email/patronaborted.jpg

― negotiable, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

nah, he's just taking the piss out of those two guys

I don't know, he's looking a little chunky around the ghostly face there. I reckon he could use a workout.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

to me he has that expression like he's holding his breath to keep himself from busting out laughing

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

xxpost Shame to let all those white babies go to waste.

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, you're right. xp

warning - armfuls of aborted children

For someone who's meant to be looking after them, she's dropping an awful lot of them. Is she juggling them?

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

THERE'S JUST TOO MANY :"(

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

that is totally Slayer's next album cover

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

the thing i love about the preacher + jesus image is that it looks as if jesus was a retarded kid imitating the preacher's movements

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes! But a lot of them look that way to me.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-08/cooked-jesus-slices.jpg

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/06/05/jesuspan.jpg

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"I could be a preacher. I could do that. Go on, gis a job."

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/patronabortedcopy.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i think she just spotted a kitten

― negotiable, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I am in awe of dog's butthole Jesus. You have to tell me if that's a photoshop because if it's not, I think I am going to start going to church.

PS: Put the image of Jesus RIGHT ON FOOD!

― Jenny, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I just found it under a GIS for 'jesus'. This may be because it's the first thing people say when they see it.

― aldo, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://whytheluckystiff.net/i.content/pet.portrait-jesus.beckons.cat.jpg

― Caledonia, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

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