ITT: ILX posters casually mentioning ilicit or dangerous hobbies they engage in in an attempt to sound cool

admirable attempt

I have tried to avoid this

Well, lucky you, probably lazed around today with an occasional run
to the bathroom

(I recently had a section of my colon removed...)

-- Pleasant Plains, Sunday, July 22, 2007 11:48 PM (Sunday, July 22, 2007 11:48 PM) Bookmark Link

I do the crack thing all the time cos I'm a dick.

Also high.

smoking crack with nodle vague is a popular hobby of mine :(

time to admit my prablams

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/wettner/Shifty.jpg

i fuck more girls and take more drugs than you
-- charltonlido (gareth), Friday, June 17, 2005 6:50 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Hi Chaki.

Got a pig of a hangover today. Went to see a 2 Tone covers band last night. You would've digged them, I think.

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=63&threadid=803

Oh, I'm a pleasant enough person in the flesh space. Taking a visit, it seems like people are a little more amenable in DC Cab... a little bland, but nicer. NYC has this dark spirit and when you live there long enough it takes you over, maaan.

-- burt_stanton, Saturday, March 29, 2008 2:54 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

It's 6:07 a.m. I've been awake since noon yesterday. I partied tonight and am still awake from it (I did some coke). I'm probably going to sleep in an hour or two, but then again, I'm not tired, exactly.

You?

-- Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, June 20, 2004 5:08 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^^first post on thread, possibly started to casually mention ilicit hobby

i drink so much soda-- probably 8-10 cans a week :(

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, March 30, 2008 11:17 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha a week ago I walked into the bar where Matos was djing and the first thing he says to me is "I'M ON ACID!"

lololololo

"what's this dj set like?"
"it's like Matos - ON ACID!"

lool

it was a good set

http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/2005/08/16/cocaine_and_weight_loss.php

I am addicted to coca cola

demented. i had police in my house and shit once and it was just blatant what we'd been up to, but they just asked if i had a job and fucked off when i said yes. didnt even confiscate, yo.
-- g-kit (g-kit), Monday, February 10, 2003 8:02 AM (5 years ago)

the mean streets of leigh-on-sea

it was just blatant what we'd been up to

getting butthurt and pass-agg on the internet is not a criminal offence.

(BTW, anyone who reads this thread is clearly and idiot, I had to explain to my GF why I wasted 20 minutes reading it, and do you know what, I couldn't)

-- Ed, Monday, 7 April 2008 09:59 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

"...as I was just saying to my GIRLFRIEND" is a separate phenomenon, surely

I mean I know girlfriends are dangerous/illicit hobbies when they're yours

HUHT

So it's 10PM and you got a craving for some "Buffalo Stance", then you queue up a couple more bangers in Winamp, then a couple more, then maybe you wonder if the first Police album is as good as its singles... Before you know it, it's pushing 3AM and you've got to be up in four hours.

-- Bodrick III, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 21:23 (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

unfortunately girls smoking weed usually just look hilarious
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/243/522474622_cbfa60f36d.jpg
-- bell_labs, Friday, March 28, 2008 6:58 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

lolololol noodle

Classic. Last night I was gonna lose sleep studying for an exam, but it was much more fun to watch all the rare Afghan Whigs footage on YouTube than to study constantly. And besides, it kept me alert until about 4 AM, and I think I did well on the exam, so there.

-- stephen, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 21:33 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dude this whole thread's gonna be solid gold easy action

o shi what we need is lj liveblogging his finals.

this is like C/D: using the crosswalk while the hand is showing

And besides, it kept me alert until about 4 AM, and I think I did well on the exam, so there.

totally unrepentant, like keith richards

hahas

on cocaine vs. ecstasy poll

Correct winner. Should've been by a far higher margin, though.

-- chap, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 4:59 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Boning someone you're not particularly attracted to just because - C/D?

lol i'm going to get killed by militias

Acid + GWAR = bad trip.

-- luna (luna.c), Tuesday, February 3, 2004 4:15 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

I guess I just couldn't hang. Gone are the days I could drink triple shots... Alas. I mourn my misspent youth.

-- luna (luna.c), Tuesday, August 26, 2003 3:56 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Where my beer bong?

-- luna (luna.c), Tuesday, August 26, 2003 3:59 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

in your trunk

ha, I'm picking up 2 grams in about 15 minutes, it so happens. Everytime I've got an eightball (3.5g) something shitty happens, so I, y'know, practice moderation.
-- Aaron A., Friday, July 16, 2004 9:59 AM (3 years ago)

(3.5g)

(3.5g)

(2.5g + borax rerocked)

keep my name out this thread r ilx won't run no more

right you are, mkcaine.

I'd post a funny picture if this were on crutis' board

the last two years my tax return has hit my bank account on a friday when i've been out of town for rock n' roll reasons. both years it was gone before i got back to chicago.

stimulating the economy a half gram at a time.

-- chicago kevin

haha such a great picture OH WELL

omg that is priceless

Not even when I'm old and retired? bitches.

you;ll have a prescription by then.

Is there a thread for being the dumper...? That can be pretty stressful as well sometimes. Especially if the person is already the frail and insecure type (I'm speaking from recent experience here)...

-- the next grozart, Monday, April 28, 2008 6:25 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

drunk tombot is the highest person on ILX so I can only imagine what smoking weed would do to his posts

hahaha oh god I was really stoned when I started this, so of course I forgot that TVOTR won, duh.

-- Matos W.K., Friday, December 14, 2007 4:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

I have shotgunned a beer or several - in fact I'm not sure I didn't at lunch today

-- luna (luna.c), Wednesday, April 23, 2003 4:24 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ she would've been all over the "rubbing one out at work" threads.

with pics

RIP: Albert Hofmann

i have smoked at the old boston garden! not sure if it was allowed but EVERYONE was doing it.

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, May 1, 2008 12:17 PM (1 hour ago)

I AM UP LATER THAN ALL OF YOU

speaking of Poles, my gf, who is Polish, always LOLs whenever someone on the telly tries to pronounce the name of Man U reserve goalkeeper Tomasz Kuszczak. They usually say "Cusack" or similar, it is "Kooshz-chak".

-- Grandpont Genie, Friday, 9 May 2008 12:13 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you're looking for the BRAGGIN thread, surely? unless there's an alternative pronunciation of kuszczak that could make you chew your tongue off or something?

thread is spiritual cousin of HAY GUYYYYYYYS I'M I'M GETTING LAAAAAAAAYED

(as I was just clarifying to my girlfriend, funnily enough)

thread is spiritual cousin of HAY GUYYYYYYYS I'M I'M GETTING LAAAAAAAAYED

-- MPx4A, 09 May 2008 12:02 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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(as I was just clarifying to my girlfriend, funnily enough)

-- MPx4A, 09 May 2008 12:02 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

consistency is paramount.

marcello has a girlfriend!?

hi chaki!

hey buddy

gettin laid is dangerous/illicit?

In your world

have you not seen his gf's vagina?

"Teeth" is a coming-of-age tale done in the spirit of "Carrie" (1976) in that it carefully examines a young girl becoming a woman. But "Carrie" had a twist: the protagonist Carrie White developed psychic powers, which she then used against the classmates who persistently tormented her. "Teeth" has a similar premise, one that's likely to instill castration anxiety in any oversexed male who watches it.

"Teeth" introduces the concept - for a wider audience - of "vagina dentata" (when translated from Latin, literally means "toothed vagina," as in females having a nifty set of teeth between their legs), the same vagina dentata of ancient mythology given to women as a physical advantage during sexual intercourse and is meant to ward off men from having sex with strange women and instill harsh feelings of castration anxiety in those oversexed men. Writer/director Mitchell Lichtenstein takes his cues from "Carrie" and that ancient mythology to form the basis of his directorial debut; many may not know that "Teeth" is itself a remake of a small Japanese film called "Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy" (2004) (I actually had to laugh at that title).

As a 22-year-old male virgin, some of what I saw in this picture is quite shocking and had me squirming in my seat on more than one occasion, trying to hold on to my manhood (so to speak) and enjoy a well-crafted coming-of-age horror-comedy. But the movie isn't about male-bashing, nor is it really about female empowerment. If you look hard enough, the movie is really about sexual violence, that is violence perpetrated by men upon women and vice versa. In this cinematic battle of the sexes, no one is really favored to win, although it's obvious that most men, young and old, will think twice about having sex with the film's female protagonist by the time the credits begin to roll.

The young heroine of "Teeth" is Dawn (Sundance Award-winner for Best Actress and - who some have called - Meryl Streep-in-training, Jess Weixler), a "pretty but prim" high school virgin who is hanging on to her sexual purity for dear life. In a tightly-knit Midwestern community that has ominous smoke stacks from the local chemical plant looming in the background, Dawn is the shining Christian example of abstinence at her school, where young men and women alike face all sorts of pressures to explore each others' bodies and let go of their virginity. In sex education courses, textbooks are featured that have taped-over diagrams of female genitalia but not male genitalia (a sexist double-standard?).

Things aren't much better at home. The film opens with a rather disturbing childhood incident between Dawn and her step-brother Brad that renders him without the tip of one of his fingers. Now an adult, the psychotic and heavily tattooed Brad (John Hensley) spends his days doing his girlfriend in his bedroom while harboring incestuous feelings toward Dawn.

Dawn only feels the sexual urges to let go of chastity getting stronger when she begins dating the like-minded Tobey (Hale Appleman), who eventually confesses to her that he's not a virgin; she isn't put off by the news, however. One thing leads to another and the two wind up in the sack, but when she rejects him, he forces himself upon her and - chomp! - no more Mr. Willy-Willy for Tobey. It is at this point that any males in the audience are likely to start squirming in their seats when they realize that Dawn has been gifted - or cursed? - with the Toothed Vagina of ancient mythology, and she then begins to use this new physical ability to her advantage against the horny young men who try to get in her pants without her express permission.

"Teeth" is not a particularly well-written first feature, since it can't decide what it wants to be - a horror film, a comedy, or a mix of both - and this is the film's only really big weakness. So, we have to take it for what it is: a horror-comedy. Jess Weixler is phenomenal; I'm not sure if she's really a young Meryl Streep-in-training, but she is a young actress to keep an eye out for and her Sundance award for Best Actress was well-deserved. Like Carrie, you sympathize with the heroine, even as she comes to terms with her new physical ability and blossoming sexuality, and uses them both against her tormentors. I've already pointed out the parallels to Carrie White, but it is pretty clear Lichtenstein is familiar with that story to at least draw some distinctions from that and "Killer Pussy."

The film never really explores the extent of Dawn's Toothed Vagina or how she even achieved it, although there are a few clues here and there. It can be inferred that the vagina dentata are perhaps the next stage in the evolution of the female body (as explained in biology class). Or, are they simply a mutation caused by exposure to harmful chemicals put in the air by the local chemical plant? It's never really explained, and that's a good thing. Lastly, "Teeth" also has a lot of exposed flesh - male and female - and some pretty gruesome special effects sequences (though, weirdly enough, we never actually see Dawn's gift) that'll have any oversexed guys out there thinking twice about asking that pretty but strange new girl out for a date.

OM NOM NOM NOM

indeed

just starting to get a feel for the way of the revivalist

Taking Sides: Crack vs. Crank

eh, i could resist it and i try. but when i'm being personally attacked (^^^) it becomes difficult. especially when i'm at work and can't just go take a bong rip and watch dvds.

-- ian, Saturday, 17 May 2008 01:01 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Link

In college I was fined fifty dollars for printing out twenty copies of a four hundred page FAQ (Cerebus, IIRC) on twenty different dot matrix printers and basically shutting down the computer lab when half of them jammed.

-- forksclovetofu, Monday, May 19, 2008 2:40 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d2/unsecured/media/314138/314138_342163658_06b1bd9a48c8f959ceb087ab344cdacfa4fcfb77.jpg

I remember wrapping a kid called Ben in toilet roll and then clingfilm in halls during my first year at university.

-- Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 11:54 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

students eh? craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy!

And I remember May 2007, a very weary day travelling home via the DLT cos of a bomb scare or chemical spill or whatever elsewhere - god, what a dire weary night it was - to make it home in about the 40th minute and crack one of the Grolsches I'd stocked up on.

-- the pinefox, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 14:59

lolz at my hardcore college lifestyle.

it's 2am, you've been up for two days straight and the crystal meth is wearing off; you need sleep, what album do you put on to lull yourself into a deep alpha state...?

I'm not gonna get into disclosing on a public board under my own name but:

have you, or anyone you know or have ever heard of, been involved in a dangerous, unstable love affair that challenges identities and cauterizes the senses.

I don't have the faintest what "cauterizing the senses" might involve but relationships that 1) were genuinely dangerous to my physical health and 2) did a fucking number on my identity, umm, yeah, anybody who hasn't had one or two of those hasn't really lived IMO

-- J0hn D.

He's talking about the dude from The Hold Steady, right?

Porn: Classic or Dud?

test

Lol Dom

ok well im super drunk right now after playing bass in an awesome metal show and i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this:

-- chaki, Thursday, 29 May 2008 09:41 (2 hours ago) Link

you know he's going to say "I posted that just so you guys would c&p it to other threads"

Dom Passantino (London) wrote
at 12:31pm on February 18th, 2008
Just realised I've fucked three people in this group. That's depressing.
Report

WELCOME BACK

ALSO DON'T DO THAT

OH SHI--
http://www.cvphysiology.com/Arrhythmias/A008_Reentry.gif

:D :D :D A+ first post

Nick, Agaetis Byrjun would be pretty excellent on those chest-high speakers you got. Loud. In the dark. With the drugs.

-- kenan, Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:47 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Sigur Ros + drugs of any sort = laughable

-- stephen, Thursday, May 29, 2008 7:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

People snarkily making jokes about taking drugs to music = predictable.

-- talrose, Thursday, May 29, 2008 8:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Why would you assume I was making a joke at all? Much less a snarky one? I like the band, ok, they're often lovely, and yes, I do indeed believe, in all sincerity, that mild to mid-grade hallucinogens would perfectly suit a dedicated listening.

Not that I have tried it. I'm more of an uppers/free-jazz guy lately.

-- kenan, Thursday, May 29, 2008 8:26 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

My girlfriend still reps for My Life Story, Rialto, The Divine Comedy and the like. It's the type of stuff she has on pre-recorded cassette.

-- Raw Patrick, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:26 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah library sex is pretty cool

-- Jordan, Thursday, December 27, 2007 2:59 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link