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Not to be confused with zing , this thread is for the zings that simply don't care enough to even try.

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Poll Closing Date: Saturday, April 5, 2008 4:00 PM

Humourless dudes talking about indie
Humourless dudes talking about dance music
Humourless dudes talking about R&B

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, March 28, 2008 3:34 PM (Friday, March 28, 2008 3:34 PM) Bookmark Link

Where is "Dom threads"

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, March 28, 2008 3:51 PM (Friday, March 28, 2008 3:51 PM) Bookmark Link

― The Reverend, Friday, 28 March 2008 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

I think this band is #1 on my list of bands whose album covers I can remember most vividly without ever having heard a note of their music

-- J0hn D., Friday, 28 March 2008 12:41 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

like that one band with the cloud on one cover and the tree on the other one

-- and what, Friday, 28 March 2008 12:43 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 28 March 2008 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

Lazy and racist:


lol, I was trying to post this:
http://blog.wired.com/underwire/images/2008/03/27/emokids.jpg

-- jaymc, Friday, March 28, 2008 2:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

is that chaki?

-- tehresa, Friday, March 28, 2008 2:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― chaki, Friday, 28 March 2008 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

weird, why did I think Landau was dead? he would be great for Wolfie

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, March 27, 2008 6:58 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

lol Shakey i dunno

-- gr8080, Friday, March 28, 2008 11:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Friday, 28 March 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― J0rdan S., Friday, 28 March 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

rev you know we did this like 6 months ago right:

lazy zing catalog

― gr8080, Friday, 28 March 2008 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

this is a lil diff if we c/p posts instead of just like, recite memes over and over

― J0rdan S., Friday, 28 March 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

yes this is a zingdex not hypotheticals.

― chaki, Friday, 28 March 2008 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

exactly

― The Reverend, Friday, 28 March 2008 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

I want concrete evidence of lazy zings.

― The Reverend, Friday, 28 March 2008 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

i love that thread

― gr8080, Friday, 28 March 2008 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

lazy zing catalog is a top 20 thread of all time, easy

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 28 March 2008 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

chaki can we be really lazy and just do them as them come up -- no old posts.

― felicity, Saturday, 29 March 2008 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

what?

― chaki, Saturday, 29 March 2008 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

yeah like no posting "lazy zing from February 12, 2004 in thread gershy just revived and I only just read now."

You know, to motivate a higher quality of zing.

― felicity, Saturday, 29 March 2008 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

oh... i dont think there are any rules, mz. r. do whatchalike.

― chaki, Saturday, 29 March 2008 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

oh ok thanks

― felicity, Saturday, 29 March 2008 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

"lazy zing from February 12, 2004 in thread gershy just revived and I only just read now."

― gershy, Saturday, 29 March 2008 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

No bro that's your thing. Not a zing at anyone.

― felicity, Saturday, 29 March 2008 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

And so Jag came, baptizing in the sub-board region and preaching a baptism of repentance for the forgiveness of zings. The whole Ask Chaki countryside and all the people of IDME went out to him. Confessing their sins, they were baptized by him in the Meta River. Jag wore clothing made of KBP's hair, with a LOL Britpop belt around his waist, and he ate locusts and wild Chaki.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, March 29, 2008 2:53 AM (Saturday, March 29, 2008 2:53 AM) Bookmark Link

YOU were custos???!!!???

-- banriquit, Saturday, March 29, 2008 2:55 AM (Saturday, March 29, 2008 2:55 AM) Bookmark Link

― The Reverend, Saturday, 29 March 2008 10:30 (eighteen years ago)

i like that zing.

― estela, Saturday, 29 March 2008 10:40 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I like when the Rev. does his Bible schtick

― felicity, Saturday, 29 March 2008 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

whoah lazy me that was HOOS

― felicity, Saturday, 29 March 2008 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

Im afraid I dont see what your post adds to the discussion Jordan?

-- Vobbe, Monday, March 31, 2008 12:38 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― felicity, Monday, 31 March 2008 08:15 (eighteen years ago)

the problem with the article is that its not svelte enough

-- max, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:08 PM (Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:08 PM) Bookmark Link

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

such a great word tho

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't say "svelte" zings are bad, just lazy.

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

Is There A Tutorial On How To Post Images and Photographs?

I'm not very tech-savvy, and I doubt I'd use these options often, but it would be nice to be able to, from time-to-time, post an image, photograph or even one of those moving-image .gif's I see on various threads. Is there a tutorial of some sort for these things?

Sorry to ask the dumb question(s).

-- Daniel, Esq., Monday, March 31, 2008 5:29 PM (Monday, March 31, 2008 5:29 PM) Bookmark Link

just ask scott seward

-- gershy, Monday, March 31, 2008 6:56 PM (Monday, March 31, 2008 6:56 PM) Bookmark Link

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

daniel's a bro but wtf

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

not really a zing </butthurt>

― gershy, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

to clarify: it's a lazy zing of skot, not a lazy zing of Daniel

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

deeznuts is a fucking douche

-- banriquit, Monday, April 7, 2008 3:54 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

i call it how i see it

― banriquit, Monday, 7 April 2008 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes you have to call a douche a douche

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

Enrique: The Man Who Calls It Down The Middle

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

when did manage to work baseball refs into his zings

― deeznuts, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

i honestly have never noticed either banquiuit or roberto until today/yesterday btw, sry guys NOT

― deeznuts, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

probably explains this hollow feeling inside me

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

i didnt mean that as a zing roberto i just dont get why either of you guys are on my ass but then no one has been making any fucking sense this week

― deeznuts, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://maximumbob.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/shrug.jpg

― chaki, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

deez, it's coz you're kind of sockpuppetitious.

― banriquit, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://maximumbob.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/shrug.jpg

― deeznuts, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

you turn up when there's drama and seem to know all about it.

― banriquit, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

Being called a sockpuppet is a giant compliment.

― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

you should know

― banriquit, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

dude are you serious???

assuming you are, me teasing max about being a stoner = superior knowledge or something??

i genuinely have no idea wtf yr talking about; if ive caused drama the past few days its cuz im bored & if i didnt post before that its cuz i wasnt around. im not a sock.

xp felz has my back as perusual, thx

― deeznuts, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

we bonded over Big Hoos' scarf poll

― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

whoever you are

― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

STEENDRIVER: bringin people together

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

did we bond there?? i coulda sworn u was pro-scarf

― deeznuts, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

otm hoos u are awesome

― deeznuts, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

dude were you anti scarf?

― chaki, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

There was conflict at first but we worked through it and in the end learned a lot about each other and ourselves.

― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

im totally anti-scarf chaki sorry :(

scarf-wearing dudes are cool enough i just wouldnt ever do it myself is all

― deeznuts, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

ILX 2
User has been succesfully banned.

― chaki, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41194000/jpg/_41194451_pix_afp1.jpg

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

damn walked right into that one

― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 April 2008 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

american football is the crappest sport ever

-- DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:27 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

worked though didn't it

― DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

nearly all of your posts to that thread merit a repress over here, but I enjoyed it, especially "meGAYman more like"
that is exactly the level of effort invested in wind-ups that a video game list thread demands and not a whit more
you nailed the tone perfectly

― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 May 2008 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

TL;DR

― DG, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

just think that this might all be over within days

lol

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, May 6, 2008 12:28 PM (Tuesday, May 6, 2008 12:28 PM) Bookmark Link

he meant dr morbius posting to the primaries thread

-- and what, Tuesday, May 6, 2008 12:29 PM (Tuesday, May 6, 2008 12:29 PM) Bookmark Link

― rev, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

actually i lol'd

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 May 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

lolling while high doesn't count

― rev, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

...

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

actually i lol'd

-- J0rdan S., Tuesday, May 6, 2008 7:11 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lolling while high doesn't count

-- rev, Tuesday, May 6, 2008 8:01 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

smoke mad trees

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

haha point made

― rev, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)


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