Rolling "Hey guys, why don't you just get a li-i-i-i-i-fe" thread

ban ricardo for still smarting over a depeche mode comment! you are banned until you get a life, ricardo!

-- doom-e, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:18 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

90% of Pipecock posts

Yr a weird, weird dude, Dom.

Yr a weird, weird dude, Dom.

-- Pashmina, Saturday, 5 April 2008 15:37 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha any suzy-versus-hopeless-wannabe-hacks punch-up to thread.

hahaha

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-- Pashmina, Saturday, 10 November 2007 12:33 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

Do you people have an actual life outside ILX?

-- Zelda Zonk, Friday, 11 January 2008 13:01 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

anytime I worry about my own levels of life-sapping cynicism and mistrust posts like enriques ground me. Yeah I'm a bit bitter, a bit suspicious. But I'm not so bad compared to some jeez.

-- fandango, Sunday, April 13, 2008 6:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

er.. okay whatever. didn't realise that was a meta-comment snark. god ILX is fucking worthless lately unless you have zero life and LIVE IN IT or something. fucks sake.

-- fandango, Sunday, April 13, 2008 7:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

god ILX is fucking worthless lately unless you have zero life and LIVE IN IT or something. fucks sake.

yeah but this is true, tho the 'lately' is superfluous

im not disputing what fandango says.

either way reading (most) music blogs for any reason beyond 'oh, free mp3's' (and even this isn't much of a reason - there are other, better ways of acquiring music out there), nevermind CARING about music blogs like some of you sad freaks do - i can't even begin to fathom what type of life you would have had to have lead to have those priorities.

-- balls, Monday, April 14, 2008 2:58 PM (4 hours ago)

Heh, Heh, heh, heh, You guys! All this speculation is very amusing, hilarious! But you are all scrutinizing the issue to closely. What you need to do is stand back and look at the writing on the wall. Any of you who love Morrissey should know by now (and the rest of who do not should listen up). The Man is a genius at using words and imagery to add to all that he is and projects outwardly to be. All of his songs are controversial to some degree, however each are all just stories about people... Merely fictional characters! Vauxhall and I: The girl in "Lifeguard Sleeping, Girl Drowning" is going to let her nemesis drown. There is a Stalking song: "The More you ignore me the closer I get", The whole entire album of Kill Uncle is claimed to be about murders. November spawned a monster about a birth defective person in a wheel chair. C'mon!!! For crying out loud!! The minute you read the lyrics for National Front Disco or Bengali In Platforms you should have known that it was all Morrissey storytelling with young protagonist feeling misplaced and looking for approval or love. Does Everyone actually think that Morrissy was 16, clumsy and Shy and went to London and Booked Himself in at the Y.W.C.A??? - NO that song is about a 16 YEAR OLD SHY CLUMY GIRL WHO HAS A CRUSH ON SOMEONE.... Get it together folks! It's Called SENSATIONALISM!!! Do think that Motley Crue worshiped Satan? - NO! Do you think that Vanilla Ice or the Backstreet Boys came from a rough neighborhood? - No Siree! Do you think that Micheal Jackson had a woman named Billy Jean to accuse him of impregnating her? Nope, just a song my friends. -Hey maybe Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and Robert Plant really know this lady who bought the actual stairway TO HEAVEN???!! People they're just songs, and there just stories and I believe that Morrissey is very outspoken and if he were really racist, or desired to look racist I doubt we would have to be guessing by the lyrics in one of his many many story telling songs. Get - a - life....

-- Duke Rojas, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (6 years ago)

Heh, Heh, heh, heh,

you know why you guys can't stand Nick Hornby? Because he could write circles around all you Internet losers. You guys are just jealous!!! Get a life!!!

-- I Love Nick!, Friday, 21 May 2004 20:54 (3 years ago)

get one (1) life

i have been wanting to deploy the one (1) gag since i got here like 2 years ago so relieved

i have deleted dom&suzy.html but can't find anywhere to host it.

JW's right, it's not safe. It also smacks of vendetta/get a life, but there you go.

-- suzy, Friday, 14 March 2008 20:13 (2 weeks ago)

i have this penis in one hand and my balls in the other. gear freaks, I know you've been told before, get a life.

-- gaz (gaz), Saturday, 21 December 2002 21:11 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

You guys are just serious rubberneckers and as bored as work as I am. Though some of you UK people must actually be home by this point of the night so for crying out loud, get a life or something.

-- Masonic Boom, Friday, 2 March 2007 07:29 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Heh, Heh, heh, heh, Heh, Heh, heh, heh, Heh, Heh, heh, heh,

"Heh heh heh" is a classic post.

get a life or something.

-- Masonic Boom

^ classic case of "physician, heal thyself"

Heh, Heh, heh, heh,

the issue is that we should all get real lives.

-- ian, Monday, April 7, 2008 12:50 PM

ACTUALLY after further consideration it seems you're just singling out one dude's random bad opinions that pissed you off after a few drinks

if I did that with all my friends I'd have very few

learn to argue and don't be such a passive aggressive little twat you fucking little twentysomething

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, 26 April 2008 09:44 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

hey tom millar i thought this would be a funny thread and i am not actually bugging out over this dude since we have been down since 7th grade & he is always good times but i figured 77 would get a couple laffs from his recently formed challenging opinions so maybe u should fukkin smoke up and chill about how your friends are so coooooool

-- and what, Saturday, 26 April 2008 13:53 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

2-4-1

lol

fukkin

cankles swagger jack

cank what

tbh id rather have a beer with tom. at least we could bullshit about the robotech mythology. ethan would just talk shit about ilxors the whole time and recount the details of his tip to england for the millionth time.

details of his tip !!

i think he made out with kate and gave another britisher a handy.

what is beer with chaki like

http://www.brandchannel.com/images/FeaturesProfile/profile_img1_zima.jpg

I would drink beerz with all this chakis

no matter who you are a beer with me is always a good waste of time
I could probably even bro down with fucking graham, I'm such a barstool coversation whore
yesterday I was getting all larry king on the fucking jukebox repairman

that is not a joke and you KNOW

Tom I would totally dig beers with you too, shit is never a waste of time, except retrospectively, and fuck retrospectively.

drinking with graham would be like that chappelle skit with wayne brady

"He makes Stuart Murdoch look like Malcolm X"

Seriously, why do you guys care?

-- HI DERE, Monday, 19 May 2008 15:06 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

btw libcrypt instead of clicking around on yr computer looking for ways to zing me why dont you drive out to the country & take a hike up to a remote hilltop & pull yr pants down & let yr tiny penis flap around in the breeze, youll accomplish exactly as much & you might catch a nice sunset or something

-- deeznuts, Sunday, May 18, 2008 11:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=58899#unread

that deeznuts post is amazing

the guy is clearly a dipshit.

missed this thed but

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-- Pashmina, Saturday, 10 November 2007 12:33 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

serious CaoK (Cragganmore all over keyboard)
im at work too batches