solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

^^ untruth bomb

-- gff, Friday, April 11, 2008 8:34 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

are you talking about zings or online dating?

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, April 12, 2008 1:45 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Link

ilm inna heartbreaking nutshell:

For most of us I'm assuming some deep seated issue regarding an inability to connect to other people that we use music as a surrogate for.

-- filthy dylan, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 12:52 (8 months ago) Link

daaaaaaaamn

I, too miss the days before i couched all statements in sardonic self-awareness

-- deej, Tuesday, March 27, 2007 6:39 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Perhaps we could list a load of crap aspirational telly and pepper it with the inclusion of a few racists and maybe Boris Johnson. That would be both funny and incisive.

-- Matt DC, Monday, 14 April 2008 11:50 (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

beat me to the punch by about a second.

OTM

dangerously close to getting posted in custos holmes

-- banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:49 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

not a post but arguably ILX in a nutshell

For most of us I'm assuming some deep seated issue regarding an inability to connect to other people that we use music as a surrogate for.

-- filthy dylan, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 12:52 (8 months ago) Link

-- Ol Bertie Dastard, Sunday, April 13, 2008 10:50 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

daaaaaaaamn

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, April 13, 2008 10:53 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i disagree w/ this one personally

we're talking about white rappers?

-- russignol, Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:11 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

I hear you, but lol it's ILM dude. Folks pride themselves on avoiding the obvious and/or loudly reveling in the obvious.

xp

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 23:36 (Yesterday) Link

id just like to point out that ive been otm on this thread

--louis jagger

For most of us I'm assuming some deep seated issue regarding an inability to connect to other people that we use music as a surrogate for.

-- filthy dylan, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 12:52 (8 months ago) Link

yeah this is kind of be-all-end-all

same 4 people posting to ilx under multiple usernames since 2001 and none of them realise it.

-- Roberto Spiralli, Monday, April 14, 2008 7:23 PM (2 hours ago)

the roffles are non-stop

-- The Real DG (D to thee G), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:25 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

so it's emo + nerdery.

-- s1ocki, Tuesday, April 15, 2008 9:11 AM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

^that

I never know when Dom is making a "No means no!" joke or just tooling for anus.

-- libcrypt, Monday, March 3, 2008 11:58 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

I bet you that there are at least three ILX males who are masturbating right now, as you read this.

-- Allyzay, Wednesday, November 26, 2003 11:40 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

My inner Dan Perry just exploded.

-- Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, November 26, 2003 5:19 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

By "saying" I meant "typing."

-- jaymc, Friday, 18 April 2008 17:41 (19 minutes ago) Link

i have no idea what thats supposed to mean but ill chalk it up to you being a cock

-- deeznuts, Friday, April 18, 2008 7:31 PM

i'm home from work and i have a bunch of pot and i'm drunk

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, April 18, 2008 3:56 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wakefieldsteven (3 hours ago) Show Hide
0 Poor comment Good comment
Marked as spam
Reply | Spam
this song is balls. i'm still adopting it as my personal themetune though.

uh when i called you from bar at 11:45 you said you were going home and when i got home at 1 you were home iming me.

-- tehresa, Friday, April 18, 2008 7:06 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

FUCK THE HATERS

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, January 10, 2008 8:18 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

wow i read this thread which ive read before but forgotten everything within and im pretty drunk right now and its late - anyway i really almost puked - genuinely disturbing!

-- jhøshea, Saturday, April 19, 2008 2:53 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

rereading this thread has proven to me, pretty much definitively, that anyone who says ilx hasn't gone downhill is full of shit. it's hardly a perfect thread, but it's worthwhile and thoughtful in a way that 99% of ilx isn't, anymore.

-- Charlie Rose Nylund, Saturday, April 19, 2008 7:43 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhr-jD0Tevc&feature=user

currently trying to figure out how to articulate why i like the rick ross album

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, April 20, 2008 6:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

lol

For most of us I'm assuming some deep seated issue regarding an inability to connect to other people that we use music as a surrogate for.

-- filthy dylan, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 12:52 (8 months ago) Link

-- Ol Bertie Dastard, Sunday, April 13, 2008 10:50 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

daaaaaaaamn

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, April 13, 2008 10:53 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i disagree w/ this one personally

-- deej, Monday, April 14, 2008 12:32 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

exactly. thats what band t-shirts are for.

kanye west- the white person's idea of a black person

-- darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:01 (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

who is "Charlie Rose Nylund"

hiphop.xls is RUINED

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, April 22, 2008 3:25 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

xpost:

You know, I don't post on here often, but I check it just about every day, and it's usually to read what a few specific posters write. One of those is J0hn.

I really hope he returns soon.

-- Charlie Rose (Charlie Rose), Thursday, 24 June 2004 11:21 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link ?????

The sexiest women I know, at least when talking about looks, was actually this girl I dated a couple of years ago. To me she looked better than any supermodels or people like that, but I do have an unconventional taste. For example, skinniness is usually a turn-off to me, I have almost a tummy fetish.

-- Tuomas, Thursday, April 24, 2008 6:42 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i think im fairly well socialized

-- max, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:36 (44 minutes ago) Link

for a dude that spends a couple hours a day posting gifs on the internet

-- max, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:36 (44 minutes ago) Link

Why did I just read even a fifth of that :|

-- Trayce, Sunday, April 27, 2008 3:09 AM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

i don't think anyone has ever been banned for just being not funny

-- electricsound, Wednesday, April 23, 2008 6:31 PM (Wednesday, April 23, 2008 6:31 PM) Bookmark Link

zings did poorly ;_;

-- deej, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 6:57 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

also gabbneb I value your presence but take it to wikipedia

-- I DIED, Tuesday, May 6, 2008 2:54 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

That is because we have already seen the forest but we are bored so we focus on the trees instead.

-- Euler, Tuesday, May 6, 2008 10:24 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

dude i wasnt trying to pick fights! i just misunderstood the you/ian dynamic & made a bad joke about it

jhoshea those were cuz all those dudes banned me from their boards

i have no prob whatsoever with anyone on here honestly, except maybe libcrypt but i think he just stuck up for me so not even him, im not out to be negative but ilx has gotten ridiculous lately & confused the shit out of me

-- deeznuts, Monday, April 7, 2008 12:25 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

i have no idea what dude is talking about and i usually know what everyone is talking about.

just a couple of nutz hangin' around

just a couple of nutz hangin' around

-- am0n, Friday, May 9, 2008 9:49 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sometimes ILX is hard!

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (Wrinklepaws), Wednesday, August 2, 2006 10:28 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

It's not a single post, but I think this thread pretty sums up the ILX experience in a nutshell:

When girls are tight, it might be gross

It starts with an odd comment made by some random poster, follows with poo jokes, then evolves into serious discussion about human physiology, then goes back to dirty jokes, and finally ends with obesity fetish cartoon porn.

I still think that.

if youll recall this was during the period where there was some weird deej/chaki divide going on, hoos was freakin out about it, & crutis had just unrolled 77 to much controversy. ilx on the whole seemed strangely on edge for a couple days & it is frankly a time i look back on with nothing but contempt for

-- deeznuts, Friday, 9 May 2008 16:07 (2 days ago) Link

deeznuts for ilx historian

Part gershy, part jaymc.

no mention of jackoff seshs= no cred

fwiw i have been feeling as legitimately hep to the ways of ilx lately as everyone else seems to think i am & it is not a good feeling at all

just give in man

youre not allowed to tell gershy fuck off but you are encouraged to tell estie to

-- max, Thursday, 7 February 2008 05:34 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

what is that from??

but max otm

ILX is probably the only board that continues to troll itself after the trolls leave

-- Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 13:36 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

They will respect you if you talk about it on the internet.

-- deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 3 June 2004 18:42 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

7 years? christ

-- J0rdan S., Saturday, 17 May 2008 18:21

BigLurks serves up the most poignant posts

all kinds of ppl like to have fun and rock out

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:58 (10 seconds ago) Link

i didn't even know about this part of the board until that meta mod thread thread on ile.

I always forget about Ask Chaki until it's mentioned on some meta mod thread on ILE. And then I'm like, oh cool.

deep inside the solitary mind of a madman
SCREAM
afterdark

-- usic, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 7:20 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sweeping generalisations was the winner

-- blueski, Thursday, 22 May 2008 12:05 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Wasn't aimed at you dude, I just thought of it and needed somewhere to post it.

-- Noodle Vague, Thursday, 22 May 2008 15:56 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dave: What country are you talking about? That's terrible. That first album had some interesting contradictions. On the one hand, they were clearly infuence by PE (esp. from a production standpoint, but lower budget, of course) and a song like "Fuck Tha Police" was a protest song. But E.Z.'s lyrics in particular undermined the protest:

Shining tha light in my face, and for what?
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt
I kick ass, or maybe cuz I blast
On a stupid-ass nigga when I'm playin with the trigga
Of an Uzi or an AK

So what's EZ's basically saying is, "Why are these police harassing me? Is it because I've been shooting all these people with my Uzi?" This seems like some kind of turning point, doesn't it?
-- Mark, Thursday, October 18, 2001 5:00 PM (6 years ago)

commodified eccentricity! gain admission to your very own subculture at wholesale prices! WEAR A FUCKING TOPHAT.

-- elmo argonaut, Friday, May 23, 2008 10:27 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

plz counter wayne sindrome invazn i'll logout noban plx but u will miss my burroughs politick cutup ile, you, will

-- usic, Saturday, May 24, 2008 2:42 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Uh I think you mean he dates the white Beyonce. Jay Z is sick, he's a dope rapper and as a Brit I've got a lot of love for him. In the musical sense only of course, I wouldn't touch him with yours or your mother's.
He is disgustingly wealthy and I only think he shouldn't play Glasto because its pure tokenism. Micheal Eavis doesn't KNOW diversity only the songs he likes.

-- VeronaInTheClub, Sunday, 25 May 2008 18:06 (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ONE TO WATCH

white folks be thinkin'

-- gershy, Sunday, 9 March 2008 09:40 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

haha i love "logout noban plx"

ok Dom, that's enough. Temp banning you and looking forward to the argument.

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:21 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i) a pussy

ii) a dick???

-- deeznuts, Thursday, May 29, 2008 1:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

why do people think these threads are still funny?

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:39 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

lmao @ wite kids getting in trouble

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:05 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

This thread has been locked by an administrator
Formatting help
For strong text, use: your text
For emphasised text, use: your text
For strikethrough text, use: your text
For underlined text, use: your text
For block quotes, use:

your text

your text

but on ilx everyone is always rushing to declare yesterday's contrarian opinion today's accepted wisdom

-- max, Sunday, June 1, 2008 5:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

and then overturn it

-- max, Sunday, June 1, 2008 5:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

nice 'solitary post' big hoos :-p

2-dimensional solitude

I went to a Deftones show once. To see Will Haven.

-- Nate Carson, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 10:41 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

my god it's full of slash

-- elmo argonaut, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 6:47 AM (57 minutes ago)

THINK OF ALL THE TIME WE'VE WASTED TOGETHER.

-- chicago kevin, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 12:31 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

not a post but a cnn headline

Disabled puppy can only walk in circles

bbcode maaaan...

-- Martijn Busink, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 09:19

I can't tell what's real and what's a joke any more.

-- Matt DC, 04 June 2008 08:52 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S. OTM, any track feat. Lil' Wayne ever

-- Jena, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:49 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Children shouldn't have friends. Children with friends are freaks. Long live the loner.

-- Madchen, Wednesday, July 11, 2001 12:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

what a fucking retarded poster

-- gr8080, Saturday, June 7, 2008 10:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

guys don't make me click on this thread unless there is actually something funny to read

-- elmo argonaut, Friday, June 13, 2008 12:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I have no use for him, but RIP.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, June 13, 2008 7:31 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this thread became retarded not that it wasn't retarded already

-- The Reverend, Saturday, June 14, 2008 12:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

A comment which was supposed to illustrate how I am competent at pleasuring women has turned into an inadvertent comment on my current emotional neediness. Hahaha! Well done me.

-- chap, Friday, 20 June 2008 00:51 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

do you have a little brother l0u1$?

i have two