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When I used to babysit the only weird things I did was throw the kids out into the front yard naked because they wouldn't put their clothes on, or play the "What does this taste like" game.
-- Carey (Carey), Tuesday, October 12, 2004 7:28 PM (3 years ago)Bookmark Link

what things did you use in the "What does this taste like" game? body parts?
-- JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, October 12, 2004 8:02 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

"What does this taste like?"
*sits on face*
-- AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, October 12, 2004 8:06 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

FOOD PRODUCTS. The last time I was attracted to 12 year olds was when i was 8.
-- Carey (Carey), Tuesday, October 12, 2004 8:11 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

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tom, i need a recent photo of you
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, March 21, 2008 5:34 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

for non creepy purposes
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, March 21, 2008 5:35 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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Don't misunderstand the question. Aint about something more sinister.

I mean if the baby (under one year) happens to be in the same room...
sitting in their baby-chair on the floor...staring into space or at you....there's no-one else in the house and won't be for hours....
you're bored and restless...you haven't watched that film you downloded yet....sure it's uncomfortable, but is it wrong bad! wrong
or just pffft s'okay.

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-- logged way the fuck out, Monday, December 5, 2005 5:55 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

I doubt the baby has any comprehension of what's going on (do babies even see that far?), so nothing wrong with it.
-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, December 5, 2005 5:58 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

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Worse, I find it kind of cute (in a totally non-sexual way, just to be clear in light of earlier comments).
-- sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, November 10, 2004 2:46 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

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Hey, I plan on going to see HP with no kids and I'm not a pedo! I *love* those books and can't wait to see the flick.
-- Samantha, Sunday, November 4, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

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I'm sorry I didn't respond earlier, I was busy licking peanut butter off the balls of a hatchet buried in Dan's skull. Wait, that came out wrong.
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, December 5, 2005 2:14 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Ol Bertie Dastard, Thursday, 24 April 2008 02:13 (seventeen years ago)


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