Worst of the web: Crappysavior.jpg edition. (a picture thread)

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Is there any greater repository of bad net art than pictures of our lord and savior Jesus Christ? Thanks to myspace, I don't think so.

http://www.christianprofile.com/Images/Jesus/images/jesus013.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.religioustattoos.net/Images/Jesus/jesus_33.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f204/dac0917/jesus_lol.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.itsablackthang.com/images/Art-Mini-Prints/kolongi-footprints.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.9linton.com/imagesBLOGS2/JesusDino.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/bushbeat/archive/images/jesus-with-rifle.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cannabisculture.com/backissues/cc11/pics/Jesus_Fu.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-wewerebad.png

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.heavenlyimages.com/Jesus%20and%20Pet%20copy.gif

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

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― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.photocasket.com/patriotic/220.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pjchmiel.com/fp/Jesus911.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

I kind of laughed at the "owned" one...

― Drooone, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT tha.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

tombot's won.

― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.whisperingangelsgift.com/Animated_jesus_wine_bread_hg_clr.gif

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.answer-islam.org/jesus.gif

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.teamjesususa.com/tjusafull.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.holyfireminst.com/files/sing_animated__joan4jesus2.gif

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://i386.kruel.org/images/lol_jesus_small.JPG

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://i14.tinypic.com/4r7e81x.gif

― StanM, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://extremecatholic.blogspot.com/images/jesus-loves-you-bunches.gif

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://i7.tinypic.com/6biww8x.gif

― StanM, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://i7.tinypic.com/637pz4i.gif

― StanM, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/332433281_6927bd6c1e_o.jpg

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

This is where I start thinking that Islam's ban on certain caricatures ain't that bad of an idea.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe 'with you always' hasn't been mentioned yet

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/carpetlayer.jpg

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/teller.jpg

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

i googled pencil sketches of gay sex and photoshopped one of those jesus drawings onto it once but can't find now

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

This one actually has me kind of enthused about jogging today!

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/jogger.jpg

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.flash.net/~balloonz/Jesus%20Front%202.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

"IT'S JESUS LOL" cracks me up every time.

― onimo, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus made our board go squinty :(

― onimo, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/golfer.jpg

more here
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

Where is "don't let him merge"? That's my favorite.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.brookston.org/beer/wp-content/beerpix/jesus-beer-poster.jpg

― Abbott, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/teller2.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

HOW DID U FIGURE OUT FONT

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/construction.jpg

this might be better for that caption

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

deej that is priceless, i love this

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/juggler.jpg

― Jena, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

all of them are excellent for that caption

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tomorrowlands.org/art/chibijesus/orion-cjluuv.gif

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

haha the juggler one is the one i photoshopped onto a 'pencil sex' GIS image

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/bankteller.jpg

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k192/sirweeze/teller.jpg

― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

best thread on ilx ever

― the next grozart, Thursday, 17 May 2007 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.inspired-art.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/atthehelmo.jpg

― negotiable, Thursday, 17 May 2007 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fcsweb.org/HIS_PEACE_LION_LAMB.jpg
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i think the one of jesus riding the dinosaurs is my favorite

― negotiable, Thursday, 17 May 2007 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

I like the one by a kid (I hope) with a goat, an elephant with a ponytail, a muslim and a cup of tea in hell.

― chap, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

can't get over the juggling dude's jim carey circa 'dumb&dumber' face

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

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http://www.hear.fi/kuvat/virginmanson.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.artists.fi/106.nayttely/img/okkonen_h.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.advent.ee/meieaeg/pildid/Jeesus_naerab.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/31/28/243128.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:12 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2004/2282088722_c9c949e0b5.jpg?v=0

― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 1 March 2008 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ gloryhole of god

― Slumpman, Saturday, 1 March 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

black jesus drive like this

― Hurting 2, Saturday, 1 March 2008 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lonvig.dk/ap-vejle-jellingestenens-kristus-500.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kotiposti.net/~raamattu/kristinusko/sanoma/pic/jesus-praying.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.vivalaspella.com/images/slike/8_kristus.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.onkosetotta.net/kuvat/AjaO-Jeesus.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://mikomolari.googlepages.com/jeesus.jpg/jeesus-full.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.verikoirat.com/blog_kuvat/juhlayo.gif

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://olavi.catholic.fi/kuvat/paasiainen_2006_khra.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tamk.fi/~a4pviipp/jeesus_joulupukki.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.auranseurakunta.fi/ajankohtaista/uutisia_september-october_mmvi/uutislista_sept-oct_mmvi/uutisia_maius-august_mmvi/uutislista/32020-605855.jpeg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.myheritagefiles.com/H/storage/site1/files/80/78/42/807842_983034bd77ec64bk5ezg30.JPG

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kitsch.fi/shop/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/ee655a106d607958d7e1a0b6de23ff34.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nic.fi/~tomk/kuvat/ristiinnaulittu_ylapuolelta_kuvattuna.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.vapahtaja.net/crusifix.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://greifenschlucht.de/images/jesus.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.religionfacts.com/jesus/images/Barzoni-Black-Jesus-Montage-Vincent-Barzoni.jpeg

― gr8080, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

for my birthday last week i saw steve aoki and that dude from 'that 70s show' :D

-- deej

sounds horrible

― omar little, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

Cool little story....

No matter how religious you may or may not be, this
could still give you chills. I heard this story
before, but is still kind of cool to send. Great
visual image.

A young man who had been raised as an atheist was
training to be an Olympic diver. The only religious
influence in his life came from his outspoken
Christian friend. The young diver never really paid
much attention to his friend's sermons, but he heard
them often.

One night the diver went to the indoor pool at the
college he attended. The lights were all off, but as
the pool had big skylights and the moon was bright,
there was plenty of light to practice by.
The young man climbed up to the highest diving board
and as he turned his back to the pool on the edge of
the board and extended his arms out, he saw his shadow
on the wall.

The shadow of his body was in the shape of a cross.
Instead of diving, he knelt down and finally asked God
to come into his life. As the young man stood, a
maintenance man walked in and turned the lights on.
The pool had been drained for repairs.

Remember this story and send it to a friend.
Yes, I do Love Jesus. He is my source of existence and
Savior. He keeps me functioning each and everyday.
Without Him, I will be nothing. Without him, I am
nothing but with Him I can do all things through
Christ that strengthens me. Phil 4:13

Share with others if you are so moved.

― omar little, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

THANK GOD OMGZ IF HE HADN'T PRAYED HE WOULD'VE GONE SPLAT LOL

― Mordy, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

A GIFT FOR YOU

― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 06:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ectomo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/hello-kitty-jesus-tattoo.jpg

― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 07:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/81/Miracles_of_Jesus_Precut.jpg

― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 07:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rrbbs.com/images/jesus.jpg

― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 07:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.virtualp.us/jesus-hates-dildo.jpg

― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 07:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://uskotoivorakkaus.fi/jeesus/jeesuksen-kuvat/kuvat/b_che.gif/image

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://vuodatus-media-3.web-effect.net/g/36708/1681766.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://uskotoivorakkaus.fi/jeesus/kysy-jeesuksesta/mita-tiedetaan-jeesuksen-lapsuudenperheesta/images/imageinnercontentproxy.2008-04-22.6044223089/pa_thumb/imagex471x656.jpeg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kotimaa.fi/kotimaa/images/stories/200703/jeesus_kalenterissa600.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.freewebs.com/tranfo/Jeesus.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.freewebs.com/serawisus/KRISTUS%201.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.czech.cz/pic.aspx?id=11314&lang=cs-CZ

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.airbrush-jure.com/motorji/big/KRISTUS-maska.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

ten months pass...

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-wewerebad.png

did jess harvell draw this?!?!

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 July 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

omg that is awesome on so many levels

― MOAR HUMOR THAN A HUMAN(E) (jjjusten), Friday, 31 July 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

http://media.photobucket.com/image/sexy%20jesus/slater5/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.muffinsquad.com/images/jesus-gun.jpg

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://babble.com/CS/blogs/politicalnanny/jesus.jpg

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XCkTSf0swcQ/SeHGmzY5SeI/AAAAAAAAFrI/Um_o__3n7Vo/s400/weird-jesus-holy-gun.jpg

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://dinosaurfanfiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/raptor-jesus_02.jpg

WTF?!

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

http://dropular.net/content/_fixed/9746xokrs_3068200328_784ac42c56.jpg

Hey Jesus, stop stealing Wolverine's smack!

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:15 (seventeen years ago)

http://protoplasm.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/dinosaur.jpg

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://gorightly.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/jesus_and_the_dinosaurs.jpg

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.art4god.com/bin/print/zoom/nan_zoom.jpg

― my future wife has to love talking about the ninja turtles (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 00:36 (seventeen years ago)

"Mom" was the most famous tattoo in history. It seems obvious that if Jesus were to shock the status quo in the 21st Century with a tattoo that it would say "Father".

― my future wife has to love talking about the ninja turtles (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 00:37 (seventeen years ago)

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